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..... what would you call yourself?
Would you go for a similar thing to your own name, changing the gender (wayne/Watnetta). Or would you go off on a tangent, and call yourself Fifi Trixabelle de la Fandango?
Wimminz of STW feel free to chip in as to whether you'd fancy being a Bradley, Sebastian or a Colin?
Qwerty
I wouldn't need a name, i'd never get out as i'd be sat at home playing with my boobs.
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keith.
It's pretty well established that my mum wanted a daughter and she'd have been called Fiona. So that might soften the blow a bit.
Though actually, I've always been jealous of people with unpronouncable gaelic names so call me Dior-bhorgàil
Jamie.
Clint.
I do know one thing. When Beyonce sang "If I were a boy even just for a day" she'd already missed the mark by Alanis Morissette proportions after the first two lines of the song.
Beyonce, if you woke up one morning and discovered you were a boy, I can tell you with absolute cast-iron certainty that the first thing your do would most definitely not be "get out of bed."
I'd keep it the same as I wouldn't want to have to change my email address... That's a step too far.
Knock yourselves out, peeps -- http://www.adviceguide.org.uk/wales/relationships_w/relationships_birth_certificates_and_changing_your_name_e/changing_your_name/statutory_declaraton_of_change_of_name.htm
Eric
Freya.
And I'd buy thousands of shoes and sexy undies.
MWA xx
Can I change my mind, y'know just like a woman? 🙂
Will Fifi Trixabelle be joining us on the next MNPR?
Well, it is a bit of a one-way ticket, cinnamon_girl...
Alice, or Alisha, deffo something beginning with 'A' - a useful initial in today's re-unreconstructed post-ironic banterous misogynist society as I would (as a woman) be known variously as:
'A. Slut'
'A. Minger'
'A. Tease'
'A. Crazybitch'
'A. Nicepair'
'A. Fatcow'
'A. Skingforit'
Snugglekins Mc Snoogywoogy
And I would have everything in pink.
That all depends if I can get a set of these in time
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Lady Natasha Letita Sarah Jane Wettesley Olstomsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Dub, Countess of Moldavia
Those legs belong to Chipps. 😀
Mister P, she already exists. Dirty girl. Last seen on her back on the pool table upstairs at the Cadogan, legs akimbo asking for more champagne.
Anyone else have to double check CG's first answer above?
cinnamon_girl - Member
Clint.
No way are you cool enough to pull off [url= http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0583552/quotes ]Clint.[/url]
No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint.
😯 😳
Hora
Wait - I've changed my mind! If I was to have a sex change in the future, I would definitely call myself...
Allthegear!
Anyone else have to double check CG's first answer above?
Yes i did 😯
My name change would be to Bob which is errr short for Kate.
No way are you cool enough to pull off
I'm so cool that I've never watched that programme! Honestly, I must be the only one.
Er, what's the question? I've eaten too much chocolate, am very confused. 😛
I dont know how but in all my procrastination time i have let this dilemma slip me by.
You're already half way there JY
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😀
I've always thought that Crème Fraîche was a lovely girls name.
Hmm, s'pose I'd be something like Sir Nigel.
My mum and dad were going to call me Geraldine if I was a girl (if anyone can come up with a name that shouts 'Mancunian Catholic parents of the 1970s' any louder, I'd like to hear it). And for a dy i was called Philip. So I could be Phillipa Geraldine Simone.
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If I was a girl I'd be called Whora.
My current name.. It's a guys and a girls name 😳
Dave or Sheila - not sure...
Mate used to cycle with a crew in South London, I believe affiliated to Herne Hill. Was a guy called Stan , who used to ride out with the gang. Suddenly one Sunday ride, appeared in garish clothing and wanted from then on to be called Sian.............. 😯
Changing just one letter at a time? That's hardly "suddenly"...
My current name.. It's a guys and a girls name
New a heterosexdual couple called sam and jo I never knew which was which 😳
Charlie, or Freddie or something like that.
Binners? just for giggles.
It'd be ace to be a boy for a day. 8) especially round about the 22nd every month...thanks
Appearing allegedly in ladies cycling kit and pink clothes, is possibly the more sudden part of the transformation...........Changing just one letter at a time? That's hardly "suddenly"...
You could all call me Yes Mistress.
and
wouldn't want to have to change my email address
Is why I own my own domains, I can have as many names as I like, should the urge take me.
Master Chief?
no one would mess with your stuff.
I was born before scans and all set to be Jennifer.
Appearing allegedly in ladies cycling kit and pink clothes, is possibly the more sudden part of the transformation...........
gosh - yes - that would be scandalous. Can you imagine the chaos if someone turned up to, say, a Peaks Pootle who'd transitioned and was wearing ladies cycling kit??? 🙄
Rachel
DebZ
A winner!
that would be scandalous.
Scandalous, no. Surprising, almost certainly.
It would require changing the spelling, but there is a feminine version of my name.
Actually, Michael can work both ways, The Bangles original bass player is Michael Steele, she was in the Runaways, too.
There's Robin/Robyn, as well.
At Starbucks I always say Sheila for my name on the cup
gosh - yes - that would be scandalous. Can you imagine the chaos if someone turned up to, say, a Peaks Pootle who'd transitioned and was wearing ladies cycling kit???Rachel
I think you might want to take a step away from this one, Rachel. I don't think he/she was meaning it how you think.
I'd certainly be surprised.
you're probably right, Jamie 🙂
Was a guy called Stan , who used to ride out with the gang. Suddenly one Sunday ride, appeared in garish clothing and wanted from then on to be called Sian
"Where's the foetus gonna gestate?"
Anyway, how about Mary? That way I could be knocked up at Christmas and claim to be a virgin. A little topical content there.
Cassandra or Rochelle. Something classy.
What did Stan/Sian do with the "you know what " wearing Lycra cycling shorts?
Tits McGee.
Tom_W1987, in an old job I had the pleasure of doing some work for Ms Gash 🙂
Seema Butt, too.
Hilda, like my mother, she was a handsome woman.
Mona.
Sex change...not personality change.
Sam, d'uh 😀
mORGAN, small m and a big organ. I'm not going the whole way with the operation.
Surely Stan, in the spirit of the Life of Brian, should have wanted to be called Loretta?
And Emsz - if you do feel the need, you have my blessing. If the reverse applies of course.
Binetta
Alice.
SlackAlice
But you could call me Slack
😀At Starbucks I always say Sheila for my name on the cup
My favourite for many years now is Mr Codpiece.
How we used to laugh...
Herietta 'Overt - pronounced in a french accent
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slackalice reminds me we used to make up names on our after school bus passes to see the response from the conductor. One of our number was "Naomi Milton". Simple pleasures.
Dani Behr's necessities.