[Closed] The fairer sex and white wine

pingo gringo makes em horny

*insert 'most women don't need the wine to achieve that' joke here*

Cheap wine (red & white) will have 'additives' in for various reasons (think UK brewed stella for this too) which can have a bad affect on some people and give you a worse hangover too.

It's an arms race, you need to hit the special brew.

If she goes vodka retaliate with whisky.

I suspect this won't end well.

(..and it's Red ime!)

This phenominum is well documented....

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(think UK brewed stella for this too)

I've always heard that but given their recent advertising

only 4 ingredients: Hops, Malted Barley, Maize and Water

is that actually true?

pingo gringo makes em horny

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is that actually true?

Used to be, not been near a can of it in several years though.
The europe stuff definatly tasted different (nicer)

pinot grigio

My lovely wife (who you have met on many occasions Jon) is a normally mild mannered, quietish sort of lady. I still remember the day though when at university and we'd first starting going out where her local student bar was offering BOGOFF on bottles of white wine, went to meet her at the bar after work only for her to shout loudly in the middle of the pub she was "going to take me home and **** me" before falling though a closed door, getting up and leaving the pub trying to frog jump over every bin on the way home, once back to hers she lay in the shower for the next 2 hours vomiting and asking me if i was still up for it!?

Well scud, did you?

The Wife does tend to yak on with the addition of white wine. She doesn't drink red so no comparison can be drawn. Beer makes her fall asleep.

I can't go near Stella or 1664. It's known as liquid tourettes within the family. The 1664 White is even worse. I want to fight anyone and everyone with even a sniff. Ales, stout, wine, spirits, no problem.

Sauvignon blanc= mental!!

I want to fight anyone

Must resist. 👿

the bit that drives me mad is when they ask the same quaestion about 10 times and if you show the slightest bit of irritation then it is world war 3 and will for ever be brought up in any subsequent arguments.

Must resist. Not like you CG

cinnamon_girl - Member
Must resist

Have a glass of white and you won't be able to 😉

Go on Cinnamon have some white whine and spit it out...

Go on c-g, get I have no useful contribution to make!

Pigface - I'm now concerned that my wife is some sort of permanent alcoholic...

London Pride gal here.

Red wine too.

Never white though.

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PS I don't drink pints in public.

Pigface - Member
the bit that drives me mad is when they ask the same question about 10 times and if you show the slightest bit of irritation then it is world war 3 and will for ever be brought up in any subsequent arguments.

Pigface - you've hit the nail on the head. I had that for 5 hours last night.

You dare not say anything or share an opinion as that is the start of WW3

CG - I'm also happy to state that I should/shouldn't drink the following and reasons why:-

Lager - turn into a proper yob. Hate myself the next day so never drink it any more

Rum - turns me into a very mischievous but very happy drunk. Amazing stuff

Whiskey - become old and very wise (in my head)

Sambuca - makes me want to drink everything in the world, and then some

Guinness/gin/red wine - wonderful stuff which relaxes me - the perfect drink

Ale - makes me want to fall asleep

Sounds like the "white wine witches" phenomenon isn't limited to a few of my friends then!

CG

PS I don't drink pints in public.

I won't ask whether that was pints of red.

I'll just assume it's London P in the bottle in public.

Glad it's not just my OH.

After a few red wines, she repeats exactly what she said a minute ago. If you point this out she has a random rant, calms down and then repeats the same thing again. Nowadays, if she starts repeating I take this as a sign to go home.

[i]"White Wine Witch phenomenon"[/i]

Perfect name for it 🙂

White wine makes me really ill
Redwine has no ill effects. Why?!

Lambrini is a perry not wine (and is frigging disgusting)

boltonjohn - one theory (it's been discussed at length!) is that it's just a volume thing.

White wine tends to be drunk in warmer weather, when people are thirstier. It's chilled, which means it's more refreshing, and [s]easier to guzzle[/s] it slips down a little more easily.

I thought Stella was colloquially known as 'wife beater juice' but liquid tourettes is good as well, whisky in a pub is normally a bad thing for me I turn into a lunatic if I'm half cut and switch..

I've just read this thread to my wife (very, very narrow minded New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc drinker) nd she laughed, before I reminded her that she is living proof of the point in question. Then she got a bit shitty and walked away.

Living proof... Just like it say on the label.

Mrs Edward + white wine = some batshit crazy woman

Rose and it's on 😉

White wine not so much. more than one gin = very shouty indeed.

Hardly suprising really, Wine is designed to be drunk with food. Maybe a chilled glass of rose before hand.

Unfortunately the UK supermarkets have sussed our national psyche and leads the industry by the nose to provide endless cheap rubbish pinot so the accepted aperitif has now become 2 bottles of white and a bag of crisps. Very sad.

Once my wife has got too many, she is easy to have kink with.

Dare she not argue, there would be consequences no end.

So yah, white wine is good.

If your woman becomes shouty, just muzzle her up.

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Dare she not argue, there would be consequences no end.

So yah, white wine is good.

If your woman becomes shouty, just muzzle her up. [/i]

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@ popstar I do hope that is an unfortunate series of predictive text errors... otherwise 😯

Sounds good popstar,i presume there is always at least a couple of bottles in your fridge

Vodka and larger I'm ok with

Gin and tequila I'm apparently "a bit out of control"

Popstar; you are Robin Thicke, and I claim my way with you.

What's an Essex girl's favourite wine?

I wanna go to Lakeside.

pingo gringo makes em horny

Surroundedbyhills, I realised indeed there was a mistake made. Predictive text messed me up a bit, but idea is all the same.

I know a friend of mine does have problem once his bird gets too many, she is one of those types who like to shout and argue about nothing. He is good friend of mine, but he seem not able to handle her properly.

She likes to talk dirty and stuff, I regret moment supporting her talk* once. My wife gave me strange suspicious looks.

But hey ho, it happens. I mean alcohol is evil.

Mrs 10 prefers red thankfully, but goes from happy to crying with no warning. Mil drinks white and is crazy from the first glass till she goes to sleep.

I've a friend who's wife turns into the nastiest drunk I have ever come across. Full on poison.