[Closed] The worst song in The World.

U2 post Rattle and Hum. Takeyour pick.

I don't think I've ever heard that one. Lady In Red must be among the most nauseating though.

anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

Anything that's aimed at todays teenage generation. All as bad as each other.
Leona Lewis' cover version of Run is pretty awful along with Mark Ronsons murdered version of 'Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before' 👿

"Wind of Change" by Scorpions

That one that's got the wobbly Autotune voice, what's it called?

...aah, that's all of them now.

Agadoo surely.

Anything on Singletrack Mark's iPod.

Anything by Tony Blackburn, Terry Wogan and Rolf Harris has to be up there !!

Girls Just Want to Have Fun, Cyndi Leper.

Make me want to kill people.

Poker Face is a recent entry

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That Wet Wet Wet song - Love is all around me. Makes me want to punch the radio/tv

Long haired lover from Liverpool - Little Jimmy Osmond [who has strangely morphed into a middle aged Cilla Black]

Its the one I'd take to a desert island as a reminder that, when the rescue ship comes over the horizon, you don't HAVE to go back.

Nobody has even mention Rick Astley yet!!!

'Never gonna give you up'

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

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Bit like one of those Al Qaeda beheading videos I imagine - something so awful you wished you'd never watched it.

The song they play on Dutch radio.

In fact maybe it isn't just one song, but a load of similar songs, for the land where the mullet never died.

Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

LOL, really weird watching that shite.. 😆

Take your pick

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....or a baseball bat, piece of 4x2, brush steele......

Roper;

FFS, how did you know about it in the first place ?

You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis 😥

Roper, I take it back. Elton's Tiny Dancer is the 2nd worst song in the history of time and space.

Hot Potato, Hot Potato... sticks in your head like chewing gum in the hair of a child.

roper, that is a pretty impressive pile of shite. I somehow managed to last for a staggering thirty nine seconds before I switched it off.

I've always thought this to be the worst song ever...

classic Euro trash.

every song ever done by black sabbath and iron maiden..

Celine Dion doing that one from Titanic, makes me feel physicaly sick 👿

You don't want to know. Lets just say I have to hear it on a regular basis

Arrghh why did I open that link? Can't get that ****ing song out of my head now.

Euro-trash, you say? I think this is the definition of Euro-trash:

that wet wet wet song was by some 60's band originally. REM also convered it round about 1990. Both versions rather a lot more listenable.

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has to be his biggest ball of cheese.

For me, 'Angels' by Robbie Williams really makes my skin crawl. Oh and that god-forsaken version of 'seasons in the sun' buy westlife too.

DrJ,

Fantastic, we had friends at the time who, were so proud that they could do the birdie song dance... I mean yrs ago.. how innocent it all seemed then...

Shaddap 'a' you face. Can't/don't want to remember who it was by, (actually just thought of it: Joe Dolche), just a horrid pop non-song.

James Blunt, the only man to be his own rhyming slang.

And I speak from personal experience there.....

Anything R&B and Michael Bolton.

Pan pipe Moods.....

i worked on a very drab welding parts counter in Rushden, with the Pan Pipes Hits of the beatles on loop.

It was a dark time

Mull of Kintyre is one dreadful dirge

Good to see Elton john making a few appearances, and that Robbie Williams shitbag.
I Will Survive makes me turn the radio off everytime. Oh there's hundreds of others I can't think of at the mo.

[i] racefaceec90 - Member
anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!) [/i]

That offends me. Radio 1 still has Mary Anne Hobbs, Huw Stephens, Rob Da Bank, The Essential mix, and more. Just cos daytime R1 is rubbish doesn't mean the whole station is. You obviously don't miss JP that much or you'd still be seeking out new stuff on those shows. [/rant over]

"Touch me in the morning" by Diana Ross.

My father had only three cassettes in the car for a 3 week trip around France when I was a kid.
Diana Ross's Greatest hits,
A badly recorded tape of phil collins (shudder)
and an album by supertramp.

It was a very very very long trip, I still have nightmares!

anything played on radio 1(man i miss john peel!!!)

Miss the Friday Rock Show with Tommy Vance more

my parents were Carpenters fans, "shoobi doo lang lay"

ffs

anything by that ****ing la roux

there is only 1 song that makes me want to shoot myself

1 - 'constant craving' by K.D Lang i if ever saw her in the street i would steal a car and run her over

on the shopfloor in work they have radio2 on all day and they must play the above fekin song everyday!!

aaaaaaannnnnnddd eyeyeyeyeyeyeye willlllllll allwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyys
loooooooooooooooooovvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeee yooooooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Whitney Euston

😆 Bassspine !

"lady in red" by that Irish freak, makes me want to vomit

This f*cking song

Another one by Elton....

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As if I'm gonna click a link to something Sh1t! You'll have to say what it is.

How about Bryan Adams - Everything I do.. well, everything he's done actually.

"lady in red" by that Irish freak, makes me want to vomit

I used to work at as a roadie back in the eighties. I was doing the stage for Chris De Burgh at the NEC. His tour manager came to brief the crew before hand, telling us that "Mr De Burgh didn't speak to the crew". On entering the stage for sound check he was met with a Brummie accented roadie, shouting " Oi, Crispy Burger, ya w@nker".

Priceless.

"Smell yo dick" by Riskay

Real classy stuff.

'light my fire' by will young. Nominated not only by the galaxial divide between it and the original but also by the incomprehensible warbling and the gargantuan misinterpration for a song that's about screwing the man.

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You have to grit your teeth and listen to the bit at the end.

Nuff said.

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Anything that is emitted from the 12" Subs of any passing Corsa/Saxo (other Chavmobiles are available)

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after thinking for a while about this, i came to the conclusion that i can't answer it as there must be hundreds of thousands of absolutely shocking songs in existence and even narrowing it down to a dozen or so, i can't single out one as being worse than the rest...
but all of this "electro" sh!te is pretty dismal though.

[i]misinterpration for a song that's about screwing the man. [/i]

Maybe Will thought he was in the best position to sing such a song...?

When any of the following come on the radio, i have to leave the building....
Freebird
Stairway to heaven
Layla
Hotel California
and more recently that Amy Macdonald song.....you know the one! 😈

Good choices Reluctant.

American Pie. I f*^&ing hate that song.

The Smiths Morrissey what a ****t Surely I am not the only person who wanted to throw a copy of Catcher in the rye at him (wrapped in a brick) and beat him sensless with his flowers whilst ironically quoting Oscar Wilde to him. I may have digressed into bands you hate rather than songs.

and more recently that Amy Macdonald song.....you know the one!

Actually, I don't, but please don't take that as meaning I want to know...

Just wait until early November. All the above will pale into insignificance in the face of dozens of the worst songs in the world about Christmas (especailly those "charity" ones)

Anything by Alanis Morrisette

My work'mate' Ian managed to epoxy the tape into the tape deck for a whole ski season - saved only when the whole unit was put through the (closed) window one night when someone snapped. Ian - if you are reading this and you might be because you did mtb a lot and had a beautiful chas roberts frame with pace forks - i hate you for getting it stuck in there with your sticky fingers. wnkr.

Anything going BOOM BOOM BOOM out of a 15 year old corsa with a boot full of speakers. Also Madonnas last 15 years output.

Not a song as such - but that "jingle" they use for Yellow Pages - 118 24 7 - wonder if they have gun suppliers listed - I'd shot the f****r who wrote that pile of crap!! 👿 😈

colnagokid - Member

Celine Dion doing that one from Titanic, makes me feel physicaly sick

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jimster - Member

Not a song as such - but that "jingle" they use for Yellow Pages - 118 24 7 - wonder if they have gun suppliers listed - I'd shot the f****r who wrote that pile of crap!!

if we're doing adverts too how about....

moon pig

we buy any car
we buy any car
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Bet you can't watch at all the way through. I couldn't.

Many of my most hated artists have been mentioned already, but I particularly loathe any of that Celine Dion, Whitney Huston, Beyonce Knowles wailing crap.
Jesus! There's a melody there - stick to it ffs!!!! Save the showing off for auditions!
I've no love for R&B / Urban either and the sexist, status craving, bling bling attitude it promotes. WTF is society coming to?

I also hate all Motown, Soul & Country & Western,

And Franz Ferdinand...
And Razorlight...
And Level 42...
And Mika...
And Morrisey...

I could go on and on.

Better stop now as I'm getting wound up! for someone with a really broad taste in music, I certainly seem to detest an awful lot of it too...

There's no way I could pick one worst song, although the Titanic theme and I Will Always Love You are right up there!

John Lennon's 'Imagine'. No thanks.

DezB.to be honest i haven't listened to radio 1 at night for a long time,so was being a bit judgemental,but i still stand by what i said,on their daytime slot!!!

My work'mate' Ian managed to epoxy the tape into the tape deck for a whole ski season - saved only when the whole unit was put through the (closed) window one night when someone snapped. Ian - if you are reading this and you might be because you did mtb a lot and had a beautiful chas roberts frame with pace forks - i hate you for getting it stuck in there with your sticky fingers. wnkr.

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You can dismiss whole genres of music as being "The worst song you ever heard"?
FAIL.

An elderly neighbour of mine recently caused a scene by attempting to throttle a local youth after a 6 hour sustained attack of R&B. The youth's father almost helped him.

There has been no more R&B on our street since.

Sweeping generalisation #2

All R&B is shyte.
All R&B artists are wife beaters.

Come on Eileen - guaranteed to spoil every wedding and party. The Mrs has learnt to hide any blunt instruments when it comes on, lest I bludgeon the DJ to death.

everything that Simon Cowell has been involved with. Yep I know that the sh1t sells millions but that makes it worse cause of all the idiots out there who buy it.

You can dismiss whole genres of music as being "The worst song you ever heard"?
FAIL.

😀 Fair dos!

I didn't really mean it 100%, but I can't relate to and don't enjoy those genres and I hate the fact that I'm subjected to the horrors of local radio at work, where the majority of music played is R&B / Urban stuff. It annoys the hell out of me that stations broadcast such a narrow spectrum of music, when there's tons of new, cutting edge music form all manner of genres that could be getting an airing!

That's better 🙂

I mean, Missy Elliott's urban and she's done some amazing stuff (couldn't think of anyone more current at that moment). Then you have stuff like JML or whatever those knobs are called... and I see your point.

I've got one of Missy's albums actually DezB. Bought on the strength of the singles. Unfortunately most of the rest of it was pretty much filler, but I'll concede that she does some very good songs!

Tiny Dancer - Elton John

Bloody awful.

Have to disagree. I quite like Elton Johns early stuff, especially "Your Song".
Anyone calls me gay gets a contract on their head.

^ Gay. er that's pointing at me.. so. Gay ^

When i was a kid,my folks only had about two/three tapes for around 5 years, Barbara Dickson and Roger Whittaker and Don Williams, 5 years , only tapes................... 😯