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I'll go first.
Michael McIntyre. His 'Big Show' has just come on after the footie - watched 30 seconds of it just to see if he was as annoying as I remember. He most definitely is.
Rather watch the latter than the former....
Kate humble or Jimmy Carr
Nicholas Witchell.
Rather watch the latter than the former....
Yep.
Michael McIntyre
Ricky Gervais
James Coden
Miranda fortunately the world has realised how shite she is.
Jeremy ****ing Vine
With his face like a sellotaped testicle....
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Michael McIntire here as well, although it's him I'd like to punch, rather than my telly. I cannot, for the life of me, understand why people think he's funny! He's just bloody insufferable.
Fortunately, there's always something better to watch, or as usual on a Saturday evening, listen to, 'cos I never watch telly on Friday or Saturday evenings.
Ha! you lot! Did you know RYLAN Clark-twonk has HIS OWN SHOW! I haven't seen 1 single second of it, but if you really want to punch your tv, sometime late on C5 is where you wanna be. Who PAYS for these idiots? Who WATCHES these idiots? 👿
Dhis dwad.
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Actually all these mentions of Michael McIntyre - have you seen Josh Widdicombe's stand-up? Its WORSE.
I find Michael Macintrye pretty funny, I like his new show actually.
+1 for McIntyre
Sharon Osbourne.
Stephen Fry.
Nigel Slater.
Piers Morgan & Katie Hopkins obvs.
Piers Morgan, I'd boil him in acid!
Stephen Mulhearn
Kate Humble (again)
George bloody Clarke
I like MacIntyre, despite the 70s throwback show.
I find the way Josh Widdecombe insists on sitting on his foot on the Last Leg inexplicably irritating!
Plus that woman who did the voice-over on Master Chef (don't know if she still does?)
[i]Piers Morgan, I'd boil him in acid![/i]
He's another one! Who PAYS for these idiots? Who WATCHES these idiots?
His last programme: women murderers. Would've been only one reason to watch that...
Graham Norton
Andrew O'Neill
Eammon Holmes
Did you know RYLAN Clark-twonk has HIS OWN SHOW
/googles Ryan Clark
Jeremy Clarkson
But since I'll not see him as I have no intention of joining Amazon Prime, the set is safe
piers morgan definitely. remember him as a scumbag reporter for the sun pretending all the stars were his mates, made my skin crawl then. infuriating that the public cant see through him and hes gone from strength to strength. despise him.
james corden.
How do you spell 'smarmy'? Oh wait, you don't have to...
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Then there's this one:
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and this one:
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and, finally, this one:
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EDIT: Oops. That may be a few too many. You're going to think I'm an angry man. 😛
Dermot O'Leary.
[i]Ryan Clark[/i]
Probably much less annoying search results than if you spelt it right. 😉
Oh yeah. Still none the wiser he appears to been on that Essex thing. Oh wait I've seen him on Celeb Juice where he made great cannon fodder.
Romesh Ranganathan
Oh Christ, yes! Kirsty bloody Alsopp!
It's like someone has distilled the very purest essence of irritatingly sanctimonious middle class mumsnettery
An absolutely vile woman!!!
Kate Humble
Greg Wallace. Unbelievably annoying and strangely full of himself. Stupid shouty idiotic bell end.
George Clarke and the way he pronounces architect
Kirstie Allsopp here as well. She seems like a complete bitch dressed up like an Enid Blyton character.
Barry Shitpeas
I'm interested. How did Kate Humble earn everyone's disapproval?
This reminds me why I don't have a TV anymore.
Has anyone mentioned 'Brillo' yet?
I try not to turn into my Dad and have nothing nice to say about anyone on TV, but when it comes to Lawrence Lewellyn Bowen, I make an exception!
Jimmy Carr
Michael McIntyre
Jeremy Clarkson
Ah no, Kate Humble, what has she ever done?! Humble is one of my secret TV crushes.
No mention of the cillit bang bloke or any character real or fluffy toy based from any price comparison site so far they're all on my list (and yes Alexei the meerkat you're on that list too, it was cute for five minutes, now it's just annoying)
No, garage-dweller, it was never cute.
Chris Packham
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& a might as well mention to Michaela Strachan.
It's a toss up between Eddie butler and Stuart Barnes as to which is the biggest sanctimonious pr**k. Hate both of them with a passion
Oh and John Innverdale can sod off as well
blimey...............2nd page and nobody yet listed Keith Lemon.
Another fortunately less apparent......Russel Brand
The ingratiating knob who presented the last series of the cycle show on itv4 (I think).
Some people just really rub me up the wrong way, and that show would have been pretty good otherwise.
Keith lemon, how does he carry on stealing a living?
Never heard anyone admit they think he's funny.
Most of the above.
And Sue Lawley.
Paddy McGuinness
+1 for Vernon Kay
I'm supposed to be a prouder Boltonian ha ha
Some of the celebrity chefs are really getting on my nerves now ...
It's like someone has distilled the very purest essence of irritatingly sanctimonious middle class mumsnettery
*sniffs the air*
Kevin McCloud. Been on his show a few times and how I didn't land him one I don't know.
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Peter Kay
Vernon Kay
Jay K
Oh, and Johnny Vegas
Russell Brand .
Dynamo , every tricks pre planned and staged .
eh? Tell us more.Kevin McCloud. Been on his show a few times and how I didn't land him one I don't know.
Anyway my choices are, Amanda Holden completely talentless and of course Simon Cowell (shivers)
Alan Titchmarsh . Might be content based as opposed to presenting talent, but its a no from me.
Chris Evans. Used to think he was really funny, now, not so much.
And whilst we're at it... The 'One' show theme tune gets makes me stabby, jeeez did the 12 yr old daughter of the producer play trumpet at school and they thought its an amazing instrument [s]of deaf[/s]
How did Kate Humble earn everyone's disapproval
Carries a grudge apparently, a little like Carol Vorderman.
Vernon Kay
Good call.
Vorderman carries a blade aswell,watch her.
Harry Hill deserves a special place in hell...
Michael sodding MacIntyre...
Gordon f***ing Ramsey
the footie
Thats 60000 total knob heads on the tv!
Most of the already mentioned names I cunningly bypass by simply not watching them, but the continuing presence of Carlton Kirby on Eurosport's cycling coverage is almost unendurable - the gabbled nonsense, the ghastly glib clichés - particularly the bollocks about riders 'having their fun' - and the fake hysteria that overwhelms him for the last ten minutes of every stage along with that ghastly rising inflexion thing he does and his inability to ever just shut up for more than ten seconds does my head in. How the hell does he still have a job?
I've never had the desire to punch my TV but reading this, it's very apparent nearly everyone hates someone and some hate everyone.
How has Mike Brewer not been mentioned - makes me ashamed to be in the motor industry 👿
Radio but still: Alan Green.
The man has zero enthusiasm for any of the games he commentates on. It's like he totally hates his job and has to try and ruin enjoyment for as many others as possible.
Was about to go radio too. My Sunday morning convalescence is being ruined by Mar Ann hobbs interview with Pete Doherty. As if she shouldn't just STFU.
Well if you're going on to radio - Sarah Montague - Cam the Ham dinner guest and repaying him for every grain of quinoa with softball interviews with tory politicians.
Graham Norton and Jonathan Woss
That my wife would sooner fall asleep on the sofa with these two wastrels on a Friday and Saturday night rather than come to bed with me bodes ill for our future. 👿
Dynamo , every tricks pre planned and staged .
Did you think he could really do magic?
Jack Shitehall
James Condom
Jonathan Woss.
Russell Bland.
I immediately turn over if any of the above threaten appearance!
Always amazes me how they get on TV. Good luck to them in some respects, they'd be useless in the real world.
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Oh and yes, I saw fine minutes of that Mcintyre tripe and saw his whole catalogue of work but with different words. Silly walking squeaky voiced observational comedy for simpletons.
i don't think I can muster enough vitriol to really hate someone on the telly. I tend to find ignoring them makes life more pleasant.
Apart from Piers ****ing Morgan. He'll be first for the chop come the revolution.
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I don't agree with their ideas values. Hate? Too strong a word.
Wouldn't say punch but change the channel.
They're all much of a muchness aren't they?
A more sensible thread would have been bods that [i]don't[/i] make you wanna punch yer telly
I very rarely feel the urge as I only switch it on when there is something I want to watch. But, with that in mind....
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yunki - Member
They're all much of a muchness aren't they?A more sensible thread would have been bods that don't make you wanna punch yer telly
When Baywatch was on.
Are we really onto page 3 with no mention of Noel Edmonds?
. . . or Jeremy Kyle ?
Any ITV drama.
Especially these hard woman detective ones like Bott and Scaly.
Olivia Coleman I don't mind so much.
This giant douche bag who is currently spoiling Formula 1 (Him and the annoying music for the ad breaks)
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And Ant & Dec x 1000!
I was just thinking how we could be on the third page with nobody mentioning Steve Jones. Well done.
Davina McCall - is there no terrible TV that she won't present?
The BBC Rugby 6N team are all pretty annoying too.