[Closed] The future of Farrage, Boris and Gove.

From the Biassed Broadcasting Consortium

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-eu-referendum-36420148

I hope they just explode. Or at least someone just smacks Farrage in the face with the back of a shovel!!

I hate Farrages face 😈

Worst series of Celebrity Big Brother ever?

Propping up a bar together, reminiscing what might have been, night after night after night after night....

European Road Trip?

Farrage should just disappear but he will hang about I am sure.

I was listening to him on the radio yesterday and thought he is a MEP various failed attempts to become an MP, why are we giving this bloke any airtime.

I would pay money to see them have to walk barefoot and blindfolded across a floor covered in Lego and upturned plugs.

Other than that, I hope they simply go away and become guest presenters on HIGNFY or some dull programme about railways in the UK that pretends that they're actually affordable.

perchypanther - Member
[s]Worst[/s]Best series of Celebrity [s]Big Brother[/s] Battle Royale ever?

I hope that someone stabs them in the street and shoots them in the face!

(Glad to see that the lefties are back to their usual selves...)

ninfan massive over reaction as usual 🙄

They'll carry on spreading their vile right wing policies and go back to their normal activities: undermining workers rights, trying to privatise the NHS and championing big business.

Farage will take over from Jeremy Vine on Radio 2

If we remain:

Farrage will continue to offer everything to everyone, who blames others for their short-comings and denounced any and all inconvenient truths - I recently heard him say that "the doctors have got it wrong about smoking". He'll spout that the referendum was rigged, he'll fail to be elected as an MP for an 8th time in 2020, if UKIP make it that far, I suspect if we 'remain' his backers will pull the plug a go back to paying the Tories for favours. Dead of liver failure, lung cancer or suicide by 2030.

Gove, back bencher in the next reshuffle, gone post 2020, will end up on the board of something or other getting paid £250k a year to turn up and sign the accounts.

Boris, likely to oust his competitors for PM slot in 2018/19 when Dave steps down to allow the run up to 2020 to start. He's heading the Leave campaign but he's hardly pushing it and his opening statement was about using a leave vote to push for a better deal for us in the EU.

If we Exit:

Farrage will be cock-a-hoop, he'll keep busy moaning about the exit strategy - there’s a 2 year minimum notice period, he'll no doubt call for the PM to tell Brussels to "sod off" or something as stupid and we'll leave next week, but in reality it's a 4-10 year exit plan - once out though he's almost with a platform, I know they offer a full manifesto, but unless he's prepared to go further right like a British Trump, he's going to have fulfilled his role with his followers and again - gone post 2020.

Gove, he'll remain in the cabinet, he'll never get the party to make him leader or PM, but he's got a job till 2020 and if they remain in power forever more.

Boris, Dave will likely have to resign and Boris will be PM by Xmas, but he's got a hell of a job to win 2020 on his hands, he'll have to lose the Buffoonish character he's built himself.

Give it 12 months and Boris will be in the running for the Tory leadership (and by default the new PM!). If we remain I don't think he has a chance but 12 months is enough time for people to forget the rubbish he has spouted during this campaign and enough time for him to go back to "loveable Boris" the peoples Tory.

I hope they put the blindfold lego walking on TV. It could lead to a whole series of other tw*ts being made to do the walk.

No.
Whatever happens, they will continue to pander to our basest instincts.

I deserve the best, Trivago told me so.

I reckon the vote will be close (in or out), which means they will still have the support of close to 50% of the public.

Whether you like them or not, a lot of people hate the EU and hate the perceived effect it has on us.

They will still be around, a bit like the Scottish referendum.

I'm hoping the rough end of a pineapple is in store for them when they meet their maker.

A more repellent and, lets be honest, evil trio we haven't seen for a long while.

Trimix - Member

I reckon the vote will be close (in or out), which means they will still have the support of close to 50% of the public.

Whether you like them or not, a lot of people hate the EU and hate the perceived effect it has on us.

They will still be around, a bit like the Scottish referendum.

Oh very much this, I'm brave enough to say we'll remain (the bookies and the city agree with me) but it's the job of the goverment to win over the 49% or whatever - they could perhaps start stopping to blame 'Brussles' for every unplesant thing they have to put out.

Here's a thought - does this referendum mean the end for the Tory / Murdoch love-in?

Hopefully they'll be tried for treason, as will cameron, and strung up by the knackers from traitors gate, being nibbled at steadily by the Tower Ravens.

I would pay money to see them have to walk barefoot and blindfolded across a floor covered in Lego and upturned plugs.

Brilliant: Lego being a European imposition and upturned plugs the proud/stubborn British holdout...

As jamba said we have got the best plugs in the world.
Unless you stand on one

Boris will stay. Too many in the Conservative party will support him for any falling on sword moments.

Not sure about Gove.

Farage might just fade away muttering to himself and whoever will listen to him in the pub.

Boris will become the next NHS guru and reinvent Doctors as administrators, Nurses as Trust Executives, Cleaners as your common or garden Surgeons.
Gove will become a plaster cast model for Gaudi.
Farrage will continue to be a voice for .5% of the population and adopt a Romanian child via a love tryst.

HTH's, you can borrow my crystal ball if you like.

I hope that Dave will embrace the truly European approach once favoured by our closest neighbours.

Given how the leave campaign has been so shamelessly populist, and cynically pretended to care about the working class they couldn't actually give a shit about, there would be a certain irony...,

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Well, I'll bet you 50p that Farage won't resign from his (very) well paid job in an organisation he professes to hate.

They'll migrate to Romania

P-Jay

If we Exit:

Farrage will be cock-a-hoop, he'll keep busy moaning about the exit strategy - there’s a 2 year minimum notice period, he'll no doubt call for the PM to tell Brussels to "sod off" or something as stupid and we'll leave next week, but in reality it's a 4-10 year exit plan - once out though he's almost with a platform, I know they offer a full manifesto, but unless he's prepared to go further right like a British Trump, he's going to have fulfilled his role with his followers and again - gone post 2020.

I'm calling that.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36702468

I see Nigel is doing a Boris. Or as it used to be known at my workplace, Seagull Management.

Someone who flies in, flaps around, squawks a lot, shits over everything and then leaves so that someone else has to clean up the mess.

Utter cretin.