[Closed] The 'STW Inner Circle' - how many can you name in 60 seconds? 🙂

2,376. Do I win?

You bloody liar!

And so the ****athon begins....

What a shit idea for a thread.

you were on my list yossarian... as were the other 2 who have posted so far 😆

EDIT: and you SbZ...

🙂

Elfinsafety - Member

You bloody liar!

And you are on it too Mr Yeti...

I should ******* think so!

I've found out I can write emsz, 42 times in a minute.

I will be both elated and gutted in equal proportions if I'm in.

you're on it, congratulations Mr Bullheart 🙂

Meh, I've got better things to do with my 60 seconds 🙂

4. I couldn't find a pen.

I feel like I've finally made it.

Although it might be cramp. I'm not sure.

cynic-al, TJ, Stoner, Elfin, Bullheart, Loddrick, Mboy, Ian P, aP, Singletrackmind, Vinnyeh, geetee, Southern Yeti, Philconsequence, Don Simon, Yossarian, Mamadirt, Ernie Lynch, Molgrips, Kaesae, Tazzymtb, Simonfbarnes, Viking Boy, Oldfart, Oldgit, Peter Poddy, Ti_pin_man, Charlie the bike monger, emsz, emma82, ton...

That's my list from 60 seconds, congrats (kind of 😆 ) if you're on it... 😀

EDIT: that's actually 29, yay for me 😳

Bullheart... you're on it twice!!

Not sure if I should be sad or relieved that I'm not on it 🙂

*slips under the radar....*

If someone doesn't put another list up, WITH MY NAME ON IT, I'll be forced to put on my knitted rampaging suit and get medieval on your collective arses. Actually, I've just ordered a shiny new bike, so I'm not that fussed. 😉

Wow, I can die a happy lady. Bring on the rapture :-s

Outer circlists now posting. Sad really

Bullheart... you're on it twice!!

Know your collective place, bitches.... 😀

EDIT: Bow down to your half-man, half-bullock master!

Surely that bloke that did the diet that everyone was raving about should be on the list too, whoever it was.

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I know I'm not on the list, unless you remember the old days, but they were all about me me me 😉

Surely that bloke that did the diet that everyone was raving about should be on the list too, whoever it

JDave I believe

Surely that bloke that did the diet that everyone was raving about should be on the list too, whoever it was.

iSlimfast?

Marvellous yeti. By the way, did I hear you mention something about the tour divide, or was that just a lovely dream?

if I knew the criteria for selection Id know whether to be happy or sad?
Is it "awesomeness" or "chlamydia carrying"?

Yes mitch you did. Got the touring bug haven't I, Welsh Ride Thing this coming weekend could tell me whether or not I'll ever do it.

Clearly I've over estimated my place on stw.

Yeti - get hold of 'two wheels on my wagon' - I've just finished reading it (kindle edition, or I'd have lent it to you). Cracking read, and has given me a ridiculous urge to attempt it.

TBH I think I'd rather do it as a Tour than as part of the actual event. Group of people doing it together... way more fun 🙂

Could form the setting for the inaugral inner circle jerkathon?

Sounds like a plan... now, why is nobody else posting their 60-second list?? I think perhaps I look like some sort of internet loser fool now... 🙁

We'd get 'et by bears yeti, either that or dry bummed off a moonshine crazed yokel.

and why do I come straight after those two mating peacocks, TJ & al, psychle? 😯
I feel a little dirty 🙁

sorry, that's just the way my sub-conscious disgorged the names Stoner, no implications intended (except for Freudian ones perhaps?)...

I'm wondering how I missed iDave and Captainflashheart actually... weird! 😆

At least you got a mention. I've spent 5 years on here waxing my virtual dolphin and nobody has noticed. I may flounce.

whoo are you?

Meh, I've got better things to do with my 60 seconds

Hmmmm... do tell? 8)

He's got a lad who's a knob. Is he still refusing to call his sister by her proper name?

i came last..................nothing changes there then........ 8)

I love the tagger.

Step into the circle...

At least youre in ton - I'm just a sp*nk stain on the duvet of life!

Tags are ace!

29 people on that list, that's not very niche is it ? Glad I'm not on it really.

It was a timed event and your name has 24 letters. If you were called Bob you would have made it.

Mine's only seven letters. I still didn't make it in!

Perhaps he thinks you are a ####. 😉

Hmmm, 7th on Psychle's list, clearly my attempts to slip under the radar have not worked!

😕

Marvellous yeti. By the way, did I hear you mention something about the tour divide, or was that just a lovely dream?

I've been trying to persuade him to do that for ages. He won't do it though, he hasn't got the minerals.

Has he?

If anyone names me (unlikely) I'll take out a superinjunction and sue you all

Some of the best tags ever.

Isn't 'Mrs Chimbong' what Harry the Spider's son calls his sister?

I dread to think what Harry calls his son.... 😯

Stoner - Member

and why do I come straight after those two mating peacocks, TJ & al, psychle?
I feel a little dirty

so you should boy.

A circle jerk is a sexual practice in which a group of men or boys form a circle and masturbate themselves or each other.[1] In the metaphorical sense, the term is used to refer to a "boring or time-wasting meeting or other event".

Circle jerks are typically an experience of adolescents in early puberty and often feature a competitive element, with the "winner" being the participant able to ejaculate first.[1][2] They can serve as an introduction to sexual relations with other males, and are a sexual outlet at an age when regular sexual intercourse with a girl is not possible.[1] Where the heterosexual frame is adhered to, each male masturbates only himself, and touching another participant's genitals is forbidden.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circle_jerk_(sexual_practice)

Evil mr Grumm

ok now subdivide into hummus eating guardian reading lefties and clarckson worshipping capitalist torry boys

Once they are in a circle can we nuke them from orbit?, I'm told it's the only way to be sure

ok now subdivide into hummus eating guardian reading lefties and clarckson worshipping capitalist torry boys

If only the real worls was such a simplistic Black & White....

I'm AWESOME again. 😆 😆 😆

Tags. WIN! 😆

Morning team!

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EDIT: that's actually 29, yay for me

30 actually. 27 chaps, 3 ladies you sexist pig. We should have an inner circle party!! yaayyyeeeee. I can't sleep 🙁

Edit: I just saw the 'tag em & bag em' tag and wondered what someone was trying to imply to me or Emsz.......

I wonder how many of the inner circle actually ride a bicycle?

I try not to as much as possible, it diverts my attention from being on here somewhat....

Ride a what now?

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Show off your online significance in real life, for only £85.

hahahahahahahaha you're all attention whoring freaks

EDIT: realises that some deranged loon has put me on a list 😳

*steps away from the keyboard, gets bike out and swears never to return*

The Tags are definitely the best bit of this newbie-alienating narcissistic circle-jerk.

Sad, Sad, Sad.

(says the bloke reading the thread 😳 )

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