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Seeing as we are about to see another royal sprog, shall we play a name game?
Girl.
Hermione Charlotte.
Dave
Who?
Brooklyn if it's a boy, and Kalifornia if it's a girl.
Well they do live in social housing, and on state handouts.
Destiny Chantelle Windsor
Girl : Charlotte
Boy : Felix ( but you have to pronounce it with an Germanic accent )
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From that perhaps Ed...
Nigel, it's got to be NIgel.
William
Darren
Fifi Trizibell Fluffyfanny
or
Bob
Sadly this event will only serve to increase the Tory vote...but not here in Scotland where we don't really give a toss!
Damian.
Parasite, failing that Barbara
Boy: Gary
Girl: Bob
Wayne
Donna
Legoland
(I was hoping she'd wait until Thursday or Friday. There would be 24hour rolling news melt down.)
Kourtney
Pretty certain it won't be Nicola, be funny if it was Diana though
Pompino
Spudgun.
Slugmella if it's a girl
Mohammed
Edward or James, rather boringly if a Boy.
Mary or Chardonnay if a girl
James or Michael.
Elizabeth or Victoria.
The child will have a string of names like all the Royals, so may I suggest that we pick a selection where the initials spell something interesting.
Victoria Diana
Tripster
Whogivesatossweareamodernsocietyanddontneedthisantiquateddarkagesnonsensesendthemalloffacliffyeseverylastoneofthetoffnosebastards
Aldi
Chlamydia
Whogivesatossweareamodernsocietyanddontneedthisantiquateddarkages-
nonsensesendthemalloffacliffyeseverylastoneofthetoffnosebastards
And for a boy?
Boy? Inbredwasteofcarbonmolecules
When can we start the 'royal baby father guessing' thread?
When can we start the 'royal baby father guessing' thread?
Ahem.
And for my silence, they've agreed to give it an inscrutably spelled oirish name. I want sadhbh if it's a girl. (That's sive to rhyme with jive.) 🙂
Who says it's could be a boy or girl. Could be a hermaphrodite
Whogivesatossweareamodernsocietyanddontneedthisantiquateddarkages-
nonsensesendthemalloffacliffyeseverylastoneofthetoffnosebastards
Bob for short.
All I know is that it's absolutely complicit in the lies and deceit and cover ups that the royals are continuing to operate which jadhbhhoneyjadhbh has so clearly pointed out to us.
Little bastard.
It's a girl.
Frogmella it is then. All brute luck though.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-32545381
Ferdelma? As its a girl
Flamin' Nora. My wife better get a move on with our third - 11 days overdue and we can claim a free coin if ours pops out in the next 12 hours and 24 mins...
Appeals to the Yarkshireman in me.
Flamin' Nora would be the best Queen name ever. Rich_s wins.
Cecilia.
RM.
Janet
At least she got her 10% discount.
What about Camilla since we know it's a Girl now...
Thinking Elizabeth or Mary
Gaylord
Sponger
Ma'am
Impertinent to think otherwise.
Elizabeth as a middle name
Phoebe Harriet Elizabeth Windsor - that's that done, phew!
Freeloader Scroungequeen
Waynetta
I see the ridiculous fawning has started already. I find it utterly incomprehensible
The sooner we take the French approach to royalty, the better
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Hardly think it's time to start executing people binners...
Maybe she'll be named after her grandfather? Princess Charlene sounds nice, except they already have one in Monaco.
Reginald. cos its really close to regicide.
Diana Dodi
Probably Victoria .
You mean the lizard egg has hatched?
Could be a hermaphrodite
Like Prince Edward?
HRH 650B
Princess Pointless?
Zippy or Bungle have been suggested elsewhere today.
I reckon Victoria for a middle name.
'Harriet Ginger' after her real dad!
I reckon make some money for the nation, sponsorship, cut the deficit
call her Pepsi-Max, Microsoft, McDonnald, Winsor
Mildred. So they'd have George and Mildred.
binners - Member
...The sooner we take the French approach to royalty, the better
There is a more traditional British way.
Display the head of state on a pike at the city gates. 🙂
+1 for Binners - Get rid of them all.
Mrs b watching the rolling news about some couple with a baby leaving a building what a load of guff
I can't believe ITV has cancelled its schedule and is broadcasting this shite live instead.
Enough to make me sick.
Princess 😈
Or
Princess Austin princess 😈 😈
Well we are a constitutional monarchy and a princess has been born, unlike the sneering republicans I'm so overcome with joy that I think I might vote Conservative on Thursday.
EDIT : I think Sharon is a lovely name.
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What a beautiful baby girl.
Well now I've seen a picture I reckon Shanice would be a pretty name.
What's the point of this thread? The royal baby is called George, it was announced months ago.
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Can I have Dave, Augustine, Janice, Elsa, Mavis, Janet, Marjorie, Anglesey?
On a serious note ..maybe daphne or velma?
Congratulations Wills and Kate from Namethatbabytrackworld!
Will probably be something connected with Diana, how about Mercedes!