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[Closed] Today's random question: Can you come up with a name for my business?

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OK, last time I was looking at starting up a new business I asked you guys for some inspiration/help with coming up with a name. You mostly took the piss and it helped, as did some of the more serious ideas. That business is doing very well (thanks for asking) so I thought I'd come back to you, my inspiration, for some more help with my next tilt at world domination.

The scenario: intravenous and intramuscular shots of vitamins and minerals are very popular in the US and we are planning on bringing it to the UK, together with some other supplement treatments that are great for your hair/skin/health in general.

The challenge: Come up with a great name for this new project that's not already being used.

GO!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:47 pm
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Snake Oil UK?


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:49 pm
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Do you inject proteins?

If so, I reckon Meat Injections Ltd will be a dead cert.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:50 pm
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FlabJabs?

Useless Pricks?

IGMC


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:54 pm
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Use your forum name. Sounds like an odd idea I must say and I'd never use it!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:56 pm
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Are you the guy that wrote The 4 Hour Work Week? Exact same business in that book.

I would go with Jock Shots as this has meathead appeal. Good luck with it!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 4:58 pm
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Dr deaths daily dose.

I can do you a website with Ms paint too.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:00 pm
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Dr Death's Dildo Den.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:05 pm
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I said not already being used Jamie...


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:10 pm
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Intra-Boost or Vitashot


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:10 pm
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Neandervit


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:12 pm
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Vein Pricks.
RM.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:14 pm
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Point Less


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:16 pm
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Get in!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:16 pm
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MedInfusions.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:16 pm
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I said not already being used Jamie...

Ah, good point.

Injektorz

The slogan could be... Too busy for fruit? Then shoot!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:16 pm
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A Shot In The Arm


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:21 pm
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live like lance


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:25 pm
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IntraVit. IntraMed


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:31 pm
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God I really hope this is a joke, or you aren't a Doctor 😯 That is such a 1920s Harley Street rip-off business.

So... JALPWAN

"Just a little prick with a needle" 😉


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:35 pm
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some other supplement treatments that are great for your hair/skin/health in general.

Evidence?


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:41 pm
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Itzaconn

Doesn't mean anything, so imagine the domain name is available.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:43 pm
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Phialzilla
Lab kebab


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:49 pm
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Fleeced you.

Don't be healthy, take supplements instead.

If your health isn't right, don't buy from us, go and see a doctor.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 5:55 pm
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eyeoftheneedle

jack ypur body

septic tracks

track marx

stab youself to health


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:08 pm
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The lance Armstrong Clinic
Innocuous Injections
Jaggermaster


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:08 pm
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IVit


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:14 pm
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Placebos 'R' us

😉

Bolland & Harret ?

And, of course

Oranges are not the only route 😀


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:17 pm
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YOFALP (UK)?

You'll
Only
Feel
A
Little
Prick.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:18 pm
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Vein Pricks

Winner!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:23 pm
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Dirty needle aids roulette.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:25 pm
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Lance: Arm Strong!


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:27 pm
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Gastrojab
Hairy but hungry
Can't cook won't cook


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:29 pm
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Pointy Vits
Shoot em ups!
Vita vit mega muscle shots.
Dr Deaths pointless prick


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:31 pm
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Oranges are not the only route
😆


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:32 pm
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Bullshit injections .com ?


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 6:35 pm
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Might only work in the Scottish market, but...

Jaggy Mettle.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 7:07 pm
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[quote=allthepies said]Bullshit injections .com ?

Edit:

bullshitinjections.co.uk if your're strapped for cash.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 7:09 pm
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JunkyFit
or
LittlePricks


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 9:05 pm
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Sorted.

[IMG] [/IMG]

EDIT: You may face some legal challenges.


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 9:22 pm
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Oranges are not the only route

tip o' the trilby to you, z-11. very good


 
Posted : 08/11/2014 9:47 pm
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Eye thank ewe 😀

In all seriousness, how's about 'parenteral nutrition services ltd' or 'parenteral nutrition supplements ltd'


 
Posted : 09/11/2014 12:03 am
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Love you guys, thanks for the smiles.... Ninfan - legend


 
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