[Closed] This afternoon I've learned an important lesson.

Moderate the wasabi

Windows 8.1 needs [b]1.8 gigabytes [/b]of updates, directly after downloading from Microsoft Volume Licensing and installing. 😕

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[i]Windows 8.1 needs 1.8 gigabytes of updates[/i]

Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband 🙂

That house buying is a horrible process fraught with pitfalls, people wanting money for nothing and decisions to make which could have financially devestating consequences.

Oh and as a follow on Japanese is not the place to go when you are hungry unless you are on expenses

Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband

... and use standard desktop images and WSUS servers.

M&S Rhubarb and Custard iced buns

I've made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That's what replaceable screen covers are for.

I've made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That's what replaceable screen covers are for.

And waterproof phones you can just stick under a tap 🙂

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1st time round the park with the dog & me on the bike, he seems to think it pretty good fun

I've made a mental note of the buns, not fussed about my touch screen. That's what replaceable screen covers are for.

You could put five or six on each morning, then in an F1 style tear one off each time you eat a sticky bun during the day. You could be the Lewis Hamilton of eating cake.

You could be the Lewis Hamilton of eating cake.

Many a true word spoken in jest!

Or maybe a new username?

I learnt that using the knife to cut your 4 year old niece's cucumber with, after cutting scotch bonnets, has absolutely hilarious results.
(I did wash the knife between uses)

... that very large downloads seem to contain single bit errors which cause them to buggerup.

Oh, and Chrysler needs to improve their security!

I learned not to assume that an on-line job application will let you change some of your answers 15 minutes later.

[b]Sex?[/b] "Yes please, LOL"

.....tick tick tick.....

"Oh hell!"

Ha! I wish that's what I had done. Instead I made myself seem even duller than I actually am.

That if I'm going to go on a quick morning ride with 2000ft of climbing before work I a) need to eat more breakfast before I go and b) eat a lot more breakfast when I get back.

Instead I made myself seem even duller than I actually am.

[b]Sex[/b]? "*sigh* Not in a decade."

.....tick tick tick.....

"Oh hell!"

Always wash your hands after chopping chilli......don't wait till after you have a wee..........!!!

[b]Sex?[/b]
What's that?

Even when conditions are perfect there's no guarantee you'll catch some Mackerel.

Good job people with volume licences tend not to have capped broadband
... and use standard desktop images and WSUS servers.

Or have access to CTXchange as a charity, 3mb broadband (capped) between 6 of us and no lockdown on desktop images... 😆

I didn't learn until I had done it 3 times and my shin was bleeding that the pedals on my 29er SS spin back very easily

I learned how to update the CEO's sharepoint newsfeed email notification preferences using powershell. And also how much of a stink one "so-and-so is following you" email to said CEO can kick up. Talk about panic in a burning town.

Wear gloves when dying leather with professional dyes...