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[Closed] These Crocs? Why yes, yes they are.

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https://www.businessinsider.com/kfc-crocs-sold-out-less-than-half-an-hour-after-launch-2020-7?r=US&IR=T

Crocs are evil. This is next level evil.

I say we take off and nuke the entire planet from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:10 pm
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Who would actually wear that, surely even the yanks have more taste


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:18 pm
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Poopscoop left for his SDW-in-a-day attempt one day too early - he'd have been onto this idea like a flash. 🙂


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:20 pm
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^ Go have a look at people of walmart and you'll get your answer


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:20 pm
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^ Go have a look at people of walmart and you’ll get your answer

Ok I take your point.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:23 pm
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I think this is a cry for help from CFH, he's probably ordered a pair and now has buyers remorse...


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:30 pm
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I love my RealTree Camo Crocs, everyone else hates them, which is one of the reasons why i love them.  Great for camping and doing mucky jobs as you can just hose them off.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:30 pm
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Are the chicken drumsticks part of the shoe, or placed on top for advertising reasons?


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:31 pm
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Crocs are great but KFC is food of the devil


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:33 pm
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The OP doth protest too much, another shoe thread, it's a fetish I tell thee.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:34 pm
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Haven't worn anything other than Reef Phantoms since lock down started! (Not counting bike shoes and very occasional gardening in old trainers! )


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:43 pm
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Except the piss-slippers obviously.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:47 pm
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1. Googles "Reef Phantoms"

2. Wishes that I hadn't bothered.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 1:59 pm
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Haven’t worn anything other than Reef Phantoms since lock down started!

Good Lord man, at least put on a pair of shorts, no butler should have to see something as misshapen as that.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 2:21 pm
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Crocs, much like bow ties, are amazing if you are either :

a) Under 7

b) Over 70

(Also, Ultralight trekking and need a camp/stream crossing shoe or being a chef/medical professional)


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 3:11 pm
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Are the chicken drumsticks part of the shoe, or placed on top for advertising reasons?

I too need to know the answer to this question? Are they real drumsticks or some sort of chicken based tassel? Oh and why, just in general?


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:15 pm
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I'd wear them, and I wouldn't waste a moment of my life justifying it to anyone.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:25 pm
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I wonder if they taste like chicken?


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:39 pm
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Crocs are great, originally purchased mine for camping and popping to the loo in the night they have become my most used footwear.

Don’t knock em until you have tried them


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:41 pm
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I can’t believe nobody is discussing that People of Walmart link. **** me that is terrifying,


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:44 pm
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Toe lickin’ good


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 8:57 pm
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I've eaten alligator.

Tasted like chicken.


 
Posted : 29/07/2020 9:22 pm
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Want. Just need knee high socks to match.


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 2:46 am
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I’ve eaten alligator.

Tasted like chicken.

Croc had a go at me once.
I ran away.
It must have thought I was chicken. 🙂
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(Just about shat myself)


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 7:23 am
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Those things are a celebration

Take:

Crocs are not not biodegradable and cannot be recycled with other plastics.

**** YEAH!

Add a little magic dust

And what have you got? A whole lotta **** YEAH! Take THAT, Commies.

(PSA - Lidl have some 100% recycled trainers this last week. Made from plastic waste reclaimed from beaches and oceans)


 
Posted : 30/07/2020 9:17 am

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