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Just re-watched the remake. It is so much better than the original. And probably some of Kate Beckinsale's finest moments.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:05 am
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Agreed.
My friends think this is heresy.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:29 am
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It absolutely is heresy.

Possibly understandable if you weren't around at the time of the original (so no excuse for you HS - arrest warrant has been issued 😉)


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:38 am
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much better than the original

If you think this you only have Partial Recall. See your GP to check for underlying issues.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:39 am
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And probably some of Kate Beckinsale’s finest moments.

Useless without picturez!


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:44 am
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I agree, BUT I also think the original is very good, it is just different.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:51 am
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I also have a lot of time for this films poor relation - The Running Man...


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:52 am
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The Running Man has some of Arnie’s best cheesy lines.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 9:54 am
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The original is soo much better the remake shouldn't of been remade.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 10:40 am
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Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba, what's not to like? 🙂

When Arnie's was made it was good for the time but if you look back at some of his movies they were rather cheesy with Commando being extremely cheesy with the butch camp look alike Freddie Mercury.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 10:52 am
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We can remember it for you wholesale is great. Total Recall, Arnie/Paul Verhoven is great.

The remake, however, sucks the sweat off a dead man's balls.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 10:55 am
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Banned.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 11:09 am
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Open your mind.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 11:12 am
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Kate Beckinsale and Jessica Alba, what’s not to like?

Sadly not, but Jessica Biel did her best..
And as requested:

https://flic.kr/p/2jigGRF


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 12:08 pm
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some of Kate Beckinsale’s finest moments.

Better than underwear.....I mean underworld or van helsing?


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 1:22 pm
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Much better. She don't need no vinyl fetish gear.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 1:27 pm
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I've not seen the remake but does it have the following lines that cannot be messed with:

"Screw you Benny!"
"Consider that a divorce"
"See you at the party Richter!"
"If I'm not me then who am I?"

Also, it goes without saying does it have the 3 boobed whore in it? If not then it's like remaking sergeant peppers with Ringo handling all the vocals

I'll agree the mars interior locations looked effing wa*k. Like a paintball venue after they'd turned on the big lights at the end


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 1:58 pm
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Oooh Ive got that belt but its holding up my trousers 🙂

I didn't mind the remake but its not like the realraw deal.

There was something about Arnie.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 2:02 pm
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“Consider that a divorce”

I instantly hear that in the Arnie voice...

I haven't seen it since reading Verhoeven pointing out that it's all in his head - he never makes it out of the chair in Total Recall - I should do.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 2:11 pm
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The original also gave us the argh! seal. For this alone it is better

Get your arse to Mars. Get your arse to Mars. Get your arse to Mars


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 2:21 pm
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Anyone who prefers the remake is obviously suffering a schizoid embolism.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 2:26 pm
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I enjoyed the remake… different enough… really not ‘better’ though.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 2:53 pm
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I think they're both good, for different reasons. It's not really a remake, they do different things with the source material.


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 5:59 pm
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Anyone who prefers the remake is obviously suffering a schizoid embolism.

indeed, they should all be shown onto the surface, without a vacsuit


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 6:04 pm
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indeed, they should all be shown onto the surface, without a vacsuit

Not seen the new one then?


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 6:11 pm
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C'mon!


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 6:13 pm
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Get your arse to Mars. Get your arse to Mars. Get your arse to Mars

"Get you ass to mahz"


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 6:28 pm
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When Arnie’s was made it was good for the time but if you look back at some of his movies they were rather cheesy with Commando being extremely cheesy with the butch camp look alike Freddie Mercury.

Not having it mate, there was nothing camp about Bennett's chain mail vest.

"Bennett let off some steam"

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Posted : 05/07/2020 6:30 pm
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Not seen the new one then?

yeah its OK, I didnt like the robot stormtrooper badguys- lazy scifi trope- & the bit where they jump between flying cars

most of all it doesnt have the 90s Verhoeven madness


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 6:40 pm
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I didn’t read the continuation of this thread and just watched it on Netflix having been told it’s good.
It’s terrible! All of the interesting bits have been removed, and replaced by utter tosh like a train that goes through the flipping centre of the earth, and Kate Beckinsale having done great stuff in the past, is awful. Who told her to pout and assume sexy poses throughout the ENTIRE FILM...??? Plus don’t get me started on her ‘just out of a salon’ hair...
Philip K Dick would have been turning in his grave...


 
Posted : 05/07/2020 11:26 pm
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Let's face it, Beckinsale is no top shelf actress and nobody is going to better Verhoevens efforts.

But I still liked it.

There, I said it.

Sometimes those sacred cows make tasty burgers.


 
Posted : 06/07/2020 12:20 am
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The new one would probably have done better as a standalone film rather than a "reboot", at least it's not as bad as what they did to Robocop...
The original has a cult following and is peak Arnie, only other film I enjoy as much is Demolition Man...


 
Posted : 06/07/2020 10:34 am

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