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Isn't it terrible how people want to generate more money than they already have?
If only we could all agree to have exactly the same amount of wealth and access to resources as each other...
Wouldn't THAT be a world worth living in, eh?
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Right on Comrade!!!!!
Oh Sh.t here we go.
Oh....erm.....
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i don't want money... just lots of toys...
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err, no!
If only we could all agree to have exactly the same amount of wealth and access to resources as each other...
all it will cost you is your soul, your freedom and your free will.
READ ALLLL ABAAAAAAATTTTTT ITTTTTT!!!!
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Interseting piece on the BBC about what (American) people constitutes a fair society.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19284017
Presumuably we draw the conclusion that if you think you will do well out of profit then you don't think it is quite so bad.
Will there be biscuits?
All the biscuits you can imagine, and more....
YES! Same ones for everybody, of course...
Garibaldis, I assume?
But who will make the tea for the biscuits. Will there be staff?
There will indeed be biscuits.
"Rich Tea. "
The communist of the biscuit world.
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YES! Same ones for everybody, of course...
No...they're YOUR biscuits...
Mine come in every biscuity flavour ever made....
He was never a commie..
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These biscuits, how many varieties?
Why is always one extreme to the other? What is so wrong with railing against selfish capaitalism that automatically turns you into a Stalinist/Maoist quasi-dictator?
I don't understand internet forums or folk that inhabit them!
Anyway, sorry about that last post. Garibaldis and fig rolls would be good.
Why is always one extreme to the other? What is so wrong with railing against selfish capaitalism that automatically turns you into a Stalinist/Maoist quasi-dictator?
It's the stw way, no middle ground here....
Mmmmmfigrollsmmmmm....
Borbons
Garibaldis
Peak Freans Trotski Assortment?
Edit-spelling (again) not enough money spend on my school, it was an early comp though.
stewartc - MemberThese biscuits, how many varieties?
One. And you'll have to wait until the Central Committee of the People's Biscuits have ruled on that. In the meantime, there's cake. Oh, wait...
I'm going to run off with my Jaffa cakes and hide out in Mexico city.
Why is always one extreme to the other? What is so wrong with railing against selfish capaitalism that automatically turns you into a Stalinist/Maoist quasi-dictator?
Get out, and take your chocolate hob nobs with you.
I wish I had a chocolate hob nob.. 😥 decadent capitalist swine....
Where did you get your Jaffa Cakes? Who gave them to you? What are their names? Where do they live?
I wish I had a chocolate hob nob.. capitalist swine....
Your's for a fiver, and none of your dodgy left wing currency please. Dollars or Yen only (even Sterling is tainted these days).
The crops used to produce these Hob Nobs? Does anyone have the figures for tractor production in the factories that supply them?
A FIVER!!! 😯 you robbing git,
There's a gulag with your name on it come the revolution....
WAR IS PEACE!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
BISCUITS ARE ABUNDANT!
A FIVER!!! you robbing git,
There's a gulag with your name on it come the revolution....
Hey, the markets determine the wealth I've created by selling this biscuit on. I'm just using the system to improve my lot.
I'll raise your Gulag to my Camp X-ray!
Where did you get your Jaffa Cakes? Who gave them to you? What are their names? Where do they live?
Some of us are more equal than others.
Does anyone have the figures for tractor production in the factories that supply them?
There is currently a five-year plan under review at the Committee for Statistical [s]Propaganda[/s] Information.
When it is complete, we will inform the people.
In the meantime, you can eat bread. Oh, wait...
We could liberate the Hob Nobs for the people. I of course would get to eat them to symbolise the glorious power of the people. Well someone has to do it!
Never mind all this biscuit nonsense!!! Check out the latest cutting edge piece of technology from the State Peoples Co-operative Bicycle Factory
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Can't wait to get it out on the trails. I've been assured that there may be some production delays, and quality control issues, but I'll definitely have it by 2025!!
Rich Tea?
RICH?
What about the Poor Teas, eh? I pledge that this house [b]will not rest [/b]until we are [b]all [/b]able to eat Reasonably Comfortable Tea Biscuits in harmony. Or at least Nice ones.
Comrade! Comrade! Get up, Comrade!
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Too late....
I'll raise your Gulag to my Camp X-ray!
Pigdog Capitalist oppressor... 😥 I am oppressed....but I dream of cake.....
Never mind all this biscuit nonsense
nonsense..NONSENSE!.. That's you on the list....
Nice bike btw... I see trouties got a new front light in development...
First they came for the Jammy dodgers,
and I didn't speak out because I was eating a Garibaldi
Then they came for the Digestives,
and I didn't speak out because I nibbling on a Custard cream
Then they came for the oatcakes,
and I didn't speak out because I was a bit bloated after a dunking a rich tea in my coffee
Then they came for me,
and asked me to chip in to the biscuit tin
Choccy hob nobs are only £4.50 with me
First they came for...
very good!
and that's close enough to prove Godwin's law for me!
Those Pox's Farty Rings above must be re-educated for the good of the party. The Iced Gem political commissars will see to it.
Biscuits will abound in Utopia. H.G. Wells I think.
Do you think Joe Stalin used to get crumbs caught in his enormous moustache?