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Off the back of the other thread. I can’t recall who suggested it but who would play Trump in a movie about Trump is indeed worthy of its own thread. So, who would play the straw haired orange shit gibbon. Over to you good people of STW?
Dunno about playing him. But I'd like the film to be made by Sacha Baron Cohen. I'd imagine he'd be keen on portraying him as horrible (accurately) as possible.
Pop a shredded wheat atop this fella….
They just need to get the jabba the hutt stuff from disney
Gérard Depardieu seems well qualified.
Trump himself?
Hasn’t Alec Baldwin played him on SNL?
If he goes to prison as well he’ll have the orange jumpsuit ready to go!
Christian Bale would gain the weight and dye his skin in the correct hue. Probably have his hands shrunk too. That man is dedicated.
Cast also includes Rudy, them stoopid talentless boys of Trump’s, the daughter and her creepy world domination husband, that Bannon monster and maybe some of those opportunist MAGA congress / senate creeps.
And that ****ing pillow clown because I’d have a pillow baron in any film I made. Sure you wouldn’t recognise him other than he’d be punting pillows and conspiracies.
He's much smaller than Trump, but Bob Odenkirk would be my pick to do the shameless con-artist. John Goodman for the unhinged stuff, or maybe Danny McBride. Seth Rogen or Will Ferrell could probably do it too. Walton Goggins to play Jr.
I’m of the opinion that Andy Kaufman faked his death and has been playing Trump since the 1980s
You’ve never seen Donald Trump and Tony Clifton in the same room.
Who was the guy that played Jabba the Hutt?
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A 3rd rate unknown, then a supporting cast of real A-listers.
Because it would annoy the real Trump.
Javier Bardem - in his real accent - because he is good in everything and it would really piss off the oompah loompa man-baby. Actually what is that lassie who was an oompah loompa at Glasgow Wonka World doing these days?
Melissa McCarthy
Surely the thing that would wind him up the most is for a Trump film never to be made.
The worst imaginable thing for the Egomaniac puffball would be the idea that in an age where everyone gets a biopic, nobody in Hollywood is even willing to touch his story.
Or they make a comedy blacksploitation version called 'Black Trump' where Keith David delivers all the classic trump lines far better than the original in a completely different context... I'd pay to see that.
"Surely the thing that would wind him up the most is for a Trump film never to be made."
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The Great Wall of Trump
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The worst imaginable thing for the Egomaniac puffball would be the idea that in an age where everyone gets a biopic, nobody in Hollywood is even willing to touch his story.
No. The worst imaginable thing would be to spend $32 million on a hagiography starring Tim Roth, only to have an opening day gross of $319 and then go on to be the lowest grossing movie in history.
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