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"I'm wearing (compression) tights under my jeans"


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:13 pm
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are they comfortable?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:15 pm
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Nope. I just went and took them off.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:16 pm
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Just the thong now then?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:19 pm
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Heh 🙂 I went out to dinner with a friend wearing my compression tights under tight skinny jeans. 3 courses at my favourite Italian later, I had to take my compression tights off as the skinny jeans over the top was just too much!

PS, you are back now?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:21 pm
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Not far off, some skimpy CK briefs that keep riding up my crack.

Not really Dirty... I'm someone else. Or I was going to be but they don't let you have spaces in usernames anymore... how rubbish is that?!


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:21 pm
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"I'm wearing your compression tights under my jeans"


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:21 pm
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apparently it's not a good idea to admit you are a homosexual if you are a premier club footballer!


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:31 pm
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"I'm wearing your jeans under his compression tights"


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:33 pm
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'Ere TSY, sorry unrelated, but you seen this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b01cywtq

[i]research which suggests many of us could benefit from just three minutes of high intensity exercise a week.[/i]


 
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research which suggests many of us could benefit from just three minutes of high intensity exercise a week.

better increase the effort in the bedroom then if i need to do 3 minutes a week!


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:38 pm
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Is that 3 more minutes of exercise? Meaning I can benefit by doing just 3 more minutes? What about if I do 6 more?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:40 pm
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CK briefs that keep riding up my crack

it called a russian.....


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:42 pm
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better increase the effort in the bedroom then if i need to do 3 minutes a week!

You'll never finish decorating it at that rate. Or are we talking about another sort of DIY?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:44 pm
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So should I tell my colleagues I've got a Russian riding up my crack?

Cheers for that Debz. I'm going to smash it down the gym tonight then go and research with bottle of red.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:45 pm
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DIY 🙂


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:47 pm
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That I post on a MTB forum


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:49 pm
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I speak to strange beardy men on the internet and meet them in forests in the dark for a good ride.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:54 pm
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"that I'm wearing yo' mama's compression tights under your kid sister's jeans"


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:56 pm
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TSY - had comp tights on the other day under a suit and there was a weird sound sitting down on a leather chair for a meeting!! Got them on now as well!!

But back to the OP - that you waste hours of company time and money posting on STW?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:56 pm
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What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer like the control pants ladeez wear?


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 2:59 pm
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What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer ?

Dolphinately.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:03 pm
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I've just ordered some cheap tights from Red Venom. I'll wear them for work if you're telling me it's alright.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:05 pm
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that I'm wearing yo' mama's compression tights under your kid sister's jeans

ride a fixie by any chance? 😉


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:06 pm
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Weirdly not wearing compression tights but am wearing CK!

*hi fives pants buddy*


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:11 pm
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CK? I didn't know Chris King made knickers. I must nip to Aspire Velotech and get some.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:15 pm
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I didn't know Chris King made knickers.

Extremely noisy, apparently

PARP!


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:18 pm
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What is the porpoise of comp tights? Do they make you appear slimmer ?

Dolphinately.

😀


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:19 pm
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I didn't know Chris King made knickers.
Extremely noisy, apparently
PARP!

But beautifully sealed and lubricated


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 3:32 pm
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Dolphinately.

But beautifully sealed

\o/


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 4:47 pm
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Was in the pub with a mate the other night. Some bloke I didn't know says, "oh, hello!" to my mate and they start chatting.

When he leaves, I ask "oh, who was that then?" Mate says, "oh, he's a neighbour, we meet in the woods most mornings."

😯

Turns out, he's a fellow dog-walker.


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 4:53 pm
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"I'm wearing her CK pants under his compression tights under your sister's jeans.

And they chafe."


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 5:26 pm
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its a russian because its rushin up yer....


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 7:06 pm
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Just this week in work the 'Book Man' arrived with a box full of reading matter and gifts for staff to buy/order. 'Who the heck would want a folding shovel?' my colleague asked.

😳 Mine's broken too . . . 😳


 
Posted : 24/02/2012 10:22 pm

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