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You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: are you a furry
You: how did you know?
Stranger: no seriously
You: i am furry as can be
Stranger: are you one or not
You: furry bum furry balls furry head
Stranger: **** you
WTF is a furry?
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Stranger: Hola
You: you spanish?
Stranger: que?
You: there is too much butter on those trays!!
Stranger: que?
Stranger: i clean now
Stranger: ? o.O
You: go and clean in there!
Stranger: alright **** this. You bore me peasant. BRING THE NEXT ONE IN!
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i just dinosaured someone and got this straight back:
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WTF, very disturbing
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Stranger: I Love chocolate !
You: spank rims look ace in chocolate, although the gold ones are spiffy
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not a fan of wheels then!
I think I'm going to loose an evening on this
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: 22 male
Stranger: you ?
You: 35 female
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You: If you want your life to be more rewarding, you have to change the way you think.
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: fricking pple!
Stranger: u sware
Stranger: yall are the same!
Stranger: i*
Stranger: i made mistakes yes! but idc!
Stranger: gaaaaaaawwwww
Stranger: -screams-
You: calm down dear, its just a waste of time
Stranger: dear?!!?!
Stranger: dont call me dear!
Stranger: i aint any ones dear
You: but i love you
Stranger: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Stranger: I HAVE A GF!!!
You: thats no moon..
Stranger: what?1
Stranger: ?!*
You: its a space station...
Stranger: ...
You: i've got a bad feeling about this!
Stranger: ive had a bad feeling sence the day i was born!
You: sence?
Stranger: the day i was born!!
You: what happened?
Stranger: nothing!!!
Stranger: UGH!
Stranger: your scaring me
Stranger: -hides-
You: i can still see you
Stranger: no you cant
You: and i would forget about doing that if i were you..
Stranger: doing what?
You: fitting highrollers with a cork screw
Stranger: what?!
Stranger: IM A GUY!
You: well thats a relief
Stranger: your freakier then me -.-
You: then?
You: btw is fitting a 50mm stem a bit much for xc?
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this could run for some time...
Clearly some people just don't understand us or maybe i didn't explain very well!!
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You: hi
Stranger: heeeeeeeey
You: how are u
Stranger: fine, you?
You: yip good
You: do u singletrack?
Stranger: omg can u explain me what that is?
You: well involves lots of people, who all enjoy getting very sweaty, very dirty, wear alot of lycra, love the smell of rubber and wearing helmets is compulsary
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: but no
You: oh ok then
What is the demographic of people using this site? Just I got "17,f,italy", and it seemed possible it was genuine - I assumed the place was full of 14 year old boys. Failed to use my best chat up lines (though didn't get an instant disconnect).
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Stranger: hello there
You: ust?
Stranger: what
You: or tubes?
Stranger: or what
Stranger: what the f-
You: ghetto tubeless?
Stranger: what the hell are you talking about, man
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Stranger: OH NO
You: me lady
You: you likey lady
Stranger: omfg i just licked you
You: you likey singletrack
Stranger: DID YOU LIKE IT
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Stranger: Helo
Stranger: hello
You: Now then, now then, jangle, jangle, jewellery, jewellery...
Stranger: What?
You: Now then young man, what can I fix for you ?
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You: i just sharted
You: gotta go
Stranger: dubai?
Just got the same person twice in a row!
Thought i'd caught 1 of you out, but know she really was a slapper!!
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Stranger: 18 f uk
Stranger: me
Stranger: nicole
Stranger: wet
Stranger: hirny
Stranger: horny*
Stranger: need a dik
Stranger: 😮
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: ?
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Stranger:asl
you: do you singletrack
stranger:yeah
you: cool wanna singletrack with me
Stranger: i have to be honest i have no idea what your on about
you:what you riding?
stranger: what is singletracking
you: it involves getting dirty and sweaty and lots of heavy breathing
you: and you can do it on your own or in large groups
stranger: lol
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Not an exact transcript but they all seem to go:
Stranger: boy?
You: yes
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This is a hoot.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl ?
You: I'M BRIAN BLESSED!!!!!!!
Stranger: cool '-'
You: 70 something /male/top of everest
You: have you seen any of my films?
Stranger: i don't know who are you '-'
You: Really..... try this one:
You: GORDON'S ALIVE!!!!!!
Stranger: nothing '-'
Stranger: really
You: where are you typing from then?
Stranger: are you famous ?
Stranger: i'm from the hell '-'
You: know ye nothing of Sir Brian of Blessed?
Stranger: i've never listened nothing about this '-'
You: I'm astounded. Google me and see what you missed!
Stranger: no '-'
Stranger: i don't wanna know '-'
Hmmm......
you: i'll be your dog
you: woof
you:woof
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You: hi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: where are you from?
You: peru
You: you?
Stranger: denmark.
Stranger: what time is it in peru?
You: now in england, was left at paddington station
You: i live with the browns now
Stranger: oh
You: I still see my aunt lucy
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Clearly not a paddington bear fan
Borrox, my attempt to conduct a Rod Stewart-chat failed.
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Stranger: hi =]
You: I am sailing, I am sailing,
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Stranger: hi!
You: ????? ??
Stranger: how are you?
You: ¿ no? 's?u??? ll?? ???? ?,?
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You: pingu
You: mwah mwah mwah
Stranger: pingu?
You: pingo
Stranger: pingo?
You: pongo
Stranger: pongo?
You: stinky
Stranger: stinky?
You: its just a jump to the left
You: then a step to the riiiiiggggghhtttt
Stranger: i like doggy style sorry
You: put your hands on your hips
You: and bend your knees in time
Stranger: hokey pokey u can kiss my ass
Dumbass
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Stranger: can you suck me d**k for me PLEASE? i havent goten any in three years. i havent had a wet p***y around my d**k in five years. (i turned gay around two years ago, but now im straight) i really want my d**k to go in you. slowly at first. then fast. i want someone to **** for hours until you scream and cum squirts out your c**t at 54 miles per hours. i want you to be breathless and than we'll do it again. sound good?
You: which lube
Stranger: mhmm i want someting spicey that makes my dick tingle
You: erm, rock and roll extreme, probably sting a bit, that do?
Stranger: YES PLEASE!
You: take a while to set up, give me a min or 2...
Stranger: take as long as you want baby
You: how did you know my age?
You: Right, you ready to lube
Stranger: even better babies p****s are tight
Stranger: mhmm;) go ahead
You: where's the chain
You: Oi!
Stranger: under the bed
Stranger: you found it?
You: its no good there
You: we can't lube without the chain
Stranger: well GET IT OUT!
Stranger: im already in possision
You: Hang on, looks like you might need a new cass and rings,
Stranger: whatever it takes;)
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thread hi jack sorry
i just got sent this link through omegle. some swedish band that have been going for about 4 day's.
http://www.myspace.com/apegaofnabis
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Stranger: Hello
Stranger: if yourrrrrrrr
You: its just a jump to the ledt
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if yourrrrr
You: monkey
Stranger: happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: if your happy and you know it
Stranger: and you really want to show it
Stranger: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
Stranger: 😀
You: can only clap one handed you selfish bastard the dog ate the other one
Stranger: Yay this is so gay
Stranger: 😛 sorry you are now offically gay
You: you are only gay if you take bitch
Stranger: lmfaoooo
You: we are the nights of the round table
You: ni
Stranger: I am King Author
You: author? what you writing
Stranger: Arthor
You: ah stephen king author
Stranger: Yes that one
You: bonus write one about a monkey
Stranger: I'm writing a book about this guy I met on Omegle
Stranger: He was gay. And he finally realized it after a long time of thinking
You: really? sounds like a good start
Stranger: Yes and he was always talking about monkeys
You: monkey lover
Stranger: lol
You: your gonna watch me sapnk my monkey
Stranger: Hell no
Stranger: That's sick dude
Stranger: You need to stop abusing that monkey
You: it likes it, don't worry
Stranger: *vomits*
You: his name is bubbles
Stranger: Okay Michael Jackson
You: he can see you
Stranger: You need to refill your prescription
You: he is an attack monkey
You: flies too
Stranger: 😛 your a wack job
Stranger: Probably hit on the head as a infant
You: monkey did it
Stranger: Yes you love monkey dug
LOL
unless it was one of you lot, just had a nice chat to a bloke in Brazil after making him jump with the Dinosaur. At least he had a sense of humour. Hours of merriment!
Stranger: asl
You: no
Stranger: yes
You: no
You: its so gay.
You: asl..
You: asl..
Stranger: ys
Stranger: am lesbo lol
You: cos men hate you
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Stranger: Shit faced mother ****ers. Man. Shit faced mother ****ers. . .
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Stranger: Best
Stranger: troll
Stranger: ever.
lovin it
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You: which tyres for the alps?
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seems fimilar...
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Stranger: hihi
You: Hi Hi Hoi
You: Ne
Stranger: how're you?
You: Im Okay an u
Stranger: good
You: what you doin
Stranger: eatin dinner, what time is it for you?
You: 23:21
You: but I had cheese for tea again
Stranger: ah
You: what did you have for dinner
You: Do you like cheese
Stranger: yes
Stranger: mussels
You: Big ones?
Stranger: decent size
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Stranger: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: England, and you?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: DO
Stranger: U
Stranger: THINK
Stranger: ABOUT
Stranger: BRAZIL?
You: Not a lot,
You: DO
You: You
You: tthink
You: about
You: stockton-on-tees
Stranger: wut?
You: stockton-on-tees?
You: google it?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I googled it.
You: Are you really from Brazil?
Stranger: I'll see da photos
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Why?
You: Get out of here!
You: Bet you live in tamworth!
Stranger: omg
Stranger: You city likes cool
Stranger: What?
You: Where in Brazil?
You: Do you like Ronaldo?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: Santos, SP.
You: I had a lot of cheese for tea, do you have cheese in Brazil
Stranger: The biggest garden front beach
Stranger: Yes, I have.
Stranger: But I don't like so much.
You: What is the staple diet in Brazil?
Stranger: What?
Stranger: I'll translate
Stranger: lol
Stranger: U use ****in slangs
Stranger: The staple diet is MCDonald's
Stranger: lol
You: Gotta do something with all those cows you raise on the ex-rainforest I guess Hu?
Stranger: I didn't that.
Stranger: E brilha muito no Corinthians.
You: no lo creo
Stranger: tu hablas spañol, cabrón?
You: maricnes?
You: maricon
Stranger: viadón
Stranger: sujo
Stranger: pobre
Stranger: gat
Stranger: gay*
You: have you ever had sex with a real person?
Stranger: stfu
You: MTFU!
You: Bitch
Stranger: /b/
Stranger: I'm from /b/
Stranger: Now u r ****'d.
You: Have you got a gun?
Stranger: Guy, I'll woke with bugs in your face.
You: How will you put the bugs there?
Stranger: You got ****ed and I found your IP. Maybe the Anonymous will like it. See you in your next life.
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Stranger: Hello, i m male 29 year and i search girl for cam 🙂
You: Bad news then
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You: Clipped in or flatties?
Stranger: 21 m here u
some scary people on there this time of night, frightened me so I gave up
I've just lost 2 hours of my life talking absolute rubbish to strangers on the internet.
another day on STW then.
Strange site.
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You: are you the farmer?
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not a fan then!
Stranger: hey,
Stranger: asl?
You: did you hear micheal jackson had a heart attack?
Stranger: wtf? really?
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Stranger: Vagina
Stranger: vagina
Stranger: i want to have sex with your vagina
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: wait, what?
You: Singletrack?
You: What, wait?
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You: Singletrack?
Stranger: heh?
You: Singletrack. do you? Are you one of the bretheren?
Stranger: never heard of
You: We havr ordained to meet in this space for the lycra lashings. Will you join us brother (or sister)? If so I shall forward you the code.
You: have*
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I [i]love[/i] how this thread is already the top result in google for "do you singletrack"! 😀
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Stranger: egg
You: baaon
You: bacon
Stranger: ****s
You: errr. no.
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Stranger: 🙂
You: ?
Stranger: 🙂
You: :0
Stranger: :()
You: :()
You: 🙂
Stranger: XP
You: No vista
You: Sorry!
Stranger: lmao
You: Not really, MAC
Stranger: haha
You: :)))))
You: 😛
Stranger: asl?
You: adsl? about 2meg, bit slow really
Stranger: asl? age, sex, location
You: Ohh, yes I have all of them
Stranger: what?
Stranger: lol
You: Your 21, f & from Solihull
Stranger: nope
You: Oh must be someone else then
Stranger: yep
Stranger: 16 m usa
You: but I thought you had a brummie accent?
Stranger: no
You: Do you Singletrack?
Stranger: singletrack?
You: You know STW
Stranger: stw
Stranger: ?
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Thanks everyone, you've just brightened up my morning. I'm almost crying with laughter at some of the conversations.
haha, i was halfway through this when my boss walked in - i was trying not to laugh 😆
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Stranger: ach-tung!
You: please don't say asl
You: ok, you didn't
You: achtung indeed, baby
Stranger: ach-tung!l'
You: i don't think it's going to work out. it's not you, it's me. i'm sorry. it's over.
Stranger: i love you
You: don't say that
You: you don't mean it
Stranger: you know its true
Stranger: since the start
Stranger: all the flirting
Stranger: and the ach-tung!
You: oh god, it's hard enough already
Stranger: you knew...
You: i did, i did
Stranger: love me
Stranger: like you did before
You: i can't
Stranger: you must
You: goodbye
Stranger: pwease
Stranger: tell me your name again
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Stranger: hi
You: greetings
Stranger: u have no life.
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harsh one!
Emailed by a friend from last night's fun and games:
Stranger: my name is parth
You: ah. you like to do the wild thing?
Stranger: wer u from
You: Holland
Stranger: im from india
You: Ah. I think I spoke to you. Do you work in a call centre?
Stranger: no
You: I rang you about my Broadband
Stranger: im 16
Stranger: im studyin
You: but you couldnt fix it
You: you told me to reboot the modem.
You: I did that but it still disconnects me
You: can you fix it?
Stranger: n i dont work>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
You: I need a new modem then?
You: can you send one?
Stranger: i dont work we arent allowed to work below the age of 18
You: are you studying to work in a call centre?
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo
You: It could have been someone else with the same name as you?
Stranger: im in the 10th grade
You: Do you know Petre Patel?
Stranger: nope
You: He is from India
Stranger: no!
You: He works in the hotel I work in
You: Are you sure you dont know him?
You: Hes from India too.
Stranger: yes i dont no him
You: And he doesnt work in a call centre either!
You: Too much coincidence I think?
You: So. What is wrong with my modem?
Stranger: we have a population of a billion here
You: yeah, but how many of you dont work in call centres?
Stranger: 89 percent
You: Are you sure about that?
Stranger: nothin wrong with ur modem
You: How do you know? I thought you said you didnt work in a call centre????
Stranger: I dont!
You: but how did you check my modem????
Stranger: I didnt?
You: you said there was nothing wrong with it?
You: now, can you fix my broadband it keeps diconnecting me.....
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Stranger: U girl?
You: boo
You: did i scare you?
You: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: No
Stranger: R u girl?
You: maybe
You: maybe not
Stranger: Tell me
You: a story?
Stranger: Tell me if u r male or female
You: bit of both, i'm in touch
You: what are you then?
Stranger: M
Stranger: U got a dick?
You: no i know a richard though
You: he could love you long time
Stranger: USA?
You: big country likes to blow things up?
Stranger: Do u live in usa?
You: technically it would be "do you live in the USA?"
Stranger: K
Stranger: Do u?
You: nope
You: u?
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rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!
Stranger: hi
You: Fish
Stranger: chicken
You: I likes fish
Stranger: me too
Stranger: fishes are cute
You: Where youz at dooode
You: Aw come on .....
Stranger: ahahaha
You: So telll me.....do you singletrack?
Stranger: yupp
You: Really, the whole nine yards?
Stranger: uh hu
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Stranger: heyo
You: show me wax on wax off
Stranger: wax [on]
Stranger: wax [off]
You: good daniel-san good. show me paint the fence
Stranger: how the **** can i show you by writing?
You: ah, beginner luck
You: show me sand the floor
Stranger: sand floor YEAH
You: good. again
Stranger: *punches "stranger" in the face*
You: against crane there is no defence
You: eee-ya
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: you singletrack?
Stranger: yeah
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How the hell did i miss this.
A quick Q, anybody know how to scroll up (or down) the screen on the iPhone?
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You: do you moon walk?
You: blow bubbles?
You: how about Singletrack?
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coffeeking - Member
rogerthecat in there with a mildly racist one already!
Jeezus you are precious, get a life!
alpin - Member
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Stranger: egg
You: baaon
You: bacon
Stranger: ****s
You: errr. no.
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Hey alpin I had that guy four times in a row, and in the end he started swearing at me so much and he just went mental, and he said he was going to get his machine gun and shoot me, but he's in America...
I love Omegle!
Jeezus you are precious, get a life!
Not at all, I'm sat next to an Indian chap who found it mildly offensive to suggest that his countrys entire population are just call centre operatives!
[i]rogerthecat - Member
...get a life! [/i]
Doesn't this go for EVERYONE on this thread??!
I genuinely lol @ rogerthecats post as did a number of my work colleagues. I guess it's the bnp for us racists then!!!!!!!! 🙄 😉
You try to be polite and where does it get you?....
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I really must stop this and do some work. I want to stop. I do. It just won't leave me alone...
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Stranger: ?? ????
You: What's that skip?
Stranger: ? ?? ??????
You: Sheila's fallen down the well?
Stranger: ..?
You: Singletrack?
Stranger: ????
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OK CK, have it your way, I must be a died in the wool racist bigot with neo-facist tendencies. Off to put on my hairshirt. My sincerest apologies for my friends remarks which may have offended your colleague, however mildly. 🙄
This is odd....
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Stranger: are you a girl?
You: sometimes...
You: 😉
Stranger: what do you want to say?
You: Well, I asked if you Singletrack...?
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: do you singletrack?
Stranger: hmm what?
You: you know, stw. Lycra, mud, rubber...
Stranger: hmm band?
You: What tyres for a rainy summer in the Lake district?
Stranger: asl
You: No - dial up connection, cant afford ASL
Stranger: age sex location
You: Yes I have all three. You?
Stranger: i asked first
You: More of a statement really, no question mark.
Stranger: how old are u?
You: Age is relative, especially on tuesdays. I never could get the hang of tuesdays.
You: Hey - hold on it's wednesday. I told you i struggled with tuesdays.
Stranger: WHATS THAT MEAN?
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rogerthecat - however you wish to make light of it and attempt to make my comments look stupid by extending it to extremes, it was mildly racist. As I said, MILDLY. My initial comment was while chuckling along with you, but the point still stands that it offended one person of that origin so it would probably offend others.
It's no fun when you get sensible person, I actually had to apologise and disconnect myself!
Got one 🙂
You: hoi
Stranger: hi
You: hi even
Stranger: singletrack
You: singletrack!
You: Sweet
You: Phildowling
Stranger: do u?
Stranger: ha!
You: aye i singletrack all the time! dirty singletrack is best!
Stranger: small world this internet
You: haha at least your not "horny Lad"
Stranger: nope...scotia
Stranger: ok ciao
Stranger: gotta work!
You: laters! who are you btw?
Stranger: scotia
You: cool see you later! Have a Good singletrack
Stranger: i dont post too often..
OK so I saw a tweet about this thread and decided I had to try it just once.
I almost lost them at the start but finally got a recommendation on tyre choice for Glentress - result.
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You: do you singletrack then ?
Stranger: bye
Stranger: ya iam a single
You: great stuff - what would you recommend I take rubber wise if I go to Afan?
Stranger: sorry i cudn't get ur point
Stranger: can u elaborate
You: What would you recommend?
Stranger: recommend about what?
Stranger: .......
You: I'm unsure of the type of rubber I'll need at Afan as I've never done it before
Stranger: and what is Afan?? (sorry)
You: I usually use Fire XC Pro - Do you think this would be acceptable or will people laugh?
You: Afan - in Wales - you said you Singletrack so I assume you'll know about it
Stranger: but i have never been to wales sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyy
You: Glentress then - any rubber suggestions?
Stranger: ya the best rubber is by PELIKAN hehehehehehehe
Stranger: blah blah blah
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Stranger: Hello
You: hey
You: whatcha
Stranger: whatcha!???
You: whats up!?
Stranger: MUSIC!
Stranger: what music do you like?
You: very varied
Stranger: tell me your favorite song
You: current or all time?
You: they are very different
Stranger: current
You: cannot help myself from singing along to Poker Face (ffs don't tell anyone)
Stranger: lady gaga?
You: ya
Stranger: alright xD
Stranger: all time then
You: tell me your current first
Stranger: STANCE PUNKS - mayonaka shounen totsugeki dan
You: awesome, I may have to check that out. always on the look out for new stuff for the bike commute
Stranger: haha xD so whats your favorite song of all time?
You: she sells sanctuary - The Cult
You: does that give my age away?
Stranger: here the song is
You: cool, thanks
Stranger: i will check it out xD
You: later. appreciate the non-"asl?" bollox this site is plagued with 🙂
You: * I appreciate the...
Stranger: yeah me too 😀
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phil - I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.
When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected! 😆
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Stranger: hi... i'm 21 M and horny!!.... u ?
You: I'm Mavis. I like to Foxtrot. You sound hot!
Stranger: yeah i am.. ! 😀
Stranger: ur asl?
You: Do you like older women?
Stranger: yeah.. i luv them
You: Horray, pity they don't let me out of the home.
Stranger: ooooh..
Stranger: so.. wats ur age babe?
You: I could sneak you in through the window though.
Stranger: haha.. i will ... if i get the chance
You: I'm 86, but I'm in good shape. Got a spring in my step!
Stranger: woah! 86!..
Stranger: i wanna c ur pic.. !
You: No cams in the home, sorry. Bit stuffy around here.
Stranger: aaah.. !
Stranger: u dont have a pic uploaded?
You: Not at the moment but when my grandson comes to visit he can show me how. He's about your age. Very clever.
Stranger: oooh..
You: Do you dance?
Stranger: i sumhow feel u are a guy.. tryin to trick me
You: Why would I pretend to be an elderly lady? What kind of trick is that?
Stranger: hmm.. k
Stranger: u have a msn id?
You: No. It's a shared computer here. MSN brings spam in.
You: Apparently.
You: You're no fun. Think I need someone a bit livelier.
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CaptainFlashheart - Member
phil - I had one last night as well, a couple of pages back.When I said I was RudeBoy he disconnected!
😆
[b]ok, own up who was this?[/b]
Stranger: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
I can't leave this alone, really must go home for tea but when someone uses the word "maudlin" you just have to keep going!
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You: do you like blades i like blades there clean and quiet guns for show blades for a pro, so how are you doin today?
Stranger: hello, I am well, but I never had the nerve to make the final cut
You: the final cut is the sweetest but the first cut is the deepest
Stranger: indeed, but what about themess?
You: let mother clean it up
Stranger: wow, that is some deep shit
You: Im not some freaky old guy who lost his job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
Stranger: lol, then what are you
You: A freaky young guy with a job and sits on his computer trying to flirt with little girls while eating cheese and holding a sick puppy.
You: you?
Stranger: well, although you may be the most maudlin person ive come into contact with, I am an ancient guy trying to find my own sick puppy to tend to
You: lol
You: do you singletrack perchance?
Stranger: how do you mean?
You: dirty rubber, lycra and mud
You: all sweaty and breathless after a long ride
Stranger: lol, well no dirty rubbers
You: no fun if they aren't knobbly and full of dirt
You: what do you ride?
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Stole the old guy/cheese/puppy thing just to see if it would work. For some reason they all disappear when you get close to mentioning a bike, hmmm...
Stranger: hey
You: ayup fatty
Stranger: asl?
You: 18 f france
You: asl?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: 18.m.kor but living in us
Stranger: do u have msn ?
You: no tablets sorted that out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Loving this site for mischief!
Some absolute gems on these transcripts.
Especially the Indian Call Centre stuff.