[Closed] Tour de France Banner - What should it say

"Wiggo" 😉

"Froome; Do it for Kenya!"

Go Hora!

'Where's Wiggo?'

Half price drugs today only.

'THIS CR@P COST TOO MUCH AND WE'LL NEVER MAKE OUR MONEY BACK'

Pedal damn it

Is it acceptable to paint messages on the road btw?

"Pop a wheelie, go on!!"

Go cockwombles, go.

"Shut up legs"

[i]Is it acceptable to paint messages on the road btw? [/i]

Chalk yes, paint less so.

On the subject of painting it on the road, i notice during the Grand Tours they have "Wiggo" or "Froome-Dog" painted on the road, i'm beginning to take it personally as whenever i ride my road all that it painted on the road is "SLOW"!!!!

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Free Nelson Mandela

or

Hell No We Won't Go

or

Lance is Innocent

or

Well Done Chaps, Keep It Up

or

Leviticus 6:14

or

Have You Seen My Car Keys?

Dirk Hofman Motorhomes

Hmmm a 'Where's Wiggo' banner in the theme of Where's Walley could be a goer...

"Free the UKIP 7"

Volvo for sale

Hmmm a 'Where's Wiggo' banner in the theme of Where's Walley could be a goer...

That would be genius. Please someone do this.

Is it acceptable to paint messages on the road btw?

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do it with paint.... the chance that the tour comes through again is low, so make something a little more permanent. 🙂

just do something totally random and big. you'll get your five minutes of fame. like the Wiggo suggestion. and the Free Drugs one, too.

#Rule 5

The Buttertubs pass (prior to a re-surface for the TdF this year), still had paint messages for riders on it from the Milk Race in the 80s!

'Where's Wiggo?'

"I'm off having fun on my mountain bike while you lot fanny around on racers being miserable"

When it was last in this country (daan saaf in '94), there was a long banner that read "Djamolidine Abdoujaparov"

Get your new gen of EPO here

'Get a proper bike!'

>>>> DIVERSION >>>>

'Yorkshire is truly sorry for charging the public for events that are traditionally free and still make an enormous loss'

"Go Lance!"

"Go Lance!"

How about

[b]Lance Armstrong you cheating, snivelling little shite hawk.

or

Lance Armstrong is a tosser [/b]

I will happily do the 'Where's Wiggo' banner if anyone knows a friendly printer who could help me out actually printing the thing...

You could always get creative and paint the front of the house is the style of the KOM jersey.

Bet you can't beat my KOM bitch tits

Lance Armstrong you cheating, snivelling little shite hawk.
or
Lance Armstrong is a tosser

I think "Go Lance!" is funnier TBH...... 🙂

"STRAAAAVVVAAAAA!!" 😆

Liking Straaaavaaa

The cafe in Langsett is painted KOM styleee

I hope like Buttertubs, Holme Moss will continue to bear the evidence of the Tour for years to come - nack all chance it'll get resurfaced anytime soon.

Not bannering the house would be a missed opportunity.

I've already bought 3 of these off Amazon:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Yorkshire-Rose-New-design-Flag/dp/B001E63ZA6

Cheap, even by a Yorkshireman's standards. I may wear one as a cape, teamed with my now a little saggy Borat mankini 8) 8) 8)

Not sure what I'll wear for the big day though...

Some wag has already painted on the road from Strines to High Bradfield. It says

"Ay up TdF"

Very good!

If you can't think of owt just leave it blank

I've already bought 3 of these off Amazon:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Yorkshire-Rose-New-design-Flag/dp/B001E63ZA6

Can you get stickers for your car??

Me at the TdF in France last year, the day after Sagan wheelied up Mt Ventoux... no-one did

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I read that as 'do me' being held by that lass on the right 😐

@rugby - never mind the banner thanks for a posting a pic of the wife in a bikini, legend 8)

The cafe in Langsett is painted KOM styleee

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How about "has anyone seen my carpet tacks?"

This, but as a banner;

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"AlexSimon - Member

When it was last in this country (daan saaf in '94), there was a long banner that read "Djamolidine Abdoujaparov""

Seem to remember a little gathehring in London more recently........

'Whips for tits'.

Bikebuoy beat me to it so how about

"Clarkson says your all knobs"

In a similar vein, I need something to paint on the shed roof, to go with the scaffold tower viewing platform we are putting up. 🙂

Middle-class Whiney Cockbags - might be a longish banner though.

Yr biks r saracin

Go [s]Wiggo![/s] Froome!

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Likes!

Cavendish!!!!!!

GOOD LUCK WIGGINS

I know he isn't in it ! But it will Pee Off Flume

700c is gay 😉

"Cheers

Danny B"

Northwind = classic!

Can someone edit this with a picture of Wiggo on it?

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And of course change wally to Wiggo