[Closed] Top Gear's Clarkson suspended by BBC

And on that bombshell...

Ahh, suspended, but not by his bollocks, shame.

Still, he should know a thing or two about suspension...

Nevermind, I'm sure they'll let him back in the herb garden......

He started a Falklands "joke" on the last episode.

Many many better men than him gave their lives for their country.

A "fracas", now is that worse than a rumpus and a hullabaloo?

@mrblobby more like a spot of shenanigans.

Oh no, he's a Dick but I like Topgear, whatever they mean by fracas if he's found to be 'guilty' or whatever the term is he's gone - he was on his final, final warning.

on twitter..

"RT @robertflorence: Just saw Jeremy Clarkson cut a guy's head off in the BBC canteen. Distressing."

I'm a bit disappointed that they've also cancelled next Sunday's TG - I've long thought that it would be an inestimably better show without the boorish one, and I briefly hoped I was getting the chance to find out.

Does C5 still do "Fifth Gear" or will he have to find another outlet for his talents?

I read that as Filth Gear.

Now *that* would be an interesting show - perhaps with Suzi Perry and Gillian Anderson presenting it....

5th Gear has been running on - perhaps not still though - on some obscure channel that I caught accessionally. Tiff Nedell, Jason Plato and others presented it. It was infinitely more watchable & grown up than Top Gear!! But maybe that was its weakness..............

If he went to Fifth Gear I don't think Tiff would cope with him. Beeb could get Tiff back to Top Gear though where he used to be, but then it might be back to the old days before it went stupid and actually be about reviewing cars (which admittedly is a bit dull).

But nothing will happen. Clarkson is still big money for the BBC. Slap on the wrist, apology, dust settles and and he'll be back.

Top Gear is Justin's House to 5th Gear's Drop the Dead Donkey.

johndoh - Member

I read that as Filth Gear.

Now *that* would be an interesting show - perhaps with Suzi Perry and Gillian Anderson presenting it...

What about VBH?
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Any reason they didn't call it a bit of Argy Bargy?

Or a ding dong for that matter.

The corporation said the presenter had been suspended "pending an investigation".

"No one else has been suspended. Top Gear will not be broadcast this Sunday," it said.

wwaswas - Member

Any reason they didn't call it a bit of Argy Bargy?

That would have been the start of a slippery ‘slope’.

More blinkin Clarkson malarkey.

Good the gobby tosstard needs reigning in notch

****

Is it too much to hope the odious git is actually shown the door? Like others above, I'd be interested to see what TG is like without him - they could do lots of the same jolly japes, but without the bigoted neanderthal undertones he brings (TBH May is a lot better than him at doing proper grown up playing anyway).

The guy is a turd.

Clarkson ,is brilliant and I find him funny

but then it might be back to the old days before it went stupid and actually be about reviewing cars (which admittedly is a bit dull).

Why would you want that? I really couldn't care less whether the latest Vectra or Mondeo is better.

He's a caracter/cariacature, the car bore down the pub who talks loudly about everything but knows nothing, that's why he's funny.

May's not a bad presenter, but an hour of him?

Are we switching to 5th Gear now?

wwaswas

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Any reason they didn't call it a bit of Argy Bargy?

Mexican wave off?

I'm regularly told I sound like Clarkson 😕

I'm the same height.

I'll let the BBC know I'll replace him at say, half his current terms. Job done, everyone's happy.

I might have to polish up on my bigotry though.

I will do it or less im very nearly his height and dont need to practice being a bigot

Oh Noes!

What will the militant cyclists of STW have to moan about on a Monday morning now!?*

*I think he's a **** too don't worry.

Confused

Is Clarkson an employee of BBC or is it an independent company that makes the programme?

Everything else aside. I thought he'd been on good form this series. That's Sunday nights viewing beggered!

He can be a dick, but so can most folk. He will be sacked as the tabloids will have a frenzy on it. Guess the headline in the sun anyone? "Jezza brake down", " Top Fear, will the beeb sack him", "Star in a reasonably priced sacking"

I bet sky are already writing a new contract for him 😆

I for one am enjoying rabidly speculating about a thing that I know nothing about that has happened involving a dude on the telly. I heard he shat in the producer's mouth.

sands - Member

What about VBH?

I'm sure you posted that picture because you thought it was hot, but it makes her look like Mr Punch.

Of course, it would be just in time for him to run for UKIP in the upcoming election 😉

For the lovers of clarkson in the style of Marmite, sign up to get him back (although he hasn't actually gone anywhere (yet)).

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We're they filming in Venezuela?

The Fracas in Caracas

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Outspoken banter trolls (OBTs) walk a fine line, especially at the post saville PC BBC , but the amount of cash he brings in for the corp is a big deal

The problem is that as OBTs age, especially those that surround themselves with like minded ego massaging sycophants, will inevitably become cantankerous old gits and who wants to see them on TV?
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Edit just seen his only 54! Thought he was in his 60s That's what a lifestyle of smoking, and hating on cyclists and cycling does for you!

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I'm sure you posted that picture…

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mitsumonkey - Member
I bet sky are already writing a new contract for him

I'm sure its just another marketing stunt.

If they were clever, they might have written a clause in his contract that would prevent him from doing this.

When you consider he used to own Top Gear before selling the rights to the BBC, I think he pretty much wrote his own contact and told the BBC to sign it.

JC SUSPENDED , NOT CRUCIFIED like his namesake who shares the same initials.

He will rise again in 40 days, allegedly.

how can the BBC "suspend" him when he's not a BBC employee and is in fact paid pay and rations by the production company that he himself owns?

BBC bought the production company out a couple of years ago so i think they now own the rights to the programme including I guess who presents it

How long is it since they did the reboot, about 10 years?

I quite liked the mix they had before the reboot, and for 4 or 5 years afterwards but it died it's death quite a while ago, the constant use of offence to score cheap publicity is dull and repetitive. It is in desperate need of a refresh again.

Bad News is Good News eh..

Queue up for vilification and finger wagging, pleads for the show to be aired on Sunday and the Beeb "giving in" with just one more "final warning if.."

Etc.

Etc.

BBC have backed themselves into a corner on this one. They'll have to do some spectacular wriggling and backsliding to avoid sacking him over this. I wonder how much they've paid for a production company that will have a much less valuable product from now on? Clarkson will head to Sky and take the team with him.

<wildspeculation> So, presumably he thumped someone, if my reading of BBC news releases is still correct?</wildspeculation>

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Bad News is Good News eh..

Queue up for vilification and finger wagging, pleads for the show to be aired on Sunday and the Beeb "giving in" with just one more "final warning if.."

Hardly, the filming happens on a Wednesday (tomorrow) so no time to get it ready. Guest (Linker) has been cancelled, audience won't travel there and not enough time to re-arrange.

I reckon it'll come back in a fortnight with a guest presenter until it's all been thrashed out, finish this series with CLarkson then go to Sky.

If they were clever, they might have written a clause in his contract that would prevent him from doing this.

Can only be done to a very limited extent - restraint of trade and all that (or, for footie fans, see the Bosman ruling).

I suspended by Friday, great vieweing figures on Sunday, everyone gradually realises this is just a clever advert for the show*

*possibly

Radio times, reporting he punched a producer last week, and got reported this week.

Bit like Angus Deacon and Have I Got News For You - sacked but guest presenters actually made it much better...

It's all or nothing.
Any presenters other than the present trio makes it pretty much 5th gear level of entertainment.

Binned Sky TV a year or so ago. Might have to re-sub. Only thing of interest left on BBC will be BBC4 and a halfarsed attempt at F1.

From the Radio Times

The penultimate episode of the series was due to air on March 22 and has been replaced by a documentary about the Caribbean featuring Simon Reeve, at 8pm

Why does the BBC insist on shooting itself in the foot? it is a non story broken by them.

I wish everybody would stop criticising Clarkson. He is a nice man. When I was eight he fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfold.

MSP - Member
How long is it since they did the reboot, about 10 years?

I quite liked the mix they had before the reboot, and for 4 or 5 years afterwards but it died it's death quite a while ago, the constant use of offence to score cheap publicity is dull and repetitive. It is in desperate need of a refresh again.

This..and some female presenters please.

I feel quite sorry for Jeremy Clarkson getting suspended; it's total discrimination against talentless bellends.

Star in a reasonably priced fracas.

I suspended by Friday, great vieweing figures on Sunday, everyone gradually realises this is just a clever advert for the show*

More than likely...

Have the figures for this series not dropped off at bit?
TBH I think there's only so manytimes they can stir up faux controversies to bump the viewing figures before the target audience, ape loses interest...

12 years isn't a bad run, time to let it die off slowly now IMO, maybe let them do the odd Christmas special, the other two have their side projects and Clarkson can do the odd program on Brunnel and guest on QI... One more series and it's going to be way past it's sell by date.

Tweet from Tom Green, a producer on BBC 5LIVE

Top Gear pulls in 150m in revenue for the BBC. That's three times 5 live's entire annual budget.

Why would the BBC kill it off?

His phone will probably be ringing off the hook just now with offers from other channels.

Maybe he phoned some old bloke up and told him he'd shagged his granddaughter - worked for Russell Brand!

I'm sure Rebekah Brooks will be tweeting her support

I'm still surprised he's only 54 ive seen him a few times round noting hill and he looks way older than that!

Tweet from Tom Green, a former producer on BBC 5LIVE

FT etc

Have the figures for this series not dropped off at bit?

viewing figures have been pretty much static at 6-7million for the last few years. some shows a bit more, some a bit less.

was actually surprised, given the number of threads on every single internet forum every monday about the previous night's show.

The penultimate episode of the series was due to air on March 22 and has been replaced by a documentary about the Caribbean featuring Simon Reeve, at 8pm

Prats of the Caribbean?

Not really. It's just a joke. You know, like on Top Gear.

Top Gear rarely made personal attacks like that. But you know, it's fine, but you don't like him. So carry on.

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I'm sure its just another marketing stunt.

Shame he didn't punch the producer of Call The Midwife too because that is what we are doomed to watch on a Sunday evening for the rest of time.

Top Gear rarely made personal attacks like that. But you know, it's fine, but you don't like him. So carry on.

Hey, I said it was a joke. Don't get offended.

All the "films" will almost certainly have been shot already. They just need to do the links. It shows how little they think of the others that they won't be allowed to do it without Clarkson.

Let's have a new format with Jane Omorogbe, Suzi Perry and VBH talking about....well, anything they like really.

I like James May.I
Dunno what I think about Hammond, he's a bit Sid Little really isn't he?

they should replace him with sabine shmitz.

someone who knows what they're talking about and can drive like a demon.

Rusty spanner , oh yes please
Not seen vbh on telly latly

sands - Member

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Hey, just because my joke wasn't funny doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humour! It's a rubbish one obviously but it does exist.

Hey, I said it was a joke. Don't get offended.

Not offended, but you're missing the point. It's different to say your a **** and people who use STW are ****s.

Clarkson said a lot of stupid and offensive things but he didn't often (that I can remember) target specific people.