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dark days indeed
Posted : 12/01/2015 8:22 am
Haribo fired egg or real one?
Details are important!
Posted : 12/01/2015 8:26 am
it's *scilly you silly billy 😉
Posted : 12/01/2015 8:27 am
'Pull my finger'
Posted : 12/01/2015 8:43 am
Colin is quality. Worth following the Scilly Isles Police facebook page for his daily update from the front line of policing.
I particularly like PC Mowgli's updates.
He just sits on the front desk and watches the people who accompany us to the police station. Basically if PC Mowgli sees you and his left ear waggles you are guilty of something or other. I don't know how he does it but he is 100% accurate. The rest of us mere mortals have to do stuff like gather evidence, statements and interview. His comprehensive range of facial expressions would teach Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson of the Twilight series a trick or two to boot.
He can see you through this Facebook portal. Let us know if you see his ear twitch or not. Two twitches and Santa may not even be coming.
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Posted : 12/01/2015 8:44 am
That cop can barely bend down. Are there no fitness requirements?
Posted : 12/01/2015 8:44 am
So they're looking for a kleptomaniac with an eating disorder?
Posted : 12/01/2015 9:11 am
Broken windows theory innit!
Now, this is news:
Posted : 12/01/2015 9:15 am
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ekkyl - Member
it's *scilly you silly billy 😉
d'oh... i actually thought i'd made an effort to get that right!!!
Posted : 12/01/2015 9:32 am