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You: bet i can disconnect before you!
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You: Hi.
Stranger: hi
You: Do you singletrack?
Stranger: I multitrack, does that count?
You: Yeah, that's close enough.
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Ace.
Even better.
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Stranger: hey..wanna make me horny and wet
You: Not really.
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This is going to wast so much of my time...
Couldn't get past saying hi on the damn thing, must try harder 🙄
I was up to 2am last night on this, not going near it again. So easy to lose all track of time. 99.9% is nonsense but if you stick with it you get a few decent conversations.
Bit like STW then.99.9% is nonsense but if you stick with it you get a few decent conversations.
Stranger: r u a gay?
You: of course
Stranger: guy i meant
You: both
You: this is a gay site
You: gay guy site
Stranger: really?
Stranger: i do not know that
You: so i was told
You: its in the gay times this month
You: recommended for dirty bumming talk
Stranger: ok
Stranger: so what we gonna do next?
You: so tell me how sweaty your badge is
You: is it clean sweat?
Stranger: let me taste it!
You: ooo i'm making myself hard
You: are you hard?
You: you dirty little whore
Stranger: i `ll give u
You: uuuuuugggghhhhh i'm done, thanks x
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Stranger: heyy
You: hey
Stranger: asl
You: 76ft
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Stranger: femanon?
You: ?
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Wow.
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You: wassup
Stranger: nothing special, you?
You: not much hence bein here!
Stranger: duh
You: yup
You: u stw?
Stranger: huh?
You: its a biking website, obviously not
You: so, u like fleas?
You: i have lots.
You: cud sell u some
Stranger: are you a member on the short bus
You: no the long bus mate, i graduated
Stranger: doubtful
You: whys that?
Stranger: you seem
Stranger: a tad retarded
You: u mean...special? thats what my mum tells me too
Stranger: you're so ****ing special
You: thanks man
Stranger: i'm not a man
Stranger: kthanks
You: ur so ****ing serious.
You: ok boy!
Stranger: whatever
You: can i ask why u come on here if ur gonna be so miserable?
Stranger: whose miserable?
You: angry?
Stranger: angry?
You: did u get touched as a child maybe?
You: got issues?
Stranger: if only
Stranger: yeah, a few
You: u can tell me.....
Stranger: maybe a little more than a few
Stranger: but you know
Stranger: tell you what
You: ur issues, its good to talk
Stranger: nah i don't think so
You: it is anonymous u know
Stranger: and
You: well u know, u can talk ur issues through anonymously, could help??
You: u do seem very angry.
Stranger: you seem like a dumbass
You: really?
Stranger: really
You: wow, ur so smart with the insults, well done x x
Stranger: oh **** off
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It's so pointless, and full of idiots, but strangely addictive.
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Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: no thanks
Stranger: what?
You: u what?
Stranger: i mean you "f or m"!!
You: dont wanna tell ya
You: u got nothing else to say
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Seriously, what are they getting from the experience?!
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Stranger: ??
You: yes please
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Better not post any more, its just wasting bandwidth!
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You: woof
Stranger: panda?
You: yup.. red
Stranger: cool:)
You: you? frog?
Stranger: no camel:)
You: you aint my cousin are you?
Stranger: ehm I think notxD
Stranger: camels aren't cousins from panda'sxD
You: ah right.. red pandas aint pandas either
You: theyre more like beavers
Stranger: hahaxD but were are you from panda?
Stranger: haha yeaaaxD and camels like dromedarys
You: so camels not like horses then?
Stranger: hmm I don't know, It can be
You: it can be what? better in hot climates?
You: smellier?
Stranger: yeah hot climates are better
You: better for tomatoes
Stranger: hahaxD
You: was typing and then you started.. you first!
Stranger: what do you meanxD
You: beaver needs a service.. gotta go!
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Stranger: egg
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: whats that
You: it very nice game
Stranger: what
You: it game with other men
Stranger: im a girl
You: oh dear : (
Stranger: ahahahha
You: you have beard?
Stranger: no
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pity, my next question involved chain tugs
Had a long chat with someone from Sibir last night - top bloke, just seemed to enjoy communicating with someone outside Russia. Sent his email address so tested from an anonymous mail account, he responded with life story, pics of family etc - really nice chap. Think I have gained a penpal 😯
Feel a little foolish now though, as I started with the traditional Singletrack? Followed by the usual flood of innuendo and stupidity, but he retained his dignity in the face of it all. Guess he is the better person!
I am a child
Stranger: Age sex location
Stranger: Tell me thats first
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: After talk anything u want
You: 50 \not as much as i would like\ balls deep in your mum!
Stranger: BB
Stranger: **** ur mama
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This is going to impact on my time
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Stranger: hello
You: ello
Stranger: from?
You: Uranus
You: always wanted to answer that in conversation
Stranger: haha
You: now i have
Stranger: okay 😀
You: i can die happy
Stranger: good
You: it's a life dream fullfilled
You: thank you
Stranger: you're welcome
Stranger: no prob
You: I'd bake you a cake, but they don't let me near sharp things anymore
You: poor Malcolm
Stranger: ow, sweet
Stranger: i'll wonder that cake
You: i wouldn't, it can lead to an unhealthy obsession
You: i know about unhealthy obsessions
You: ask Jill Dando
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Didn't even prompt this!
You: hi
Stranger: do u hate americans?
You: yes
Stranger: why
Stranger: why!?
Stranger: i know what posh measn!
Stranger: means*
Stranger: im not illiterate
You: why not?
Stranger: i say colour and favourite and theatre
Stranger: I AM NORMAL
You: cool
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You: Hey ho
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1 line, is it a new record?
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you speak hungary?
You: 🙂
You: non francais
Stranger: ooo...
You: commo t'appelle tu?
Stranger: i don't understand francais :S
You: i dont understand hungary
You: 😉
You: havent u eaten?
You: hello?
Stranger: no, i having dinner 🙂
You: so you're not hungary any more then?! HAHAHA
You: u like my joke?
Stranger: shut up! I'M FROM HUNGARIAN, STUPID xD
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I love it!
You just never know whats going to happen...
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Stranger: Where ur from?
You: uk
You: how bout you?
Stranger: Guess
You: china?
Stranger: FAIL
Stranger: Better Guess pls.
You: uk?
Stranger: FAIL
You: germany?
Stranger: First letter is F
You: FRANCE?
Stranger: FAIL
You: ffs 🙂
Stranger: Next is I
Stranger: FI
You: FINLAND
Stranger: CORRECT !!!!
You: jive me a ****ing prize
Stranger: Congratulations, you won just pounds of shit!
You: how generous..
Stranger: ye
You: so how cool is finland then?
Stranger: Boring.
You: anything interesting about finland i should know about?
You: or should i never ever go therer?
Stranger: Do not ever come here.
You: i just might have to come over and liven the place up a little
Stranger: I do not recommend
You: you a guy?
Stranger: Here is expensive and the cold.
Stranger: ye
You: hot women though?
Stranger: lot
You: hotter than uk women?
Stranger: ye
You: I ****ING DOUBT THAT!!!
Stranger: mmm
You: you been over to uk?
Stranger: Once
Stranger:
Picture a typical Finnish woman
You: is that gonna give me a virus or somethin
Stranger: *.jpg = Photo
Stranger: ALWAYS
You: ah yes, preety FIT i must agree
Stranger: mm
You: is that your girlfriend?
Stranger: Nope.
Stranger: Se is Miss Finland 2008 xD
Stranger: She
You: haha, a bit too hot for you then :O
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You: LO
Stranger: Hai there
You: yes it is warm here
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Hmm, dont think im very good at this....
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Stranger: egg
You: man
Stranger: eg
You: e
Stranger:
You: amazing, reductio ad absurdum!
Stranger: Minä myös tykkään porkkanoista mutta perunat maistuvat tosi pahalle
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Stranger: ROFLMAO
You: Go away please
Stranger: hi
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😆
What a weird site:
Stranger: sounds like it'd be comfortable... are you a male or female?
You: male last time Í checked
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You: hi my omegle stranger
Stranger: IM HORNY !
You: **** u
Stranger: can i see pix of ure dick
You: oh yeah course u can hang on
You: as if!! get a grip and a cold shower
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BE FEMALE
Stranger: hey]
You: hi 🙂
Stranger: whats up
You: Relaxing, you?
Stranger: same i guess
Stranger: asl ?
You: What does that mean?
Stranger: age,sex,location
You: 21.5, female, Okinawa
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Bugger I spelt my location wrong or hes a redneck!
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You: kaka
Stranger: ronaldo
You: Real
Stranger: madrid
You: will get beat by
Stranger: bradford city fc
You: in the
Stranger: football
You: champions league
Stranger: galaxy cup
You: Where Bradford City FC scored
Stranger: more than
You: 3
Stranger: amazing goals
You: against Madrids
Stranger: poooooooor team
You: and lifted
Stranger: the chicken
You: cup
You: the
Stranger: ultimate cup of farmers
You: The End
You: Nice one
Stranger: ^^
You: cya
You: have fun
Stranger: bye
Stranger: same to you
You: bibi
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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you like cheese?
Stranger: yes
You: I love stilton
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i like oltermanni
You: I bet you like edam best
You: damm, too slow
Stranger: oltermanni
Stranger: : DD
You: what is that
Stranger: finnish cheese
You: is that because it is so nice you finnish it really quickly?
You: do you singletrack?
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Im speaking to a great, polite 15 year old from Finland at the moment. They are even teaching me some Finnish!
ask them if they like oltermanni
They have gone. 🙁 It was their bed time. Though I wouldnt have trusted you and asked that without googling it anyway. 😉
Ah cheese, thought it might be something dodgy!
that was the most amusing 5 minutes in my life ever! see bellow!
Stranger: Hello, thank you for contacting Fleshlight Customer Service. My name is Lou, how can I assist you?
You: fleshlight?
Stranger: Yes are you familiar with our product?
You: no, tell me more
Stranger: Do you know what a flashlight is?
You: yes
Stranger: Okay! This is a good start!
Stranger: Now,
Stranger: Imagine instead of the lens on the end, a rubberized pussy!
You: really?
You: wow
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Would you like to order one?
You: no
Stranger: Okay, then why did you contact my customer service?
Thought i'd give it a go in morse code, didn't go too well 🙁
Stranger: O HAII
You: .... ..
Stranger: yellow
You: -. ---
Stranger: kittens
You: -. ---
Stranger: cowboy
You: -. ---
Stranger: ice cream
You: -. ---
Stranger: training wheels
You: -. --- --..-- / .. - .----. ... / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
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Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Hows it going?
Stranger: Want to buy some oranges?
Stranger: you know what I don't even think you can afford ****ing oranges you homo faggot
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Stranger: egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg eg
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
lovin this!
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: snake or flea
Stranger: erm... snake?
You: cheese or ham
Stranger: ham
You: men or women
Stranger: women
You have disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: dime bar
Stranger: **** yo
Stranger: what does that mean ?
You: d.i.m.e
Stranger: oo you find me sexi
Stranger: 🙂
You: cruncy on the outside soft in the middle
Stranger: oolalala
Stranger: sounds great
You: armadillo's
Stranger: how bout soft on the outside crunchy in the middle
You: your so picky
Stranger: dat why i want you
You: do you stw?
Stranger: what that mean ?
You: mtb
You: atb if your old school
Stranger: i lost
Stranger: are you a gril or a boy
Stranger: girl*
You: its difficult to see when i am sending it down some sweet singletrack
Stranger: girl or boy ?
You: i am like a blur of green and mud
Stranger: oo same here
Stranger: just my type
You: Do you freeride?
Stranger: what that ?
You: Doing 6" step downs
Stranger: i douno what that is
Stranger: so i guess i doni't do it
You: You should set yourself free and find the singletrack
Stranger: do you hve a Wii
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: Hello!:)
You: fish or fowl?
Stranger: fowl?
You: correct. Yellow or plane?
Stranger: yellow?
You: finally- cactus or lamp?
Stranger: cactus?
You: Thank you- you have successfully passed all of ther verification tests and are now logged into the Pentagon mainframe. If you do not have authorisation to proceed please disconnect immediately.
Stranger: -.-
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: heyz
You: cactus or lamp?
Stranger: cactus
You: pidgeon or seagull?
Stranger: seagull
You: Thank you- you have successfully passed all of ther verification tests and are now logged into the Pentagon mainframe. If you do not have authorisation to proceed please disconnect immediately.
Stranger: wheee
Stranger: lounch nukes to north korea now!
You: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Stranger: yay
Stranger: bye kim!!
You: NORTH KOREA HAS BEEN REMOVED, GOOGLE STREETVIEW WILL BE UPDATED SHORTLY
Stranger: XD
You: your not Obama are you?
Stranger: ehm.....
You: you strike me as a republican
Stranger: maybe....
Stranger: nope im not
You: only republican like seagulls
thought this was gonna be a little odd but alas not.....
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i am listening to public enemy
Stranger: have u a delicious pussy?
You: i have a cat
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what kind of cat?
Stranger: come on
You: a tabby called maserati
Stranger: where are u from?
You: london
Stranger: yes
You: well yea
Stranger: i like british accent
You: it is good
Stranger: whats u name?
You: dan
Stranger: how old?
You: 35
Stranger: pardon me! for my first sentence.
You: err what was it?
You: ahh
You: you should cut that shit out
Stranger: dan what do u do there(london)!?
Stranger: u job
You: i'm a cycle courier messenger
Stranger: so good
You: yea it rocks
Stranger: no no
You: yes yes
Stranger: i'm from IRAN
You: so
You: a guy i grew up with in my teenage years is from iran......he's cool
Stranger: WHAT was his name?
You: kashier
You: or kash
Stranger: u married?
You: he and his family have been here since the 60's
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: u type very slowly!
You: yep!!
Stranger: ehsan
Stranger: 21
Stranger: student
You: what do you study?
Stranger: visual art
Stranger: oil painting
You: ahhh nice.....i paint too!!
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: for how many years?
You: ages i've been painting since i was maybe 4/5
Stranger: oil paint? pastel? .... which one?
You: oil, acylic whatever i can get...
You: r
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: so i have a question
You: go on
Stranger: its is an economical question
You: hmmm
Stranger: how much get an ordinary high school teacher monthly?
Stranger: dan!
You: i.ve no idea really maybe £20000
You: gonna go for a piss back in a min
Stranger: i know here, it is 700 $
Stranger: ok
You: what a year?
Stranger: no monthly
You: ahh thats not to much dude...
Stranger: ok
Stranger: you are a good guy dan
Stranger: i have to go
You: cool
Stranger: wish u the best
Stranger: in job
You: and u
Stranger: in love
Stranger: and in the life
You: smae
You: same dude
You: laters
Stranger: laters
Stranger: bye
You: word
Stranger: what?
You: its a brit thing
Stranger: slang?
You: yea
Stranger: means what?
You: all good etc
Stranger: ha
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bye
You: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected
and i'm still listening to public enemy.....
i don't know if my frame is up to it .....
hmmm*na*
this site is 'quite spooky'......
i like it
It's funny!
This was a bit strange...
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIGHT SUICIDE
Stranger: LOST EYESIGHT IM ON YOUR SIDE
Stranger: ANGEL LEFT WING RIGHT WING BROKEN WING
Stranger: LACKING IRON AND/OR SLEEPING
Stranger: PROTECTOR OF THE KENNEL
Stranger: ECTOPLASMA, ECTOSKELETAL
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: OBITUARY BIRTHDAY
Stranger: YOURE SCENT IS STILL HERE IN MY PLACE OF RECOVERY
You: You know stw? rubber, lycra, mud...
Stranger: WHEN I WAZ
Stranger: A YUNG BOY
Stranger: MY FATHER
Stranger: TOOK ME INTO THE CITY
Stranger: TO SEE A MARCHING
Stranger: **** SUCK COCK
Stranger: PISS
Stranger: SHIT
Stranger: TITS
Stranger: MASTER
Stranger: OF
Stranger: PUPPETS
You: What tyres for innerleithen this weekend?
Stranger: has anyone even gone as far as to say about?
You: I was thinking 2.5 minions but it may be a bit dry.
Stranger: this conversation isnt making any sens
You: thats because sens isn't a real word. Do you mean sense?
Stranger: yeah, typo
You: Well it started a bit randomly but we seem to have got through it.
Stranger: goddammit -_-
You: I know - must try harder
Stranger: will you disconnect if i start telling you about the jar that i shoved up my anus 1 minute ago?
You: Yes
Stranger: OH **** IT JUST BROKE
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: BLOOD IN MY ASS
Stranger: THERES BROKEN GLASS UP MY ASS
Stranger: OMFG
Stranger: OMG MY BALLS ARE MELTING
Stranger: AND MY MOUTH IS FILLING WITH CUM
Stranger: IM CHOKING
Stranger: MY HAIR IS ON FIRE
You: Excellent. But seriously - what do you expect. This is a form of natural selection
Stranger: OH **** YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: would you like to have consensual sex in the missionary position?
You: thats what real people are for
You: not the internetzzz
Stranger: i can has sex with you
Stranger: i have a fleshlight adapter for my pc
You: no thanks im all booked up today
Stranger: fffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
You: u wish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
That site is so addictive!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I like poo
You: i like pook
Stranger: I like pookaki
You: do you like singletrack?
Stranger: Prefer eight-track
You: me too
You: its my wide girth
Stranger: You a bit of a fattie are ya?
You: larger than life
Stranger: Say thanks to your dad for me
Stranger: Where are you from manwhore?
You: ??l???sn?
You: ¿oo? u??l???sn? no? ???
Stranger: Meeeeeeeeeean, how do you do that?
Stranger: Sorry mate Im on the other side of the ditch
You: ??o? o? ?u?o? s? s??? ?u??? ?,uop ?
You: I'll stand up side down
Stranger: Its fun!
Stranger: Whas yo name?
You: Jim
You: you?
Stranger: Is your nickname 'Big Jim and the Twinss'?
You: no. Its FallOutBoy
Stranger: Do you fall out of ur pants a lot?
You: no. I work with radioactive-man
Stranger: Do that make you a hit with the ladies?
You: I glow in the dark
Stranger: So they have a free glow stick?
You: sometimes its a soft glow
Stranger: More soft than harsh i bet?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: thank you for calling, your call is on hold
Stranger: yepp
You: you are in a queue
Stranger: really?
You: your call is important to us
Stranger: why?
You: please continue to hold
Stranger: Okay
You: Hello?
Stranger: ye'
Stranger: What r u doing?
You: Hi sorry for the wait, what can I help you with today?
Stranger: Just chatting
You: ur not interested in our discount 3 for 2 offer on toothpaste?
You: best brand
Stranger: oh
Stranger: I don't know
You: never to be repeated offer
Stranger: sell?
You: u want to buy? very good price.
Stranger: How to buy?
You: just send me 10 dollars and ill send you lots of toothpaste good good offer
Stranger: It's difficult for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I feel a bit sorry for them now!
I expect you are all talking to each other still, but just on another website.
🙂
Kev
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: is your name mark?
You: yes!
Stranger: really or are you just joking?
You: it is
Stranger: where do you live?
You: uk
Stranger: damn
You: why?
You: looking for someone?
Stranger: i'm looking for a certain mark
Stranger: ah well,
You: ha, you might be some time
You: where's mark from, maybe i know him?
Stranger: he's from australia
You: and you?
You: wait, mark... from Australia?
Stranger: do you play an instrument?
You: flute
You: and trombone
Stranger: awesome, my friend just started learning flute
You: skin flute?
Stranger: i don't know
I haven't found another STW'er, they all just go "eh?" or "stw?" when I mention it.
just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!
Apparenlty my IP is now being watched by P_J as a potential sexual predator! Cant remember the exact details of the conversation, but it certainly was no more daft than the "Do you singletrack" ones posted above.
just be carefull which stupid conversation you go allong with, your IP and conversations are visible to everyone! And if you know what your doing you can choose who wou talk to!
How are conversations visible to everyone?
And how can you choose who you talk to?
not a secure connection (would say https at the top if it was)
I see.
I dont know what Im doing.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi. I'm a Male, You?
You: oh
Stranger: yeah?
You: not sure
You: I don't think so
Stranger: you dont know if you are a guy or a girl?
You: I'm a hemaphrodite
Stranger: oh.
Stranger: thats nice
You: it can be entertaining
You: some days it changes
Stranger: i bet...
Stranger: how?
You: odour
Stranger: oh.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: ARE YOU A BIEBER FAN ?! heyheyhey (:
You: it is Igor from Russia
Stranger: ohh thats nice
Stranger: BYE pedo.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: singletrack?
Stranger: means?
You: i wanted advice
You: could you recommend tyres for a dry trail through roughly 30/70 percent trail/tarmac and the trail is woodland?
Stranger: no no no i am sorry~ i am not good at it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
hahah
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy sweety
You: bonjour
Stranger: french ****
You: french kiss first?
Stranger: of corse baby;)
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: yeah
You: ha ha! who are you?
Stranger: u from raritan new jersey?
You: Manchestershire England
Holy thread resurrection batman 🙂
I just befriended a 21yo biological science undergraduate from San Paulo. How cool is that!
?u?d?? u?op?p?sdn ??? ???l ?uu?p ????
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: What pornstar should I masturbate to right now?
You: A fat one, with a beard
You: Your choice dude
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hi
You: where has all the love gone?
Stranger: who knows :S
You: not me, what about the chickens?
Stranger: ohhh the chickens...... wait.... no idea
You: they're clucking mad, what have you done to them?
Stranger: did they not tell you?
You: FOX!
Stranger: :O
You: I know, he's ginger see, enough to make anyone mad.
Stranger: hahaha
You: So,
Stranger: where are you from?
You: West side.
Stranger: nice
You: Just beyond the big tree.
You: You?
Stranger: surrey! :O
You: Nice, Surreal?
Stranger: no
You: are you sure?
Stranger: yeh
You: are you really really sure?
Stranger: i am really really really sure
You: What do you thinks MC hammer's got to say about it?
Stranger: dont really care!!!
You: You're loss, he can be pretty wise.
Stranger: can he?
i didnt know?
You: well he's gone now, what's the time Mr Wolf?
Stranger: dinner time
You: nah, that was 3 hours ago.
Stranger: what u on about !!
its all about eating at 11 o clock
You: only if you like cheddar cheese.
Stranger: but i dont
You: or prawn cocktail crisps?
Stranger: no
You: why are you eating at 59 mins to midnight then, you crazy or summin?
Stranger: not crazy just hungry
You: wait a minute MC Hammer says it's Hammer Time!
Stranger: ohh great!
You: Can't touch this!
Stranger: ohh yes i can!
You: no, don't touch that, I'll tell mu mummy.
You: MUMMMY, there;s a man on the internet trying to touch it!
Stranger: wwell your wrong there coz i aint a dude
You: Yeah right, what's a girl doing talking to a crazy computer?
Stranger: im not sure really
You: hurry, hurry she's from surrey, how old are you?
Stranger: hahah!!
17
You: everyone's 17 on here, you're too young to be talking to a crazy computer!
Stranger: well does it count that im 18 tomorow?
You: happy birthday, you should be out drinking 20:20 not chatting to a machine.
Stranger: thats happening tomorow!!
lol
You: you at college then, I'm studying strangers on the internet, doing A-levels in it and everything
Stranger: right!
yeh second year
You: That fox is back again, get away you ginger fiend!
Stranger: shout at it :O
You: I'm going to bark at it, rrrrggghhhhh....
You: ruffff, rufffff.
Stranger: that should do the tricjk
You: it has, fox's are scared of polar bears
Stranger: gdgd
You: polar bears don't understand gdgd?
Stranger: ohh well they should learn
You: we eat penguins, not learn text speak.
Stranger: do u have much of a socail life¬¬¬
Stranger: lol
You: there's a few polar bears about, but we generally end up fighting. says you 17 year old girl talking to a polar bear on the net?!
Stranger: ghahahaha you have a point
You: Where?
Stranger: over there
You: I can't see it. I'm starting to believe that you actually are a 17 year old girl.
Stranger: well u would be right
ohh oloook its over ther look keep looking
ohh its gone 🙁
classic thread, on of the best.
do you STW?
Freaky but clever
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heyo
Stranger: asl?
You: f 22 boston
Stranger: nice, i'm m 19 london
You: london bridge falling?
Stranger: yeah thats the one
You: kool
Stranger: you got a webcam?
You: yeh
Stranger: are you horny?
You: got website 2
You: always
You: can't get satisfied tho
Stranger: got msn?
You: bostonbabe20?hotmail.com
Stranger: sweet, shall i add you?
You: yess
Stranger: ok 😉
You have disconnected.
Damn! I'll never get to sleep now
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey I'm a gay 14 m looking to chat.
You: no you're not
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: I am.
You: you singletrack don't you?
Stranger: What?
You: what headset for a hardtail
Stranger: I don't understand what either of those msgs mean.
You: I was thinking Chris King, maybe FSA
Stranger: Who's that?
Stranger: And what's FSA?
Stranger: What the **** are you saying?
You: Tioga you say? Nah they're rubbish
Stranger: troll.
You: gay
Stranger: touche
Stranger: bye bye, darling
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This one was actually quite good
5617 users online
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello, STWer?
Stranger: ???
You: Never mind, I know a lot of STWers are playing tonite
Stranger: i have no idea what that is lol
You: singletrack world
You: .com
Stranger: oh
You: go there and see www.singletrackworld.com
You: it's about bikes
You: Mountain Bikes
You: you should should give it a go
You: do you want to talk bikes
Stranger: k
Stranger: i need one lol
You: what is k
Stranger: "ok"
You: what? two letters is too long!!?
Stranger: iknow thats why i use "k"
You: ah,k
You: where are you
Stranger: home
You: good answer
You: where in the world then
Stranger: westrn hemisphere
Stranger: lol
You: why so coy
Stranger: the united states
You: I got back from there last week
You: Steamboat Springs
You: Colorado
You: It was ****ing freezing!
Stranger: new york
You: Ahh, it's cold there too I hear. My friend lives in NY
Stranger: yesh snow everywhere
You: We don't get snow here
Stranger: lucky where are u?
You: Channel Islands
You: All it seems to do is bloody rain
You: Well lately anyway
You: I went to NY ages ago, watched a NYKs game.
You: But I'm British so don't really understand Basketball
Stranger: i dont like basketball much lol\
You: They are a group of small Islands in the English channel BTW
Stranger: oh
You: Where it rains a lot
Stranger: so u bike while the rain
You: Of course, it's only rain. Why do New Yorkers ride expensive mountain bikes around central park?
Stranger: i guess to show off lol
You: Are you just a slow typist or watching TV as well? What's on?
Stranger: im watchin tv too
Stranger: im watchin a movie
You: Oooh which one. I could tell you the ending
Stranger: blood in blood out
You: Oh. I've not seen that one
You: anygood
Stranger: reall good lol
You: Adventure/Action/Romcom/Zomromcom
You: That last one is a rom com. but with Zombies
Stranger: ohhh
You: That makes me sound weird
You: Wouldn't it be funny if you were the friend from NY that's coming to visit next week
You: That would be weird
Stranger: that be hilarious lol
You: What's the film about then?
You: Sorry. Movie
Stranger: it is abou this mexican dude whos white
Stranger: and he keeps in gettin in trouble
Stranger: his cousin who was a gang member became a cop
You: Who is in it?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: damian chapa
Stranger: benjamin bratt
You: Is he famous, I've never heard of him
Stranger: back in the day yea
You: Is it a funny film.
You: Sorry, movie
Stranger: non serious
You: Non serious? So the director tried to make a funny film.
You: But failed?
You: Sorry, I mean movie
Stranger: nonon its serious
You: why do the english and americans have different names for the same thing.?
Stranger: like?
You: Let's try to think of some. It might be funnier than you film...I mean movie
Stranger: k
You: k, you say sidewalk. we say pavement
You: Film/movie
You: Obviously
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i dont know it just happend
You: And why, when I am in the US do people think I'm Australian?
Stranger: maybe the accent
You: And why are all British actors cast as bad guys? In american films?
Stranger: again accents
You: But I though americans thought British accents were cool.
You: They did when I was there
You: After I'd explained I wasn't from Australia
Stranger: idk movies they do that
You: You're getting bored now aren't you.
Stranger: nononono im focusing on the movie lol
You: Is it an old movie.
Stranger: yea it came out 93
You: Oh good, it will probably open here next week then.
You: Channel islands are a bit 'backwater'
Stranger: really?
Stranger: then again i never heard of those islands
You: They are tax havens in the English Channel. New Jersey was named after one of them.
Stranger: wow! i didnt know that
Stranger: dude gtg it was nice talkin to you k
You: ttfn
Stranger: k peace
Dunno if anyone has posted in the last eight pages, but a nice feature is that you can open it up in multiple tabs, so relay the conversation.
Text based Voyeurism!
Interesting to see where it goes (at work so can't spend the time to fnid out).
So the 19 yr old Sweidsh girl looking for cyber sex that sent me some jpegs.... has she given my computer a virus?
This is truly awesome...wish it wasn't blocked at work
Surely the novelty has worn off by now?
you'd think wouldn't you but we keep coming back here dont we 🙂
Thread resurrection was because I linked to this last night...
Just had another go.
Stranger: Hello Stranger!
You: Shhh. He'll hear you.
Stranger: *whispers* What are we hiding from?
You: SFB. He's outside.
Stranger: What's SFB?
You: It's a scary thing. Quite scary.
Stranger: Oh :S
Stranger: When will he leave?
You: Can I just check, do you own a duck?
You: This is very important.
Stranger: No, sorry 🙁
You: OK, you're safe. SFB likes ducks.
Stranger: Good for me thenYour conversational partner has disconnected.
[i]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: kimbley?
Stranger: no
You: janine?
Stranger: no
You: salome?
Stranger: no
You: simonfbarnes?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/i]
[i]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Stranger: Hello Stranger!
You: Shhh. He'll hear you.
Stranger: *whispers* What are we hiding from?
You: SFB. He's outside.
Stranger: What's SFB?
You: It's a scary thing. Quite scary.
Stranger: Oh :S
Stranger: When will he leave?
You: Can I just check, do you own a duck?
You: This is very important.
Stranger: No, sorry
You: OK, you're safe. SFB likes ducks.
Stranger: Good for me then
Stranger: Hello.
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: AM I SUPPOSED TO LAUGH?
Stranger: DO YOU THINK SPAMMING THIS CHATWINDOW WILL MAKE ME LAUGH?![/i]
If you think thats weird try chatroulette.com
This is really really not worksafe at all, and you're likely to get some erm, disturbing images
If you think thats weird try chatroulette.comThis is really really not worksafe at all, and you're likely to get some erm, disturbing images
My advice is leave it alone. I tried it and saw a nasty man who was stroking his Jake.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 😉
You: ROAR!!!
Stranger: Wow
Stranger: you scared me
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: :O
You: did u shart ur pants?
Stranger: nopee
Stranger: nearly though
Stranger: seruisly
Stranger: yiou should calm down
Stranger: you might kill someoen
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
[i]You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im a lonely bisexual male lookinq for his siqnificant other
Stranger: i hate black jews mexicans and asians
Stranger: im a member of the kkk
Stranger: and i love cowboy butsex
Stranger: lmao
You: are u on singletrack, u sound ideal
Stranger: i do?
Stranger: omq thank you
You: just the right demographic
Stranger: what race are you?
You: really, u should sign up www.singletrackworld.com
Stranger: ok
You: i don't race, i'm more of a xc mncer
You: mncer=mincer
Stranger: oh
You: more nobby nics than maxxis minions
Stranger: cool
You: anyway it's been lovely, maybe see you on the forum
You have disconnected.[/i]