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She and the kids have sat in all day watching Dr Who 😯
I went for a bike ride with no other obligations.. 🙂
Organise absolutely [i]everything[/i], I'm barely capable of stumbling haphazardly into my next catastrophe..
I'm like an absent minded professor with practically no discernible professorial qualities, while she is like a super computer
She gave birth to my firstborn....whilst id give it a go i feel failure would be conclusive
Put up with me.
( which sounds like a standard attempt-at-humour reply, but is far, far more heartfelt and serious and just plain bloody grateful than that.)
Pee sitting down.
Well there's this one thing.
Well there's this one thing.
Apparently Michael Jackson had a rib removed...
Go to work everyday in a corporate environment, work loads of OT and be bloody good at her job. Polar opposite to me but she amazes me with her work ethic.
paint and draw
Unblocking the toilet.........by hand.
Look after mentally ill folks. I am a MTFU kind of person.
Run for more than 2 minutes without collapsing in a heap, let alone be competitive in marathons.
That and de-zit my back....
Balance a job, the house, kids , cleaning, washing, ironing and cooking. I just cant do any of that. I can walk the dog though.
Teach in a primary school
teaches autistic kids, has my utmost respect for that, needs full body armor some days
Watch X factor without hurling
Can fall asleep in seconds.
Can continually be surprised by repeatable shite on TV
Lets me in the back door
Mrs nobeer is a nurse at a hospice. Don't think I could do that tbh.
I'm in the same boat as Yunki on this. Without Zoe my life (and work - we teach in the same school) would be a chaotic mess. I'm pretty good at thinking and doing, but can't plan or organise for shit.
Look good in a dress... not something I can achieve despite many years of trying.
Wash
Cook
Clean
Love me
And what Samuri said about bloody repeats
Can't believe no one has said it 😮
Got another one.
Sit in a room which the thermostat says is 26 degrees C and say 'It's so cold in here'
Remember that 1 thing I actually did wrong, and then remind me constantly
Stoner too much info!
I would have thought it was putting up with the other mistress in your life - wood!
Samuri - are you me, or more accurately, are you with my wife?
Restrict herself to a single bike.
Has she just fallen asleep holding the TV controller in an iron grip forcing you to watch 'Surprise surprise'?
If so, then yes.
Well I was going to make a rib removal joke but Jamie beat me to it.
Instead;
mikemorini - Member
Pee sitting down.POSTED 1 HOUR AGO #
Really? You need to try it. I only stand up at the pub....
zumba
Look after kids as a nurse on a HDU ward.
Books all the holidays.
Pays the bills & does all the finance.
Picks the dog poo up.
Irons.
Has anyone mentioned blowjobs yet???
deal with the insides of Animals every day
think that most people are nice
She's currently incubating an alien life form, which frankly I rate as bring pretty clever and not something I could attempt.
Yoga.
Play candy crush challenge for hours and hours
Continually getting up with my little lad nearly every night for the last 9 months...no idea how she does it day after day.
Be a social worker for little thanks or money
Even after she's had a long hard day at work, she can still make me smile.
Love me. I'm genuinely difficult as people go, but she sees something in me that would make me run a mile.
Oh, and like horses.
plop_pants - Member
Unblocking the toilet.........by hand
Put a bin bag over the end of a mop and use as a plunger....... No need for poppy hands
Lists, any other sort of organising
That thing with her tongue. Tried it myself but just did my back in.
Put up with me. Make new friends anywhere, anytime. Get completely ratarsed without falling over or hurling.
"networking"
Speak Serbian.
Still love me after all the hell and stress we've had this year.
(I say love, tolerate might be closer!)
Enjoy listening to Michael Buble
get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn't sleep a wink.
Mine got the ECU fixed on my car with a single trip to a decent garage.
That thing with her tongue. Tried it myself but just did my back in
😆
not have a hobby to distract her from the mundanity of the daily grind.
get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn't sleep a wink.
I suspect that we need to have words. 😀
Support Bolton. There was a lot of swearing yesterday when they turned a 1 - 0 lead into a 3- 1 defeat in the space of 4 minutes, to leave them rooted to the bottom of the table. It's masochism! She will resume her usual ABU status this afternoon though, so Rooney and VP need to be on top of their game.
I'm with Yunki 100% on this one though. Without her organisational skills, and the ability to not ignore , or forget about, important stuff, my life would be chaos. I'd probably be unemployed and living under a railway bridge!
Oh... And listen to bloody awful 80's hair-rock!
Eat marzipan, listen to Robbie Williams and the baby thing. I could pretty much do the rest if i tried.
Things he can do that I couldn't:
-cycle his commute on aberdeenshire backroads in the path of oil barons trying to get to work in a hurry 🙁
-spend days, months, years fixing yet another landrover
-an 'ultramarathon'
Things I can do that he couldn't:
-put my feet round the back of my head...
Work a computer competently.
Talk for more than ten minutes on the phone.
Go for a night out and not come home slightly rat arsed.
Ride home after a night out without crashing.
Menstruate..... Although I did have haemorrhoids once which was perhaps a little similar....
Eat and apparently enjoy tripe, kidneys, heart, brains, and other bits.
And teach disabled kids, but I reckon the eating thing is more impressive.
Based on her performance this morning the obvious answer is that she can run a 10k in 46 minutes. With basically no running specific training (she is fit just not running fit). She did this with the attitude of "well, it's not that far and I'm prepared to be in pain for an hour if it means I get a good time".
Also, do any hobby without feeling the need to buy all the gear associated with it,
Binners, is your other half cap'n flashheart ?Oh... And listen to bloody awful 80's hair-rock!
Is Flashy a closet Bolton fan? I think we need to know
get into bed, fall asleep immediately, snore loudly for eight hours, then wake up and complain she didn't sleep a wink.
This ^^^^
Have an opinion on interior decoration... I've tried to give a rat's ass, but I just can't do it, and if I bluff I get caught out every time...
one of the questions she asks blokes at work is'' what is your prefered method of masturbation''
Mine can keep her entire family in order, make all the meals, generally run the household, and completely re-do (tear out old carpet, paint walls, and lay new floor) three bedrooms, all while 7 months pregnant.
Pee standing up
Oh, and get the cats to swallow tablets.
Oh, and get the cats to swallow tablets.
Is that even possible?
[i]one of the questions she asks blokes at work is'' what is your prefered method of masturbation'' [/i]
What's the general consensus?
Stitch kids up (she is an A & E doctor), I have always wanted to try but for some reason people won't let me have a go.
Oh and the whole work ethic thing, very dedicated, works hideous hours. Never got it myself.
She walks ALOT. If I visit even the Trafford centre I eye up the powered OAP chairs.
hora - Member
If I visit the Trafford centre I eye up the OAP's.
Think that's closer to the truth 😉
Mine goes caving a lot.
And climbing.
Not for me. Scary stuff, sooner be hurtling down some track over rubble and stuff! 😀
Finds dead things - humans, animals - interesting. The more gory, the better.
(Forensic anthropology)
I don't really have the stomach for it...