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It's fine perchy,as long as there is proper supervision.

Forums really are a big wheel made out of turds aren't they.
Rodent, that picture is frikking awesome!
Gave me a prope rgiggle it did (I'm a sad bugger)
I generally don't like people so my solution is riding at 07:30 so I don't have to have them in my way. Try it if they bother you that much as you are the one with the problem not them.
Forums really are a big wheel made out of turds aren’t they.
Yep.
The question is though, what tyres for forum-turd-wheels?
That was a great rant, proof that capitalisation isn't essential, the emotion can be carried by spelling mistakes and repetition alone, kind of a passive aggressive approach. Good stuff.
Iz ure bik saracin?
My bike is, although it's only partly carbon and wasn't £5k.
Mister P, a solution to your problem: sell your Saracin to yourself for £5k, be sure to give a receipt. Tell people you own a £5k bike.
Wrong again
Told you. I’m used to it.
I often try to be funny and fall flat on my face.
Wrong again,
So @jamj1974 has been funny all along? This really is confusing.
The OP doesn't seem to be having a very good week. It was only yesterday that he told me to 'piss off back to Canada'.
Cwtch?
...and you're still here? 😉
Has 5k become the benchmark for a proper bike?If I inform Mrs ws of this I'm not sure how's it going to go...
Cwtchey cwtchey coo!

Last night I rode down the street to the One Stop on the corner to get a couple of cans and a lottery ticket. Can we be friends?
Can't be me my bikes £500 short of 5 grand and I'm too busy shredding to chat.
As it's still tea break I'll continue. Do love trail centres when bunch of rufty tuffty types offer Mrs Marin advice at top of downhill when shes catching her breath for her to launch down it top speed and dissapear. Oh the glory goes to the middle aged not the shouty people.
Mister P, a solution to your problem: sell your Saracin to yourself for £5k, be sure to give a receipt. Tell people you own a £5k bike.
Cracking idea. The £5k profit from the sale would come in handy.
As it’s still tea break I’ll continue. Do love trail centres when bunch of rufty tuffty types offer Mrs Marin advice at top of downhill when shes catching her breath for her to launch down it top speed and dissapear. Oh the glory goes to the middle aged not the shouty people.
For full effect shouldn't she let them go first then intimidate them by riding on their back wheel?
It's 😂 city when people think a bad week is defined by some forum post.
Really a smiley face needs to be put on the end of all posts from this day forth. Just for Sulky ****ers
As it’s still tea break I’ll continue. Do love trail centres when bunch of rufty tuffty types offer Mrs Marin advice at top of downhill when shes catching her breath for her to launch down it top speed and dissapear. Oh the glory goes to the middle aged not the shouty people.
Saying that. I was riding at Cannock a couple of weeks ago. Saw a woman walk down the entirety of the first bit of the Monkey, which is some fairly tight switchbacks - some with steps around the corners. I asked if she had ridden the Monkey before as it had a few similar descents. She got irate and pretty much suggested I had said this because she was a woman. Not at all. I’m used to being passed by fitter and more skilled women - it happens! I was. concerned because she had no confidence and/or capability for those type of trails and might injure herself... I would have and have said the same to anyone!
Where can I get one of those bikes that look like a spaceship?
Saying that. I was riding at Cannock a couple of weeks ago. Saw a woman walk down the entirety of the first bit of the Monkey, which is some fairly tight switchbacks – some with steps around the corners. I asked if she had ridden the Monkey before as it had a few similar descents. She got irate and pretty much suggested I had said this because she was a woman. Not at all. I’m used to being passed by fitter and more skilled women – it happens! I was. concerned because she had no confidence and/or capability for those type of trails and might injure herself… I would have and have said the same to anyone!
Surely this should be the minding your own business rant thread?
What exactly is involved in riding street ?

I like this. It could be more incoherent though and the spelling is atrocious. 7.5/10.
See also:
your – belonging to you
you’re – a contraction of “you are”
Ure – surname of lead singer of Ultravox
Yore – days of
Yaw-n - Get back under Ure bridge.
Hob-bobbing. 🙂 brilliant.
Where can I get one of those bikes that look like a spaceship?

I wanted a Vektar - but that’s none of your business. 😉
...Really a smiley face needs to be put on the end of all posts from this day forth
”next stop is Edinburgh... Edinburgh is the next and final stop”
next stop is Edinburgh… Edinburgh is the next and final stop”
Not really but if you don't it seems something will crawl out of by he woodwork devastated by "wot got sed"
Who's, hold up
Cracking idea. The £5k profit from the sale would come in handy.
Nicely done misterp. Made me cackle out loud
I used to lust after a Raleigh Vector, it was the coolest thing ever. Like those horns that made various siren noises.
Damn I have appalling taste.
Not really but if you don’t it seems something will crawl out of by he woodwork devastated by “wot got sed”
Erm. Ok.
WTF is happening here? Was the OP attempting humour, but without having anything remotely humorous in the post? Or is he now saying this in a rather piss poor attempt to backtrack. Either way it’s great! We are getting back to STW standards.
How are things back in Canada Saxon?
My bike is, although it’s only partly carbon and wasn’t £5k.
says the man with the massive discount 😉
may the chaff multiply
means nothing to me:
100% discount if I'm honest Klunk.
This means nothing to me.
👏🏻
Cwtchey cwtchey coo!
Sublime, absolutely sublime! Sir, I genuflect in your general direction. 😂
Could be worse, at least these so called assholes weren’t on ebikes, eh OP 😘
See also:
your – belonging to you
you’re – a contraction of “you are”
Ure – surname of lead singer of Ultravox
Yore – days of
Yaw – to rotate around an axis of yaw.
Yo - generic greeting whilst riding street.
See also:
your – belonging to you
you’re – a contraction of “you are”
Ure – surname of lead singer of Ultravox
Yore – days of
Yaw – to rotate around an axis of yaw.
Yo – generic greeting whilst riding street.
yurt - contraction of: Are you hurt?
River Ure - runs through York Vale..
Mrs Marin is far too polite to chase a back wheel even for a Scouse bird. Still racing downhill at 53! Really annoying when we load up the Transporter especially as I've got an Orange we meet all the hates doing that. She would politely listen to your advice though.
Well he got what he wanted, it's not buried underneath the other chaff.
One man's chaff is another man's blither.
River Ure – runs through York Vale..
Does it ?
Ouse innit?
4 pages of compete shit...
I salute you all except the odd *** that spoiled it
Could be worse, at least these so called assholes weren’t on ebikes, eh OP
I agree for some reason my cut copy and paste about ebikes has been removed. I will save the one about vegans
Till later.
Odd **** ...surely not
4 pages of compete shit…
I salute you all except the odd *** that spoiled it
Your behaviour is truly bizarre!
Your behaviour is truly bizarre
Whilst yours is truly predictable.
I’m not trying to insult you here, Phil. I’m confused by some of your recent posts. Not sure what you are trying to get across - what the point might be and no, not the ones responding to my comments.
Basically that he’s cleverer than all of us muggles, he knew exactly the reaction his post would get, that’s why he tried posting it again, but with ebikes attracting his impotent wrath, to show us all how beneath him we all are by reacting. Except it was removed, as no one likes dull and predictable, boringly average trolling.
I miss DavidTaylforth in his prime.
Basically that he’s cleverer than all of us muggles, he knew exactly the reaction his post would get, that’s why he tried posting it again, but with ebikes attracting his impotent wrath, to show us all how beneath him we all are. Except it was removed, as no one likes dull and predictable, boringly average trolling.
But let's be honest people joined in with some interesting less dull posts than your usual.
The full spectrum of users on this board, got to put out there what the hell they feel like.
You just join in with the same tired old shit.
I probably do join in with that same tired old shit. I am not the worlds greatest original thinker - and don’t pretend to be. I am a fairly predictable, left-wing, socially liberal man in my mid-forties. If I was going to change myself or change the world - it would have happened by now.
J
You're in your 40s and never changed jam? Do your clothes flex anymore or are they more a rigid permanent structure by now?
You’re in your 40s and never changed jam? Do your clothes flex anymore or are they more a rigid permanent structure by now?
I’m practically an obelisk now.😉
No, of course I have changed and adapted as life has gone on. What I meant, was that I am unlikely to become some wildly unpredictable person who behaves in totally unexpected ways. I’m not a person who is likely to drastically change.
