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[Closed] Toilet etiquette

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I know there have been several posts on this but....
Today I had to make a stop at a supermarket to use their facilities, upon entering firstly the stench, I realise this can't be helped but it was grim, the person responsible could be heard talking loudly, I thought it a bit strange that there would be more than one person in there, but who am I to judge (the irony).
It transpires he was on the phone and by the one side of the conversation I could hear he was talking to his girlfriend, at the same time he was grabbing handfulls of toilet roll to clean himself up. Why would you be on the phone when having a S##T?.
As I was leaving, and tutting loudly some one else walks in with a freshly bought coffee from the Starbucks next door, and goes for a P##S.
Is it just me that thinks it's odd ?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 8:16 pm
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Waitrose has gone downhill lately.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 8:20 pm
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You used the T word, thereby removing your right to criticise.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 8:23 pm
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Phone the bird while on the shiter? Just no.
Buying a coffee and taking it to the toilet? Just no.
Odd behaviour, to say the least.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 8:35 pm
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Honestly, forget Trump. Other people's toilet use is a sure sign of the breakdown of civilisation.

The examples cited by the OP are just gross.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 8:39 pm
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Don't get the irony bit? Can someone explain in this context.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 10:04 pm
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Don't get the irony bit? Can someone explain in this context.

The OP was on the crapper?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 10:20 pm
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Perhaps I didn't word it very well, the irony being that I said who am I to judge, then judged anyway.


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 10:24 pm
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Are you Alanis Morissette?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 10:49 pm
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Don't you think?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 11:03 pm
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Are you Alanis Morissette?

He was in the gents - so Allan Morris?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 11:05 pm
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How do you know?


 
Posted : 10/01/2017 11:07 pm
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Posted : 11/01/2017 12:39 am
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This would never hapoen in the ladies loo. 😉
Btw, why is this in bike forum?


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 6:03 pm
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I have just learned that 'toiletiquette' is kind of a word.


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 6:07 pm
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As long as you don't invite people in to examine your bottomwork then most stuff is okay. Phoning and coffee might by pushing it a bit though


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 6:11 pm
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Yesterday at the bike racks at Waterloo some animal was openly taking a piss over someone's locked up Brompton. Just in full view of everyone coming and going. There is no hope. This was at about 6pm.


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 9:57 pm
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Above post is a difficult one.......Weeing in open public is horrid........but it was a Brompton..... Hhmm the moral confusion.


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 10:20 pm
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When a toilet stinks a freshly ejected excrement I daren't open my mouth as it's like....well a bit of them in you like. So tutting would be one of the last things I'd do. Yeh people are wierd.


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 10:25 pm
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Good point Genesis.


 
Posted : 11/01/2017 10:33 pm

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