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[Closed] Today is world gardening naked day

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 iolo
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http://www.break.com/article/world-naked-gardening-day-is-saturday-2852765

Be careful when pruning mind.


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:19 am
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The bush?


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:31 am
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I have an 80 year old lady on my post round that is often seen gardening in the buff.... Not a pretty sight... 😯


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:34 am
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Nobody told the police around here...


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:35 am
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ooof - bit nippy round here for that sort of carry on


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:37 am
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You must be joking. I've just taken the soil temperature and it's still only 7 degs C


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 9:02 am
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I've just taken the soil temperature

Is that a euphemism?


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 9:10 am
 Drac
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Nobody told the police around here...

Your local constabulary are gardening?


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 9:13 am
 tang
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At least I wont chop my knob accidentally, it's freezing!


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 9:40 am
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I have an 80 year old lady on my post round that is often seen gardening in the buff.... Not a pretty sight...

I doubt she assumes, or cares, that it is.


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 9:42 am
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Just heading outside with my hoe...


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 10:12 am
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to plough your own furrow...?


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 10:31 am
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three fish.... nope doesn't care in the slightest!!!


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 10:39 am
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I've just texted my boss, a fanatical gardener, to ask her if she would like me to pop into work to inspect her Salix nigra... 😆


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 10:50 am
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pretty sure that is only "up your way"


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 2:19 pm
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Damn! Just come in from mowing the lawn. If only I'd known.


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 2:28 pm
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^^^ All their cases come up next week at the local magistrates.

Where it will be naked court day of course!


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 6:36 pm
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My trousers spilt while I was cutting grass and gardening today - does that count?


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 6:39 pm
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i spent the day gardening. I saw no-one naked. And I have a fellow stw'er as a neighbour who should of read this......


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 6:58 pm
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Be careful a prick in the bush could result in gunnereah.


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:14 pm
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Anyone used a strimmer naked? 😉


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:15 pm
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I [s]have[/s] had a tip for strimming naked.


 
Posted : 02/05/2015 8:18 pm

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