[Closed] The object of your rage/frustration/shouting is here

Not for many a long year.

I am sorry,you have been misinformed.
This would not stir my wrath above 1.72 😛

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/1hbSS3NkT8G3BD5ZZgkCRRF/joseph-valente

Watched the first 5 seconds of that video. Immediately wanted to punch my computer screen.

Surely no-one shouts at them. You just view them with an equal measure of pity and contempt

Anyway... it looks like the usual motley assortment of inexplicably over-confident, swaggering cocksure bell ends.

I'm finding it difficult to reconcile the name Brett Butler-Smythe, with his stated job... builder.

He's clearly made that name up, and his real name is Colin Stumpmuncher

Worst thing on TV ever! Honestly can't believe people still watch a massive toss piece training toss pieces to be bigger toss pieces!

I never mentioned wrath! 😉

Vana Koutsomitis

Social media entrepreneur

So she sits at home all day and plays on Facebook?

Good job,once the wrath is unleashed,there is [b]NO[/b] going back .

once the wrath is unleashed,there is NO going back .

Sounds like you are auditioning to join that bunch of misanthropic bell ends!

No,I save all my wrath for [i]The New Jeezus[/i],she deserves every molecule 😉

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Looking forward to it it's a great laugh

quite enjoy picking out those who'll get fired first Lord Sugar's prejudices are the same as mine

binners - Member
Anyway... it looks like the usual motley assortment of inexplicably over-confident, swaggering cocksure bell ends.

This^

Ooop's, just bumped into one in the foyer... 😆

Lord Sugar

Anyone who insists on being called Lord needs a good slat hoofing! His names Allan FFS.

I can't believe anyone would chose to go on that program after the first series, they just get shown up as the shallow self serving clueless f*** wits that they are on National TV.

Just watched a couple of the vids, I'm surprised they can keep a straight face spouting that nonsense!

That's the whole point though. The delusional over-confidence. Its a freak show. Pure and simple.

Its no different from the first episodes of the X Factor - which are the only ones worth watching - where people who are borderline mentally ill, make a noise like a litter of kittens being battered to death with a cricket bat, but in their minds they're the next Michael Jackson. And there's just no telling them that they're not

Same thing here. They think they should be running countries. Whereas nobody watching them would trust them to run a bath.

I've had a quick read through their profiles and I despise them all already, with every fibre of my being. Which is exactly the emotion the program is designed to provoke.

But it is funny watching people you can't stand serve up utter ****-wittery on an epic scale, while simultaneously trying to maintain that they're simply misunderstood, and if only everyone would just appreciate their obvious genius.....

Why can't you see it?

[i]they just get shown up as the shallow self serving clueless f*** wits that they are on National TV[/i]

I think, for some people, that is a lifetimes ambition (although clearly they disagree on the former but yearn for the exposure the latter gives them).

Same thing here.

for a minute I thought you meant on STW and you'd probably be right 😉

😀

ads678 - Member
Anyone who insists on being called Lord needs a good slat hoofing! His names Allan FFS.

Actually, it's Alan. And it's Sir Alan to you (amazing how often the press get this wrong - he's either Lord Sugar or Sir Alan Sugar, but never Lord Alan Sugar or Sir Sugar).

Who's your money on, judging by their profiles? 🙂

[i]Richard is a director of a digital marketing company.[/i]

Translation:

Richard oversees a small team of overworked and underpaid 17 year old spods who spend their days deluging people with spam on behalf of some extremely dubious 'companies'

Was it Dave Gorman who pointed out that Suralan does not employ them? Who will be the first to respond to "you're fired" with "you can't fire me"?

And it's Sir Alan to you

No it bloody well isn't. His name is Alan and that's what I would call him!

The thing about it all being a freak show, is that these morons get jobs and money and therefore comfort in life for being useless, up their own arse ****ers!

I'm a reasonable civil engineer, work reasonably hard (was gonna say hard, but didn't think i could whilst posting this!!) and try to provide my family with all the stuff they need, and these pricks just act like tosser on telly and get careers out of it.

Now I know i could try to do the same but I just could bring the shame and ridicule onto my family!!

I just don't understand why people keep this market going and provide these idiots with jobs!

Sorry but they really get on my tits! Rant over.......

Reading your post you're not *that* civil.

Slightly rude, in fact.

It's like watching the car crash on the other carriageway, or the tele-visual equivalent of reading the Daily Mail.

I'm out. [sorry wrong show]

... and these pricks just act like tosser on telly and get careers out of it.

This cannot be posted enough every time the show airs:

ads678 - Member
Now I know i could try to do the same but I just could bring the shame and ridicule onto my family!!

And with that you've hit the nail on the head. It's a risk vs reward thing. You are clearly a more risk averse person than those contestants are (or are better at evaluating the risks - I think Pondo probably has it that none of these people will be that successful).

none of these people will be that successful

Worked for Katie Hopkins.

What gets me about the show, isn't shurallan, the contestants or the charade of the whole thing, i just dont watch. It's the effect it has on morons in the real business world who, invariably, are my customers, they bullshit bingo-o-meter goes through the cliched roof.

I'll have to buy a new pencil sharpener, Hymn book, flag pole, and a ringfence for my unicorn to deal with all the requests.

I watched an episode once..

I decided pretty quickly that it was poison for the soul and haven't watched an episode since

I'd advise you all to follow my example.. you will honestly lead happier and more fulfilled lives as a result

Sorry but they really get on my tits! Rant over.......

Sugar tits? 😀

This cannot be posted enough every time the show airs:

You beat me to it. I do find this bollox strangely compelling though.

However, is it just me or is the idea that they are somehow 'business hotshots' getting even more laughable every series? It did used to feature people who'd had reasonably high level positions in investment banks or who'd started reasonably large businesses. Now you can get on for being a plumber.

Now you can get on for being a [s]plumber[/s] prick.

FTFY

Guaranteed when they roll this out every year that they are the biggest bunch of funting cuttocks to appear on TV since the last lot. Utterly delusional tards.
Compelling viewing though for that very reason.....sorry 😳

Ah something else to add to my rapidly growing list of things to ignore.

One minute in and Rascal has been proved correct.

Can I just throw an idea into the thought pond?

FFS!!!

Poor old Claude!
He's really not used to seeing so many F-wits in the same place...

wwaswas - Member
Reading your post you're not *that* civil.
Slightly rude, in fact

Yeah, got a bit carried away there didn't I.

A net profit of £1.87 for a days wok for tomorrows captains of industry.

Bell ends!

The level of ****wittery between that lot is off the scale

One of them has a strong look of a young Tony Blair to me.

This week's muppetry has just commenced.