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As it says really.  I'll pick this one.


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 7:51 pm
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Posted : 25/09/2025 7:56 pm
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Tango is what comes to mind, Aviva Paul Whitehouse too. 

 

Edit: Boddingtons


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 8:13 pm
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Edit: Boddingtons

Yes they were great - and you know it's being brewed in Manchester again? By JW Lees.

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 8:32 pm
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It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dog.

We all adore a Kia-Ora.


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 8:55 pm
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Posted : 25/09/2025 8:56 pm
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I liked the Hamlet Cigars one that was split into three mini ads (beginning/middle/end of the break) with the Aborigini throwing boomerangs and they didn’t come back. So he smoked a cigar and they all came back. Or was it a beer brand?


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:04 pm
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Posted : 25/09/2025 9:06 pm
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This has to be a contender.  

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:08 pm
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This one too.

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:08 pm
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But really, it's this one.

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:11 pm
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This one because it made me appreciate not having to cycle on cobblestones or eating brown bread.

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:13 pm
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"I ate a hundred packets in a day once."

"Accrington Stanley - who are they?"

Don't need to post the videos.


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:14 pm
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"Accrington Stanley - who are they?"

Exactly


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:16 pm
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ITV Digital Monkey Advert 1


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:18 pm
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Hope it’s chips, it’s chips!


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:19 pm
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Always partial to Chewits and I like this one most for the Barrow in Furness reference 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:20 pm
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I thought of a Honda ad, too. 🙂 

 


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 9:30 pm
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Posted : 25/09/2025 9:34 pm
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Came on to say the Guinness surfer ad but beaten to it by SlowOldMan

otherwise the old Lionel Blair cut is surely part of our collective consciousness?


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 10:05 pm
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The NZ Toyota Hilux ad


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 10:09 pm
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Annoyingly youtube seems to think this is an advert for Tennent's Lager. It's not, it's an ad for Caledonian Best. It's Frankie Miller singing I liked both of them


 
Posted : 25/09/2025 11:07 pm
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Posted : 25/09/2025 11:17 pm
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Sorry, but I can't endorse the op's selection...

If you look at the last bit you'll see that the kid is riding the wrong way into a one way road. 

#bloodycyclists etc etc


 
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Posted by: bruneep

Someone should tell him thats not auchtermuchty.

 

 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 6:20 am
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Posted : 26/09/2025 7:16 am
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Not strictly an advert, but, years ago, watching Poltergeist 2 (IIRC) in the cinema. There was a scene where an Indian Chief (again, IIRC) was sprinkling a circle of white powder on a room to keep the Poltergeist at bay. Then someone in the cinema chirped up with:

'Do the Shake n' Vac, and Put the Freshness Back'!

Totally ruined the moment, but the whole audience burst out laughing. 🙂


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 8:23 am
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For me..

Carling (Dambusters)

Guinness ( Surfer)

and Boddingtons (Trollies)

all got it just right

Sketchy film quality ,but I like the 'Dancing man' one as he looks like my pal Harry

Not a fan of car adverts,but this VW independent films one always makes me smile


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 8:31 am
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Cigar ads are pretty good. Why did I never take up smoking them?!


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 8:33 am
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Another amazing Honda ad

 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 8:45 am
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Ref cigar advert an original mini Mini that had been considerably widened drove past me this morning and I thought of this…


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 9:24 am
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Irn Bru adverts

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9UprxM_aBWk&pp=ygUOaXJuIGJydSBhZHZlcnQ%3D


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 9:24 am
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The punchline is delivered brilliantly!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Z023prwCkgs


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 9:26 am
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Has this been posted yet?

 

 

 


 
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Posted : 26/09/2025 9:50 am
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There's a bit of a theme running here 😂

 


 
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Posted : 26/09/2025 9:59 am
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Sorry, only skimmed the thread but for me it's:

 

"We hope it's chips, it's chips."

 

"With mild clean, fairy liquid"

 

But....

The best were the government ones telling us to close a farm gate or not to touch high voltage pylon lines etc. 

 

Honourable mention the the "world's first natural born smoker" and the Aids one too. 

 

Jeebus, the AIDS one terrified me as a kid in the 80s. 

 

Now AIDS is classed as a manageable disease, utterly incredible how far science has come.


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 10:00 am
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Panda kitkat ad. 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 10:04 am
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I'll probably embed these wrong, but.....

Full Moon.....Half Moon.....Total Eclipse.....

I still do it with my daughter every time we eat Jaffa Cakes. I haven't shown her the ad though so she probably wonders what the hell I'm on about.

The Wa'er In Ma'Jorka......

 

Not a TV advert, but this Peugeot 106 GTi advert is brilliant

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Posted : 26/09/2025 10:28 am
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The series of Leeds Building Society adverts with George Cole.

Genuinely witty, creative and memorable - better than some of the shows they were shown in between — and from a marketing POV they always included the key product features.


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 10:28 am
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I love the two Guiness Ad's but this is still the king of all ad's EVER :o)

Oh and I would pay to have been in the first meeting where this was pitched to the Cadbury team 🤣 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 10:40 am
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God Almighty, there's some absolute belters in that lot, including all the ones I'd thought of. Keep 'em coming

Oh, JAG just beat me to that one


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 10:49 am
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Some great stuff above...

This blew my mind when I first saw it in '83, wish there was a better quality version available.

Absolutely awful lager but did some great ad's

total black humour (hoax ad)


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:02 am
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You Buy One, You Get One Free! I say You Buy One, You Get One Free!

https://www.tiktok.com/@somewhere_over_there/video/7295813283733523745


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:16 am
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Came to post Guiness Surfer and Hope its chips it’s chips but beaten to it. 

Also, I’ve been in a few earthquakes and the Trevor Mr Softy advert is always how I describe the experience to people. 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:22 am
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Some classics here, this one is bonkers!

 

 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:37 am
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"Washing machines last longer with calgon" 

 

Simple, explicit and in your middle age you will be glad you took heed

 

 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:45 am
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Don't be a Twit-You, Leave Electricity Alone.

Thank you Wise Owl

(Courtesy of Inside Number 9, Series 7, Episode 6 which I have just put on to watch). 🙂


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 11:47 am
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Oh and Marko against the pint. You'll never lose


 
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The mention of washing machines has reminded me of that bloody Ariston ad.


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 12:07 pm
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Of all the adverts i have been exposed to, it has to be the Cadbury Gorilla. it's the only one i can really remember. Unless you count some kid being fried for flying a kite near a pylon.


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 12:50 pm
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Of current ads, probably this one. Just me ? 🙃 😊 


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 1:15 pm
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Pretty much any Irn Bru or Dr Pepper ad


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 7:19 pm
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Ah yes the Cinzano and Heineken were good ones. 

How about public information films?


 
Posted : 26/09/2025 7:24 pm
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No mention of any of the Weetabix adverts yet?!


 
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I'll not link to it because, well, you'll see if you search for it on youtube, but a guy called Crobin did a parody of a Tic-Tacs advert called "4 Calories".  At the time it wasn't made particularly clear that it wasn't an official tic-tac production and hilarity ensued.

Great soundtrack, very memorable, not very corporate, probably nsfw.


 
Posted : 28/09/2025 8:25 am
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I can't find it on the 'tube so I don't know if the "Nice one Cyril" bread ad that spawned the football chat would tickle me as much now as it did in 1972 when I was 14.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nice_One_Cyril

I also like the Guinness "dancing man" ad.  I used to play it in lectures I gave for many years as an important case about Dramatic copyright was about it.


 
Posted : 28/09/2025 9:49 am
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For mash get smash


 
Posted : 29/09/2025 11:07 pm
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Some great shouts above. I also loved this one:


 
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^^...and an early acting gig for Russell Tovey 😉 👍 

 

The Heinz ad ..not the penguin  🤣 🤣 🤣 


 
Posted : 30/09/2025 3:22 pm
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Thought of a couple more

 

 

 

 


 
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Not a favourite, but certainly elusive.

I recall from sometime in the late 80s an annoying series of adverts for a car manufacturer, I think it was Vauxhall, that had an annoying young sales lad named Harry, and his patronising boss would chide him with the strapline "Never joke about money, Harry".

Google seems to have no reference to it whatsoever. Am I imagining it?


 
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Used as a listening exercise to demonstrate contractions:

Other Maureen Lipman BT ads availaible.


 
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