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[Closed] The Vajankle...and nsfw, btw

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[url= http://uniladmag.com/nsfw/fancy-shagging-a-foot-youre-in-luck/ ]...bindun yet?[/url]

Fairly sure we can come up with some suitable puns.


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:23 pm
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how did you just "find this"?

😯


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:31 pm
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It was linked to on yesterdays "sex sounds" thread but is surely worth a thread of its own!!!


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:32 pm
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12 inches in a foot 😀


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:35 pm
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arf. no need to pussy foot around the issue then


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:38 pm
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That's great, it takes hours to debone a real one!

Erm, I mean, erm....


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 8:50 pm
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It's quite specific isn't it. Not just people with a foot fetish, but people with a fetish for feet with integral vaginas. Can't be much economy of scale in that industry


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 9:01 pm
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It's quite specific isn't it. Not just people with a foot fetish

I was just about to say something similar. It makes me think of the plot device in the movie 'Se7en', where the FBI/CIA has a list of people who take certain books out of the library in order to keep track of potential crackpots. I'm fairly sure that purchasers of the Vajankle end up on exactly that sort of list.


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 9:08 pm
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The last line in the review sums it up nicely:

It’s a perfect present for friends, family, and Patrick Bateman.


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 9:31 pm
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Finally I have found my sole mate and a GF who will toe the line

IGMC


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 11:11 pm
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Slip into one and pretend to be Jake the peg.


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 11:48 pm
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It's for ****ling, obviously.


 
Posted : 17/01/2015 11:53 pm
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I would kick its back doors in.


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 12:18 am
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It's bound to be someone's Achilles heel.
There will be plenty happy to nail it.


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 12:21 am
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its for Pedophiles


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 12:25 am
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It's for ****ling, obviously.

That joke was a-Mazda-ing.


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 12:39 am
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thanks to cougar shining his light on this rabbit hole for me...

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 8:50 am
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This is nearly as good as the recto-flute I saw recently


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 4:37 pm
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I'd toe-tap it.


 
Posted : 18/01/2015 5:02 pm

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