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The Wife Just Txt... She Had An Accident

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As per title, my phone lights up... oh, its the wife.

She says she was making a smoothie for lunch, but the nutribullet malfunctioned.


I question how....? Maybe a frozen bit of fruit got aggressive?

Turns out, she somehow left a teaspoon in there :facepalm:

I am hoping she had enough time to clean up before she had to rush out to her networking meeting 🙂


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:15 pm
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Well, its lucky there are some tissues nearby to help with the cleanup 😀


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:21 pm
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Impressive! 🤣


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:25 pm
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I had a frozen lump of root ginger destroy a mini blender in such a fashion. I feel her pain.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:25 pm
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I don't care about your %$£*ing smoothie maker, I am too busy being triggered by the clearly out of colour order Pantone mugs


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:27 pm
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Check out the eggs top left! You're just showing off!

I bet that there is a tomato in there somewhere too.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:28 pm
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second picture reminds me of our daughters nappies before we established she was gluten and dairy intolerant...


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:33 pm
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Good effort!

MrsMC was using a blitzedr on a cheese sauce the other night (I know, solicitors have been appointed...) and there was a strange metallic noise - turned the blitzer off, checked, couldn't find anything, poured sauce into pasta bake....

Next day, daughter found a one inch brass screw in her packed lunch.....


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:35 pm
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Maybe she sharted and the nutribullet is a cover up?


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:40 pm
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https://www.youtube.com/@Blendtec/videos


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:41 pm
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Love the Pantone mugs! Keep them in any order you want...


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:42 pm
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Maybe she sharted and the nutribullet is a cover up?

thats not a bad shout. i will check the aroma of the kitchen when i get home 😛

As for the mugs... it never occurred to me to put them in numerical order.... shame on me 🙁


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:57 pm
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I think she's invented a new Pantone colour 3323 (dodgy dal)


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 1:58 pm
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Are we sure that wasn’t an inflation attempt with homemade tyre sealant?


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:12 pm
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Should have tiled that splashback!

Tea spoon in the blender, amazing work.


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:14 pm
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How did she take the picture and text with her mobile still on the work surface, thats even more impressive !


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:20 pm
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@funkyDunc - she is a drug dealer, so has many phones.

(the phone on the side is an old one)


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:29 pm
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@v7fmp

I'd start coming up with your excuses now!

By the time you get home, it'll be your fault...


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:38 pm
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Yep "You didn't tell me not to put a tea speen in the blender!"


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:43 pm
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haha, i have txt evidence admitting it was her silly error.

although i will be enquiring as to why the teaspoon was in there in the first place!


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:49 pm
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This reminds me of when I was once servicing my bike's suspension, bits all over the garage floor, all in a specific order and got a phone call from my partner saying she's had an accident! Cut her hand wide open on a glass. I don't think she ever forgave me for saying I couldn't help cos my bike was all in bits 😁


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 2:55 pm
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I managed to do the exact same thing last week. The suspect was an oversized chunk of frozen banana!


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 3:00 pm
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It was clearly a nutri bullet


 
Posted : 03/03/2023 9:57 pm

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