[Closed] Things that you really want yet can never have?

To have met Miss Houns 20 years ago. Would have saved her from the next 17 years with a vile, abusive, controlling bully

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WebM support!

Boobies.

my youth.

Defender 90 JE Engineering Saluki http://www.jeengineering.co.uk/je-super-defenders/je-defender-saluki
Tesla P85S http://www.teslamotors.com/en_GB/models/design

A degree
A full head of hair, so's I could have it long again.
Pics of NoBeer's boobies

An injury free body

Scarlett Johansson 😀

Why can't you have a degree?
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Seriously, there's always the OU and they're really good quality 🙂

Edit:

Scarlett Johansson

After an incredibly tedious day at work today I have decided to do an OU degree. It's not a spur of the moment thing, I've been thinking about it for a few months.

A waist

Corset?

i) to know my father a bit better (or at all for that matter)

ii) to give my 18 year old self such a kick up the arse he'd be seeing stars for a week!

northernmatt -
Beat me to it!!
Man, she is fine.

Awsum Skillz

Good health.

Oh, and two twenty year old girlfriends.

Time travel, so I can go back and witness historical events and forwards for the same reasons.
or a first print of this
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After an incredibly tedious day at work today I have decided to do an OU degree. It's not a spur of the moment thing, I've been thinking about it for a few months.

What one? I've been looking at those.

Mine:

Kaley Cuoco:

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A boss who is'nt an enormous tw#twaffle.

that looks a bit heavy so i'll add Julianne Moore to my list 😉

Rorschach - Member

A boss who isn't an enormous tw#twaffle.

+1000 I would be happy if was only I that thought he had gold star cocklobster status but every person who has met him said either "weird" or "t*at"

carol vorderman please

A harem so big that it would shame none other than Genghis Khan himself.

I'd really like a cannabis plantation in my attic.. I got quite into the science if cultivating good strains in a previous life but unfortunately I don't smoke the stuff any more and neither do I have any desire to break the law

My dad back. I could have done with his advice this last year and miss him a great deal. I'd also like both my baby girls to have gone full term but, like my dad, you can't bring back the dead.

Enough time to enjoy my family and friends without feeling guilty about what I could, or should, be doing instead.

To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

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Rachael Riley

And if she has a sister, her too 🙂

A spaceship.

No, wait... two spaceships, so I won't have to go without whilst one is being fixed.

Ok ok, a huge harem in a spaceship.

So basically a b-movie 1960's sci fi.

A project car and time to "play" with it...or Kelly Brook

To have first tried masturbating on an empty bus not the 08:30 to Leeds

An empty mind.

To masturbate on the bus without being judged.

I found the first step to achieving this is to try and only masturbate on buses that you're not supposed to be driving. If you manage that then people will still be judgemental, but significantly less so.

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No wait, can I change mine?

A spaceship with ever so slightly bigger wheels and a tapered flux capacitor.

Wordnumb,

Slightly bigger wheels how; width or diameter?...would a belt driven ti spaceship be a step to far?

I hadn't even considered one of the spaceships being a fatty. So I'll be needing three spaceships, at least three... because it's always good to have a pub spaceship you're not worried about leaving parked in a dodgy orbit.

A fleet of spaceships, that's what I want.

Ferrari 458 Speciale Aperta - 499 made and all for collectors 🙁

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The question is quite dark so.
Bitter version all the money I spent on my xwife back when you add up the tedious holidays the entire contents of every next directory and the split I would be as rich as Croecus.
Bitter sweet version my dad to have lived to meet my second wife and son so he could see how happy I am now.

The pension I was promised and have paid for when I joined the fire service

World peace, the end to starvation and religious hatred, everyone to get along, Scarlet Johansson.....

Back off Stewartc , she is mine!! 😈

So -

votes for World Peace - 1 [was it?]
votes for other stuff/things - 1 or 2 each.
votes for Scarlett Johannson - uhh, 4? I'm losing count.

That explains a lot about the state of the world.

Time machine and teleportation, add in being able to be in 2 places at once. Failing that all the cool stuff from iain m banks culture's sc bods.

Failing that hindsight

In reality one thing but I'm keeping that a secret.

I'm keeping that a secret

No you're not. It's Scarlett again, isn't it?

Kelly brook and nigella wrestling in bikinis in a bouncy castle covered in chocolate sauce.

and a dozen motorbikes.

and a lottery win.

and be richard branson.
..

Has anyone done 'World peace?'

Yes, its up there next to Scarlet Johansson.

^ so basically the answer to everything is Scarlett Johansson.

Result.

Poor lass. No pressure, then!

Pfft, you'd go for Scarlett, whilst Jessica Alba is still breathing?

Rachael Riley

And if she has a sister, her too

I would be happy with Lisa Riley 😀

😐

marky29er - Member

I would be happy with Lisa Riley

You have issues........ serious issues....

Laura Trott 🙂

One of these.

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1. To have a workable brazen bull?
2. Dear Leader status ... absolutely ...

Can't think of other things at the moment ...

I want a light sabre. Nothing else will do.

They're starting to look quite realistic now JCL.

Can I have please have a spaceship that can travel both through time and space. Oh and Scarlett to look after my collection of lightsabers.

To take my dad to the pub for a beer just once more

To be buying, not eternally renting...

Style.

And a shipping container of used non-sequential £20 notes.

Spaceship, yeah go on then.

mind control - like a jedi but will work on everyone, lets face it, way more useful than flying

and with it I would achieve most of the above including Scarlett

A time machine. So I can be first in the Scarlett queue

Scarlett johannson ? BOBFOC.

Ok so maybe a little unfair, but....

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No makeup shot, sent to me by my friend who is an admirer of hers.

Dunno man, dunno.

Anyway, I suppose I'll cast votes for:

*World peace
And [I may actually get this:]
*Safe operation of the QPI link on my Xeon at 1.315V allowing me to hit 4.4GHz plus 🙂

And

*A custom, brazed-up, transparent-and-tinted-metallic-red lacquered finish Reynolds 953 Blue Pig Mk1 Geometry Frame with U-Turn Ti Coil forks, a seriously lightweight dropper post, 200mm Formula brakes and a front vented disc, 24 steel spoke rims and a Roholff 14Speed Mk2 hub with a range about the same as 3x10. All weighing about 25lbs or less. Delivered, for free [by [s]Scarlett Johannson[/s] MissStripes]

Amen.

Time, more in total and more free time.

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I , personally don't think of women as "things". But then I have been brainwashed by this website for a while now.

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