Todays scary moment
 

  You don't need to be an 'investor' to invest in Singletrack: 6 days left: 95% of target - Find out more

[Closed] Todays scary moment

42 Posts
27 Users
0 Reactions
119 Views
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

In order to stop the council putting another statutory notice on my building to remove some loose slates they have now decided are a hazard that need urgent action despite it being 2 months sine I told them about it I got Bikepawl to help me abseil off he roof to pick them up

I hate heights. Nearly shit myself.
[url= http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8152/7124919099_0772f99b43_b.jp g" target="_blank">http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8152/7124919099_0772f99b43_b.jp g"/> [/img][/url]
[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/31623992@N05/7124919099/ ]That's close enough to the edge[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/31623992@N05/ ]paul.newman4279[/url], on Flickr

[url= http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7037/6978838758_1363ace090_b.jp g" target="_blank">http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7037/6978838758_1363ace090_b.jp g"/> [/img][/url]
[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/31623992@N05/6978838758/ ]Terra Firma[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/31623992@N05/ ]paul.newman4279[/url], on Flickr


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:21 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

top photo's fairly good shitting posture as well - at least it would have cleared the building!


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:23 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

No helmet? 😯


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:26 pm
Posts: 12072
Full Member
 

So that's what happened to Bagpuss!!! His tail, turned into a rope 🙁


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:31 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

that sentence is hard to read


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:34 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Better you didn't use your helmet or you might have felt so safe that you wouldn't have bothered with the rope.

What tyres for that little trail in th garden below?


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:35 pm
Posts: 2
Free Member
 

What no rain ...!!!


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:36 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

That 2nd pic was taken on a flat roof with the camera at an angle 😀


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:37 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

No way could I ever feel safe on there. Two ropes - one safety rope on an automatic device thingy that locks off by itself and is being tended by a experienced climber and one rope with an ordinary ab device and I still shit myself big time.


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:38 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

flippinheckler - Member

That 2nd pic was taken on a flat roof with the camera at an angle

Indeed - thats me clinging to the flat roof in relief at being back on it


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:39 pm
Posts: 19434
Free Member
 

Did you shite yourself? 😆


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:41 pm
Posts: 77347
Free Member
 

That 2nd pic was taken on a flat roof with the camera at an angle

Hence the title.

one safety rope on an automatic device thingy that locks off by itself and is being tended by a experienced climber

It's a Gri-gri, anchored to a static rope by the looks of it. I reviewed the pictures to see if you were going to die or not. (-:


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 6:41 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

😳


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:17 pm
Posts: 110
Full Member
 

"After placing surface to air missiles on the roof TJ absails back to his underground lair........."


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:28 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

🙂


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:33 pm
Posts: 10315
Full Member
 

haha well done. I had to do that once and similarly found it pant filling and it wasn't even a proper Burghy height roof.


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:39 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Actually itstig there was an antiaircraft gun on the roof in the war


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:41 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

I do get worried when I see things like that. How many H&S regs were broken? I've seen too many amateurs come croppers in situations like that, and it's not pretty.
I'd dread to think what would happen if everyone decided it would be a good idea to abseil down their roofs. I'm gald you got off safely.


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:43 pm
Posts: 13741
Full Member
 

FFS I used to do roof repairs, I would've done that without any rope.

Did the loose/missing ones get replaced?


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:46 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

How many H&S regs were broken?

about as many as when any climber goes climbing perhaps? 🙄


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:48 pm
Posts: 45504
Free Member
 

Is that the Olympic missile site?

Nice one TJ.
[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:52 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Bruneep - its dodgier than it looks - its a dead fall off the edge and a lot of loose slates - I didn't replace them - I didn't have any slates to do so but its now safe as in no slates are going to fall on anyone below

davidjones No H&S regs were broken - its my roof. A very experienced climber controlling the situation ( not me). ab rope [i]and[/i] safety rope separately tied off to parts of the roof that ain't gonna shift. perfectly safe. Far safer than most rock climbing where you would only have a single rope.


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:53 pm
Posts: 10315
Full Member
 

It's funny how even though logically you know that you are safe with two ropes and a harness - your head doesn't always go for it. It makes me uncomfortable just to look at that but I know 'real' climbers wouldn't have a problem 🙁


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:54 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

TJ: I hate heights. Nearly shit myself.

TJ: A very experienced climber controlling the situation


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:55 pm
Posts: 74
Free Member
 

that but I know 'real' climbers wouldn't have a problem

Yes they would 😉


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 7:57 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

TJ
A very experienced climber controlling the situation ( [b]not me[/b]).

No way would I have set it up and done it myself but I trust that man with my life - I have done on the mountains as well.


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:02 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Well done TJ. I wouldn't have done it myself cause I have a heights thing too.
With such unusually sunny weather in Scotland why weren't you out in some spectacular mountain location instead of your shitty roof!


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:06 pm
Posts: 13741
Full Member
 

a lot of loose slates - I didn't replace them

so now you will have water ingress?


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:11 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

Hasn't in the 2 months its been like that - the loose slates were all lying in the valley gutter.

Its a scottish roof - sarking boards and felt under the slates not just slats

Obviously it needs a proper repair an I have just got a quote for that - and will have to argue with the council about liability for it. It will be repaired soon. Any leak would not going into my property anyway


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:14 pm
Posts: 13741
Full Member
 

Its a scottish roof - sarking boards and felt under the slates not just slats

Yes I know used to slate them. 😉 If I was in the "burger" I would've done it for you. Tools still in the shed.

Any leak would not going into my property anyway
😀


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:29 pm
Posts: 2204
Free Member
 

If you were so scared why not send the experienced chap to sort out the tiles???

You loved it really!


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:32 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
Topic starter
 

It makes sense to have the experienced chap controlling the situation and hes a bastid and wants to see me suffer so he made me. thats his payment - watching me suffer


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 8:35 pm
Posts: 22922
Full Member
 

How does that song go?

"Johnny's in the basement mixing up the medicine, I'm on the rooftops pissing on pedestrians"

I think thats how it goes but I need to hear it on a Maxell cassette


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 10:43 pm
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

No way could I ever feel safe on there. Two ropes - one safety rope on an automatic device thingy that locks off by itself and is being tended by a experienced climber and one rope with an ordinary ab device and I still shit myself big time.

What a big girl!


It makes sense to have the experienced chap controlling the situation and hes a bastid and wants to see me suffer so he made me. thats his payment - watching me suffer

I'd have paid to watch that!


 
Posted : 29/04/2012 11:44 pm
Posts: 0
Full Member
 

Done something similar on a tenement roof in Edinburgh many many years ago. No rope, telly aerial needed put back up.. Twin peaked roof so out the roof hatch a few feet onto the peak and in between both peaks to the chimney.
Absolutely one of the stupidest things I have done (ok, top 5) but the reception was great afterwards..


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 1:21 am
Posts: 22922
Full Member
 

[img] [/img]


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 6:58 am
Posts: 6686
Free Member
 

Top tip, take the mastic gun with you next time then the broken ones can be stuck back in.....


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 7:06 am
Posts: 11333
Full Member
 

Try abbing off 'soft pro' - basically a knotted sling jammed in a crack with a very wobbly peg as back-up... one of the least pleasant things I've ever done. I would willingly have swapped pretty much everything I owned for a teleporter or even just a bomb-proof anchor. It always makes me laugh when people talk about abseiling as if it's some sort of adventure sport in its own right. Bleurgh...


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 7:10 am
Posts: 0
Free Member
 

Lots of climbers hate abseiling and for good reason, lots of them die that way through gear failure, innatention to detail, anchor failure, rockfall etc.
It is more dangerous that the actual climbing.


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 7:45 am
Posts: 9
Free Member
 

Its not the abseiling thats dangerous, or the falling. Its that bastid ground that im scared of...... 😆


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 8:30 am
Posts: 13741
Full Member
 

rickmeister - Member
Top tip, take the mastic gun with you next time then the broken ones can be stuck back in.....

< shaks ma heed >

How about replacing them properly


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 8:38 am
Posts: 91000
Free Member
 

I'm not sure how a typical climb would get past H&S inspection actually. It always concerned me greatly that belay devices are generally not fail-safe.


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 8:58 am
Posts: 3039
Full Member
 

There's never a good time to fal off a chimney, but I thought this one last week would have been slightly worse than average. 🙂
Two stories onto a greenhouse- ouchy.
[img][url= http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7277/7127684361_df4fd2e954.jp g" target="_blank">http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7277/7127684361_df4fd2e954.jp g"/> [/img][/url]
[url= http://www.flickr.com/photos/60407271@N04/7127684361/ ]DSCF5773[/url] by [url= http://www.flickr.com/people/60407271@N04/ ]LOVATSTOVES[/url], on Flickr[/img]


 
Posted : 30/04/2012 9:15 am

6 DAYS LEFT
We are currently at 95% of our target!