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Bastard Squad?
My first thought was 'a bastard of midges'
Phlanx
FOG of midges
Cloud of Bastards
Apparently it is actually a 'bite' of midges.
Little ****ers is my usual first response.
Are they here?
Hell 😈
+1 for 'bastard of...', again before the thread was opened.
[quote=grahamt1980]My first thought was 'a bastard of midges'
This, before I even opened the thread!
Enormous bastid
A bloodbath of midges.
A squidge of Midge..
Actually it's only the females that bite so it should be a bitch of midges
It's a Torment of midges.
a **** of midges
An itch of midge
I suspect I selected the same as Junkyard
Actually it's only the females that bite so it should be a bitch of midges
Apparently when they are in the mood to mate.
So a randy bitch of midges....
I'm going with JY's suggestion 🙂
A set of ****s.
A Ure of midge?
Haha I opened the thread to post bastard !
As an aside I got over 20 bug bites on a ride recently - damp woods and mosquitos and biting insects galore. On the point of being quite grumpy indeed. Sudocreme to the rescue
bit of a mess of twitbarstewardditchtwunts*
*swear filter doesn't work on conjoined French, been banned once already for "avoiding" filter so use your imagination. Obviously only big boys and girls will understand.
Yep, I was going for bastard too.
Interestingly I'd not seen a midge before three years ago, but now I think I'm probably 30% midge gozz.
you edited that quickly squirrelking 🙂
You have to, some people here are rather fragile little things.
A fuksake of midges. The blighters were evil n of Oban on Sat night. Caol Ila taken orally worked.
A forum of midges
Misery
Eyefull.
Harry_the_Spider - MemberBastard Squad?
That's the name of my mate's band!
Bastard of midges gets my vote though.
Harry the Spider for president!
a flying c¬¬¬ of midges.
Having accidentally left the bathroom light on last night and the window open I'm going with 'A bath-full of midges'
The sash in there in never closed (I don't even think it will close now without a bit of work) so in the evening they come in, go straight up to the light, get fried, and fall. So while I'm in the bath I'm in a gentle rain of midges and end up with a black scum-like layer of midge corpses around me (along with the occasional moth that also spirals down from the light and gets stuck to my face)
This morning theres a heap of them in the bath.
All wrong. It's the Caledonian Luftwaffe.