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So I glanced at another thread where there seemed to be some consensus that we never reach consensus here, after someone suggesting that a controversial topic might be worth discussion so we could all air our views and end up agreeing.
What things have we managed to agree on?
Disc brakes are best for mountain bikes I think we have agreement on.
Bombers are the best weapon for defending one's home and family.
Er, Hitler was bad?
Anything else?
Hitler was just misunderstood and with all the press against him it's hardly fair 😉
At one point I think we all agreed it was 2018 (well within the margin of error)
Cats are not compatible with Sudocrem.
Arses are not compatible with Picolax.
Inexplicably damp shoes should be regarded with suspicion.
The forum update didn't go smoothly.
If you want a seat upgrade, wear the shoes.
Shoes are for weeing in. And weeing in only.
Bombers are the weapon of choice for 'owning' people with.
Joe Cocker's dead.
It was a baby Robin.
(I think. Looks a bit stark put like that.) Whatever, this thread was Godwinned in the OP.
[i]TheBrick wrote:[/i]
The forum update didn’t go smoothly.
I think you'll find it went exactly as expected
Anyway I think I have one that I can get broad agreement on:
We like arguing
Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, at least it's an ethos.
I think we've got pretty close to agreeing that 96 BCD can **** off. And that news stories in all caps are pretty pathetic
Louise was a mistake.
[quote="aracer"]
Anyway I think I have one that I can get broad agreement on:
We like arguing
No we don't!
We like arguing
I don’t
edit.
i don’t even more than tj doesn’t
yes you do
Yes you do!
How can you say that? You couldn't be more wrong....
Edit: We can also agree that two people will always make the same obvious joke within seconds of each other and that one of them will look like a diddy because they were 6 seconds too slow.
Now I don’t know who to selectively quote
Maybe to avoid an argument I should unselectively quote everyone.
what can possibly go wrong
hings we have agreed on here
philjuniorMember
So I glanced at another thread where there seemed to be some consensus that we never reach consensus here, after someone suggesting that a controversial topic might be worth discussion so we could all air our views and end up agreeing.What things have we managed to agree on?
Disc brakes are best for mountain bikes I think we have agreement on.
Bombers are the best weapon for defending one’s home and family.
Er, Hitler was bad?
Anything else?
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Hitler was just misunderstood and with all the press against him it’s hardly fair 😉At one point I think we all agreed it was 2018 (well within the margin of error)
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GrahamSSubscriber
Cats are not compatible with Sudocrem.Arses are not compatible with Picolax.
Inexplicably damp shoes should be regarded with suspicion.
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TheBrickMember
The forum update didn’t go smoothly.Posted 51 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
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If you want a seat upgrade, wear the shoes.Posted 44 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
MrSparkleMember
Shoes are for weeing in. And weeing in only.Bombers are the weapon of choice for ‘owning’ people with.
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Joe Cocker’s dead.Posted 21 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
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It was a baby Robin.Posted 21 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
johnx2Member
(I think. Looks a bit stark put like that.) Whatever, this thread was Godwinned in the OP.Posted 20 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
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aracerSubscriber
TheBrick wrote:The forum update didn’t go smoothly.
I think you’ll find it went exactly as expected
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aracerSubscriber
Anyway I think I have one that I can get broad agreement on:We like arguing
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Say what you like about the tenets of national socialism, at least it’s an ethos.I think we’ve got pretty close to agreeing that 96 BCD can **** off. And that news stories in all caps are pretty pathetic
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Louise was a mistake.Posted 7 minutes ago REPLY | REPORT
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aracer wrote:
Anyway I think I have one that I can get broad agreement on:We like arguing]/quote]
No we don’t!
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We like arguingI don’t
edit.
i don’t even more than tj doesn’t
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yes you doPosted 1 minute ago REPLY | REPORT
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Yes you do!How can you say that? You couldn’t be more wrong….
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Now I don’t know who to selectively quotePosted 16 seconds ago EDIT | REPLY | REPORT
Ooooh. Far less went wrong than I imagined- has something been fixed?
Not the forum..
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maccruiskeen
Is that like a fashion icon, but moar betterer?
Dog poo is bad.
Bikes are good.
£500 +VAT is a more difficult number to arrive at than you would assume.
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Ooooh. Far less went wrong than I imagined- has something been fixed?
The clocks were set to BST.
I think you’ll find it went exactly as expected
That statement doesn't contradict my original statement.
Badgers are not very good at tubeless.
A Volvo is always for sale.
Silent clutch hubs are not always for sale.
Whatever it is, it always costs £500+vat.
TJ does not know when to step away.
No we don’t!
That's not an argument, it's just contradiction.
So we're all agreed, traps are gay.
😀
That’s not an argument, it’s just contradiction.
I'm sorry, Your five minutes are up. I'm not allowed to argue anymore......
We can agree that if anyone that asks about possibly reducing the weight of their bike they will be assured that having a poo before they ride will provide better results.
That orange 5's look like a filing cabinet that has fallen down a mountain and then been painted garishly by blind special needs clowns.
Is that like a fashion icon, but moar betterer?
Its like a fashion icon except moar Lenny Henry.
We can agree that if anyone that asks about possibly reducing the weight of their bike they will be assured that having a poo before they ride will provide better results.
It depends. I've run out of toilet roll.
Postie Rich is a double hard bastard, cycling 80 miles offroad over mountainous terrain to bivi in sub zero conditions.
Cotic bikes are generally awesome.
The Peak District is named after a tribe of people rather that the fact it is a district full of peaks.
Conti Vert Pro
It depends. I’ve run out of toilet roll.
In fairness sometimes I don't find myself able to poo on demand and planning ride's around my poo's can also be problematic. I also don't always pass stools of the same size, I find eating the same diet everyday to ensure consistency a bit of a bind, so I'm not sure my poo's always provide maximum weight saving potential. If only there was an alternative?
Conti Vert Pro
Old skool, I like it.
If only there was an alternative?
Coffee and a cigarette x2 for breakfast.
You'll poop.
McMoonter log pile envy.
Riding bikes is fun.
[quote="bigyinn"] TJ does not know when to step away.
I disagree. I have been soooooooooooo much better
Oh. I have just fallen into a negative logic circle from which there is no escape. Help 😉
I don’t find myself able to poo on demand and planning ride’s around my poo’s can also be problematic. I also don’t always pass stools of the same size, I find eating the same diet everyday to ensure consistency a bit of a bind,
Weirdo
It DOES look like a Session. (Copyright PinkBike comments)
Posting pictures is easy.
Posting pictures is not easy.
Capitalism is bad and inherently flawed.
Wood burners are bad your health and the environment.
Cycle helmets should be compulsory.
You only need one bike.
Some wheel sizes are betterer.
Steel is real.
Brad and Froomey are British.
The forum update [s]didn’t go smoothly[/s] is due soon. Is it 2012 all ready?
Louise was a mistake.
The forum update didn’t go smoothly.
I sincerely hope that ST haven't employed a Developer called Louise.
90% of you love Cotic.
Joe Cocker hasn't been too well lately.
Trump's a **** and so is ninfan
Singlespeeders are the envy of everyone on here
All (other) drivers are clueless wonks
We're a bunch of middle class whiney cockbags
Pie can be *anything* as long as it features a bit of pastry somewhere
Dave Hinde has great customer service.
On One will never have a sale
Perchy is pinker than a panther
Binners is sponsored by Greggs
If you ride a 5 you must own an Audi
Trousers from Hebden Bridge are bad mmmmkay
Friday is Kylie Day
That your going to have to check you're grammar betterer.
That your going to have to check you’re grammar betterer.
Grammer.
Grammer.
Ooops, silly me! 🙂