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I bring you.
Canned sprouts.
They *need* to be curried!
My eyes sting just thinking about that.
I don't think anyone is sufficiently evil enough to put Jerusalem artichokes in a can
It's the size of the can that's making me wince, just imagine how many people that would serve, and canned catering for workers in cramped confines....
Or a single serving for a night in a one person tent.
Needs to be paired with one of these. It would make arse gas to shame Satan.
Shirley Stag chilli con carne is the ultimate fart in a can
I once farted in a pint glass and left it upsidedown on a table.
Came back to it an hour later and turned the glass over.
It may not have been the ultimate fart in a can but it was a pretty rank fart in a glass.
Monmore Green speedway track when they had a shit supercross meeting on in the mid 80's if you were there I'm very sorry as it seemed to gain extra stink while sat under the glass...
My mates first attempt at fermenting his own kimchi resulted in an exploding 20 litre vat of foul/rotting smelling cabbage dripping from his ceiling and walls, it probably didn’t help him much when I walked in and immediately threw up all over his dog who then did a road runner comedy running effect around his kitchen spreading the stuff everywhere.
Me loves a sweet ripe sprout alongside my roast chooken.
makes it like a ducks butt loosen off and let if go/flow
If you fart in an Airzooka you can fire them across the room
As my wife found out when she gave me one as a gift Xmas 2015.