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[Closed] The most profound awakening I have ever experienced!!

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£8 Aldi stretchy jeans! ZOMFG!!!! SO COMFY, DID I SAY ZOMFG!?!? What have I been doing all these years?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:27 pm
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Not adding to the problems fast fashion causes the world quite so quickly?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:29 pm
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What have I been doing all these years?

Approaching old age?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:36 pm
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Also you will incur the wrath of TJ, not only are you in jeans, but stretchy to boot...

You're probably dead to him now


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:39 pm
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Losing your dignity.


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:40 pm
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What would Beardy McAxerson say?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 7:44 pm
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Not to mention getting fatter, I reckon there's even room in here for tena pants carrying a full load....


 
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Posted : 20/12/2019 7:51 pm
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£8 Aldi stretchy jeans!

Boot cut I hope.


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 8:10 pm
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Do they have a nice elasticised waistband?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 8:35 pm
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Cheap jeans rock.


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 8:41 pm
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@houns, do I detect a hint of bittern-ness?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 9:04 pm
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do I detect a hint of bittern-ness?

BOOM!


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 9:07 pm
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@ CFH I like the coot of your jib


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 9:19 pm
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What larks, eh?


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 9:20 pm
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Quackers the lot of you.


 
Posted : 20/12/2019 9:40 pm
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Make sure you wash the jeans regularly though as they can quickly become mallard-orous.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 11:28 am
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Incoming puns DUCK.


 
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Posted : 21/12/2019 4:16 pm
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H&M chinos - £15 and the only pair of slim leg trousers I've ever been able to wear. Comfy, and look good and cheap as chips.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 6:01 pm
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Wren will you ever Tern?


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 6:04 pm
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Primark stretch slim jeans, usually around a tenner, brilliant, last ages.

It's only fast fashion if you chuck them away quickly.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 6:05 pm
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Thanks for the heads up OP. I'll wear those trousers from heron in.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 6:07 pm
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H&M chinos – £15 and the only pair of slim leg trousers I’ve ever been able to wear.

How the hell does a cyclist wear anything slim leg?


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 6:36 pm
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That's skinny fit you're thinking of, dad.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 7:05 pm
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Anything less than straight or relaxed won't go over my calves and/or clings to thighs somewhat inappropriately...


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 7:07 pm
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This is why you need stretchy pants, Matt!


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 7:12 pm
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Exactly.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 7:59 pm
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Come on Matt - join us.

Its definitely profound and I too am woke.


 
Posted : 21/12/2019 10:21 pm

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