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...when someone texts you asking for you to "give me a call". You've got my number, why can't you call me??!!
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Blokes that can't f#cking aim when using the toilet! Have you got tiny cocks, are bloody slobs, or in some other way physically challanged?
I have friends for whom it's awkward for them to answer the phone at work sometimes...whereas I can answer the phone anytime I want. So If it's nothing urgent, I text them to give me a call when it's convenient for them.
people, just about all of them
Guys...stop drinking strong coffee after lunchtime, OK?
good ol' grumpytrackworld
People who fart just before you leave a room. Why can't they just hold it in for 20 more seconds?
where's the fun in that, it's the best time to do it if you can't wait until you're in a lift/bus/car
women and children
Cats too 👿
+1 for people
I'll add everything else into the mix as well. Especially when they disturb me from doing what ever it is I'm doing at any particular time.
People that pull out in front of me from a side road as though they're in a mad rush (causing me to have to brake) only for them then do 20 in a 30 or 30 in a 40. Gahhh if you're going to cut out in front of me at least drive at the speed limit afterwards.
women... mostly those that i'd like to, but can't have...
People who insist on practically sitting on you on the train and who then proceed to talk loudly about f-all all the way to the end. Especially if they stink.
(It happened this morning).
The cliched - "I won't order any chips, I'll just have a couple of yours"
No you f*cking well won't, get your own! 👿
Slugs and snails, they make stalking nekid and limbless woman very difficult.
The greaseproof style bog roll i had to use at school(a long time ago)
The greaseproof style bog roll i had to use at school(a long time ago)
That awful stuff that doesn't wipe your arse clean it just moves the sh1t around a bit? Horrid but not as bad as the sandpaper you get given by Staffordshire county council in the loos there for staff.
Izal Medicated - (not) the schoolboys (or gals) friend. 🙂
People that say "uh-huh" when you have thanked them for something.
People +200
Including myself - tosser
My dishwasher breaking on Monday!
Freezer broke down some time last week and we had to throw out 2 bin bags full of (mostly) edible food
People that pull out in front of me from a side road as though they're in a mad rush (causing me to have to brake) only for them then do 20 in a 30 or 30 in a 40. Gahhh if you're going to cut out in front of me at least drive at the speed limit afterwards.
This. Proper boils my piss. It's a minicab favourite.
...everything annoys me!
and I cant do nout about it.
parcelforce
People that don't reply to e-mails after you've sent them money for parts.......
That anti-piracy software theft ad at the start of DVDs.
I mean you've BOUGHT or rented the f***ing thing already haven't you so you're not supporting piracy are you?
Now if you've got a dodgy knock off disc or you've downloaded it or whatever you're not going to get the ad are you? Because the Pirates won't have copied that bit will they? Or the sodding FBI warning!
It makes you want to buy ripped off discs or download stuff so you DON'T get the bloody ads.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGHH!
This morning's list:
My new passive aggressive neighbour, who needs at least 3 spaces to park her stupit little Kah, and this morning had the temerity to leave an anonymous note on the outside door asking us to close it. I have knocked on her door twice this week when I knew she was in COS I SAW HER, to discuss the door issue, and some mail redirection issues created by her dippy landlady. No answer. I am designing a sign saying "Please don't leave anonymous notes on the door for your neighbours, it's rude".
Middle aged wifies on the bus who spread their hundreds of bags across the BEST SEAT (well for people who get bus-sick) then snuffle and grump and sigh when you ask to sit there, but don't actually say anything. I had a speech all prepared. I'll get to say it one day. (Why do old Wifies need so many bags ? Is it to hold all their Tena Lady pants ??)
And last of all people who fly-tip boxes of files in ones secure storage area. I know who it was the boxes have your name on ! Retain in the round archive for those, I never signed for them.
Thanks, that feels much better.
I am [b]designing[/b] a sign saying "Please don't leave anonymous notes on the door for your neighbours, it's rude".
eh?
Do you think you might come home to an anoymous note saying your sign was over-designed and too complicated to read?
That would bring my piss to near boiling temperature so it would
People who cycle really really slowly yet insist on wriggling past everyone at the traffic lights so when the lights change everyone has to overtake them, then they do it again at the next set of lights. IF YOU'RE SLOW - STAY AT THE BACK !!!
Just been charged £9:90 for a reverse charges telephone call (via an operator) from a public phone box that lasted 1m:38s (son out on a bike ride with no mobile or money had to ring home in an emergency)- BT are just a money gathering machine!!
People that say 'simples' at the end of a statement.
BBSB - so my sign will have worked then ! (and it is based on the wording of the aforementioned statement of passive agression, so I was goinf for irony).