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So the councilor/mentor guy at my work left on thurs, so 5 or 6 of us went out for drinks. I don't live near so was decided id stop on pullout at leaving guy and IT guys flat.
Jim Beam comes out, IT guy goes to bed as we're at work tmrw. Leaving fella then proceeds to drink 2/3 of the jim beam and get hammered. At which point he keeps trying to put his arm round me and telling me "I'm such a big lad". Alarm bells are now going off, go to toilet and check the back door which is locked. So decide best plan of action is to get him to clear off to bed. He couldn't take the hint and kept asking me what I was doing and why wouldn't I come share his bed with him. After 20 mins of me biting my lip and not clocking him he eventually gets annoyed and decides I'm untrustworthy and throws me out of the flat. Which leaves me wandering the streets at 3am and a mighty fine walk to my car. Suffice to say I wasn't much use yesterday.
So, what would stw have done?
I wouldn't have gone drinking with Hora in the first place.
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Hotel, sharpish....
At least from how I read that it's the leaving guy not your current workmate. Everyone gets a mistake along the way
asking me what I was doing and why wouldn't I come share his bed with him. After 20 mins of me biting [s]my lip[/s] the pillow
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You should have just bummed him "who's the mentor now BITCH!!!"
Hang on - you say you checked out his back door?
Yeah the guy who left. IT guy asked where I was yesterday as he thought it strange I wasnt there when he got up. I gave him the tale and he text tother guy who was moving out yesterday. He couldn't remember a thing apparently. But had thrown up all over the flat. Schweet
Oddly the look on my bosses face when I told her wasn't one of suprise.
Bearing in mind he's left to move in with his gf
decided id stop on pullout
That progressed quickly.
I know I'm not too bright but - what the hell are you talking about?
thread title suggested...
"You seem like a really nice guy and I'm firing blanks so do you fancy a few nights with my missus?"
Its a good story but a bit dissapointing.
christ ive given men **'s for a lift home, and you won't even sleep with a guy thats letting you stay the night at his house.. good manners are free.
christ ive given men **'s for a lift home
Is this a fill in the blanks game?
My guess is 'crabs'?
Is this a fill in the blanks game?
My guess is 'crabs'?
lol, interesting fact is that they are now almost extinct due to people shaving their pubes.
Wasn't his house. Was IT mans house
Wasn't his house. Was IT mans house
then why did he kick you out..stange.
Homophobia aside (which is what I think this is all about) the OP might like to reflect on women's experiences in many similar circumstances....
Homophobia
there's nothing homophobic about wanting to maintain your virgo intacta recta
He kicked me out for whatever reason in his head it was Id give for not wanting to play hide the salami with a bald Ricky Gervais.
I'm just glad he did. As he had a key. I was SOL otherwise
Homophobia aside (which is what I think this is all about) the OP might like to reflect on women's experiences in many similar circumstances....
the point i was subtly trying to make..
Only on STW, could a wee tale about a close encounter and not wanting to be bummed to death by a hairy arsed, pissed bloke be construed as homophobic. FFS, have a word!
Only on STW, could a wee tale about a close encounter and not wanting to be bummed to death by a hairy arsed, pissed bloke be construed as homophobic. FFS, have a word!
+ lots
Only on STW, could a wee tale about a close encounter and not wanting to be bummed to death by a hairy arsed, pissed bloke be construed as homophobic. FFS, have a word!
its a funny old world..but in many ways i like it.
Cum on guys!? Gay jokes aren't funny.
Aren't they? When did that happen!?
rene59 1-0 jekkyl
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He shoots, he scores.
Cum on guys!? Gay jokes aren't funny.
I thought all jokes were funny regardless of subject. Is that not the point of a joke and why it's called a joke?
Twooo nil, two nil, two niiiil, two nilll!!!
there are some dimwits on here!
Great thread this - best ever
No need to get arsey.
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Someone nearly slipped up there.
Man gets drunk, invites another freind to stay the night, being drunk inhibitions break down, and sexual advances are made, should have been kept in the bedroom not broadcast round work.
Stuff like this happens every night, and usually is not talked about for obvious reasons of privacy.
*puts arm around project*
Aw thanks, manly hug back to you,