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I shared this on my Facebook and thought some of you might like to read it judging by the replies to my dark humour comment on another thread.
Warning! Extremely dark humour content!
I completely freaked out Alex (he's 16) last night. He was going to bed when the following conversation took place.
Him: I really want to show you a song that I like
Me: what song is that?
Him: it's called sex with a ghost
Me: ummm, ok
Him: it's really good
Me: if you say so
Him: that would be cool
Me: what?
Him: having sex with a ghost
Me: I'll let you know if Mum comes and visits
Him: Daaaaad! I'm going to bedThis isolation malarkey isn't doing my humour any favours 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No offence intended to anyone, just a random moment of laughter in the house.
Here's how that conversation would have gone in my house.....
He was going to bed when the following conversation took place.
Him: I really want to show you a song that I like
Me: Get to bed
Him: it’s called sex with a ghost
Me: GET TO BED
Him: it’s really good
Me: GET.....TO.....BED
Him: No Dad.....don't....
Me: TASER, TASER, TASER
Him: Aaaaragh....hmmmmmmf
Me: Night, night son. See you in the morning
"I have one nerve left. You are treading on it."
Gnusmas - I lol'd at you're other post.
And at this one.
Gallows humour at it's best. 😂
Gallows humour at it’s best
I dunno about that, cos if you tried to hang a ghost it would just float there when you released the trapdoor, so it doesn’t really work.
Well done, another dad achievement unlocked.
Akin to your first "Dad, you're so embarrassing" moment. Mine was when someone nearly reversed into me in a car park, I beeped the horn and his face contorted with rage and he flicked me the V, I just said "Calm down you silly man", my daughter then about 6 was in the passenger seat and ended up curled up in the footwell out of embarrassment.