[Closed] This place......

You told mumsnet on us?

here here 🙁 and hum bug

WGAF?

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Heh STR too right.

I wish mleh was busier. 🙁

uhuh. Didn't we ascertain quite some time ago that STW forums are populated mostly by sociopathic under-achievers?

I know I'm one.

this forum contains a bunch of bloody miserable buggers.

funnily enough I was thinking the same. Some of the forum lurkers I know are scared to post anything because they fear it'll just turn into a half arsed political bun fight or general grump fest. If it wasn't for some of jolly idiots on here like TSY, philconsequence, C_G the KON mob and even elfinjobby I'd have buggered off ages ago.

Not everyone.

I feel quite happy on my SJW 🙂

Sad if you feel that way about an internet forum and let it affect your overall well-being though.

Yeah everyone here apart from a select few are (or seem to be) really miserable and just complain about anything and everything. Like I'm doing right now 😆

tazzymtb - Member
this forum contains a bunch of bloody miserable buggers.
funnily enough I was thinking the same. Some of the forum lurkers I know are scared to post anything because they fear it'll just turn into a half arsed political bun fight or general grump fest. If it wasn't for some of jolly idiots on here like TSY, philconsequence, C_G the KON mob and even elfinjobby I'd have buggered off ages ago.

Do you really feel that way chap?

Honestly?

[i]If it wasn't for some of jolly idiots on here like TSY, philconsequence, C_G the KON mob and even [b]elfinjobby[/b][/i]

But Fred is one of the biggest and most miserable complainers on here...By his own admission.

ho-hum

yep suffering some serious stuff at the moment and some light hearted non-cancer or depression related banter helps like you wouldn't believe. Seeing a load of folks just tear into each other over trivial stuff really doesn't help.

Gahhhh - you got me feeling all guilty now

*sniffs*
think I'll go and eat worms

tazzymtb - Member
ho-hum

yep suffering some serious stuff at the moment and some light hearted non-cancer or depression related banter helps like you wouldn't believe. Seeing a load of folks just tear into each other over trivial stuff really doesn't help.

I know where you are coming from to be honest.

I mostly enjoy coming here and can thankfully separate the chaff from the wheat, ken 😉

I would love to get some work again soon so that I can keep my mind busy.

I wonder if the stuff going on here is a cyclical thing?

How about if I do a song and dance act?

The threads where the usual suspects just slag each other off are tedious odious piles of toss TBH, but like Tazzy, I'm here for the other side that is irreverent fun, and lighthearted.

You can though, with some practice, spot the dull threads though, waaay before they get out of hand.

this place is awesome, you just gotta know how to play well with others 🙂

(much like real life)

to prove how awesome, here's a photo of me riding a shark:

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You can though, with some practice, spot the dull threads though, waaay before they get out of hand.

I need to practise more then. I opened this one.

[i]How about if I do a song and dance act?[/i]

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But Fred is one of the biggest and most miserable complainers on here...By his own admission.

Really? How on Earth d'you work that one out? 😕

I'm a little ray of happy sunshine in an otherwise dark pit of despair, me. 😀
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There are some cats mixed in with those unicorns. If they were ordered online, they could actually be dogs not under control. I'm telling the mods. This is totally unacceptable.

the general reply seemed to be based around a concensus that this forum contains a bunch of bloody miserable buggers.

Doesn't exercising release endorphins or some such?

Is everyone just getting withdrawal symptoms from not having been out on a bike ride and getting tetchy and grumpy?

Tazzzzzy! You flipping cuttlefish! Who are you calling an idiot?! Eh?! I take my work here very seriously... very seriously indeed!

*Burns Tazzy's xmas card {I even sprayed some aftershave in it}*

Even if you did get the cat's they'd go and shit in peoples gardens, which is also completely unacceptable.
And don't get me started on the tossers who think that fairy horses are perfectly acceptable on bridleways. I nearly got taken out by one of those flapping wings.

Ah so that's who sent the whiffy card. Where did you find Hai Karate? The dog wouldn't chew that one when it came through the door but he did whimper!

There's someone in my head but it's not me.

Ian, you think the wings are dangerous? Isn't that bloody great spike on the front an offensive weapon? Isn't there a law against such things on bridalways? Should I inform the police or the local row officer?

Or is it okay if the fit a bell to it?

i get fed up with people riding unicorns that are too good for them, they ride them too slow and get in my way when i'm riding mine to the power of surf_mat. they dont deserve to own such nice unicorns and i can only assume they work in IT.

and dont get me started on CRC/wiggle, they sold me some grip tape that was too short for my unicorns spike.

I was thinking of getting a new dandy unicorn for Christmas, but I can't decide what colour to go for. I was thinking pastel pink or powder blue maybe. White's really pretty too but might not show up against the Christmas day snow.
What's your favourite dandy unicorn colour and why?

I thought only virgins could ride unicorns?

[eidt, sorry this is stw - ignore me]

Black. Super gnar. Extra trick with gun metal components on it.

i think you lot worry too much, think less, ride more. simple innit

Someone told me red ones are faster. Is this true?

spending 900pounds on new horseshoes will make you a better rider.

just dont spray them with a jetwash, it'll knock the grease out of their bearings 8O.... nobody likes an impotent unicorn!

Song and dance? try this. It's even got a bike in it!

This turned into a good thread 😆

to prove how awesome, here's a photo of me riding a shark:

No way! Was that before you jumped it?

just dont spray them with a jetwash, it'll knock the grease out of their bearings 8O.... nobody likes an impotent unicorn!

Couldn't disagree more, I've been washing mine with fairy liquid and my Karcher for months now and the bearings are still silky smooth...

unicorns are allergic to fairy washing up liquid.... its in the name.... its designed for fairies not unicorns!

you can tell how serious i am by my serious face 😐

this is the stuff you need;

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where can i buy such wonderment? my unicorn goes a bit mental when i get fenwicks in her eyes.

they do something for if your Unicorn is only slightly mucky and doesn't need scouring;

[url= http://www.unicornfibre.com/2fibre_wash.htm ]http://www.unicornfibre.com/2fibre_wash.htm[/url]

I got meself a Gnarrwhal. Aint no hooves on that B*tch.

I got meself a Gnarrwhal. Aint no hooves on that B*tch.

But don't you find running hoof-less a complete faff? Yes, you can get bogged down in daft 'what hooves for Sussex clay' type discussions with a unicorn but it's a hell of a lot simpler than the alternative...

😯

On behalf of the miserable, I'd like to bring some balance to this thread.

What was this thread about again?

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Unicorns are soooo last year darling. I'm currently rocking a gryphon, but hey, that's how I roll. Elf, are you still community leader? Leading community? Cheeky bad boy.

ever since the "incident" involving my gentleman's vegetables a dominatrix, two midgets a ferret and a bacon slicer I now have a unique horn 😉

Always Leading Community; I am Community Leader!