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Ok I know it's shot but am feeling ill and lets make the most of it...
Points for the most acerbic commentary.

Arctic Monkeys 6/10


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:06 pm
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Painful enough I'm having to watch without taking part in some scoring, soon as I've scoffed my tea I'm going to stream some Breaking Bad while the wife watches the mind numbing shite.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:12 pm
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Currently trapped on the sofa between the missus and my 11 year old niece who are discussing Ellie Goulding's dress.

HELLLLLP MEEEEEE


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:15 pm
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This is truly pitiful! Where do we go from here? Down to the lake I fear
Oh Christ it's Bruno Mars


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:23 pm
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Yeah Bruno was such a surprise winner there! Great glad I haven't missed One D.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:34 pm
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Watching the folk awards, people actually playing the instruments that are on the recordings, imagine that!


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:37 pm
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Brits? More like Yanks.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:38 pm
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Blimey, Arctics won best band 🙂


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:44 pm
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I wonder what that guys wife will say when she sees him dancing with Kylie at the gym... 😕


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:46 pm
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I am also watching the Folk Awards on the BBC Red button. More talent with less marketing budget 8)


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 8:51 pm
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How much more external validation do these people need? 🙄


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:06 pm
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I saw fizzle kicks on itv2 earlier this evening, as part of their voice narration they said they were excited to be presenting an award for the second year running, and they should get a bigger dressing room this year. Cue hilarious shot of them opening broom cupboard... My comment was something along the line of I reckon they'd be more excited if they'd actually bothered to put out a record cos they'd probably win an award for best UK underground hiphop...


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:20 pm
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Blimey - 'The Crow' has just won an award...


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:39 pm
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Oh look how crazy and hilarious James is he's kissing a bloke.

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Posted : 19/02/2014 9:40 pm
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Picked "everybody" in the BRITS bingo. Looks like a stomach pump later!!!

Even my kids are bored by this, thank goodness not just me feeling old and out of touch (half) watching this!


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:41 pm
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Bastille chap's not a great front man is he?


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:52 pm
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Think it peaked when the artist formerly known as Squiggle jived on to the stage right at the start.

And why do people keep giving James Corden work he's friggin shite.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:55 pm
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They'll have a fit when they get their 'leccy bill.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 9:56 pm
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WTF is Alex Turner on about??


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:00 pm
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what a ****ing bellend


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:00 pm
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WTF is Alex Turner on about??

That is precisely what awards ceremonies should be - people talking batshit mental. Then telling them to invoice them for the mic...


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:01 pm
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It's nice that al the winners get a pizza cutter each. More useful than a statuette.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:04 pm
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That guy at the end is quite good live, cant say same for most of others.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:09 pm
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There's not many people I would like to gut, but James Corden is that person.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 10:11 pm
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Corden is just embarrassing! 'Shit!' 'Shit!' 'Beyoncé!' 'Shit!' Christ, Corden, what are you, ten? 🙄
Pathetic.


 
Posted : 19/02/2014 11:17 pm

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