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If I had one, profoundly important, observation to make as a Canadian expat of 16 years, it's that the British seem to have a singular dislike of anything colourful.

In a land that is primarily grey in summer, and dripping wet grey/venturing toward black in winter:

1. Christmas lights tend to be fog white or, if people feel really festive, emergency-services blue

2. Houses tend to be rust-coloured brick, or grey pebble-dash (if ever proof of the existence of the devil were needed, pebble dash must be it)

but above all...

3. Cars seem to be white, black, silver, or red (which, no matter what the salespeople say, still fades to shit after a few years)

Honestly, what's with that? Colour can engender significant levels of positive feeling in people, yet a vast majority of people I encounter here prefer the most subdued - even dour - shades. Hell, when I was playing ice hockey here, players even chose to wear all-black practice kit!

People of Britain: For the love of all that's good, and for the sake of a smile, lighten up!


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 5:56 pm
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The fashion for white Xmas lights is fairly recent. Most places I see still have lots of colours.

The housing estate I live on is nicknamed "Balamory" by the locals on account of the houses being various colours.

Silver is the best colour for a car if you don't like washing it.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:00 pm
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Ford gets what I mean!

green ford

blue ford

orange ford

yellow ford


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:00 pm
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Primarily green around here in summer and reds and golds in winter. I like my bikes to resemble quality streets too. Anodised tat everywhere and frame colour is generally orange, purple or green if possible


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:01 pm
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I used to have a silver ford focus company car. Parked it at Heathrow and forgot exactly where. That was fun to come back to.

But Xmas lights are always multicoloured in our house.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:19 pm
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If I had one, profoundly important, observation to make as a Canadian expat of 16 years,

Wooooh, I've just about survived what Canadians laughingly call "spring" here. Dear God, a more miserable season has yet to be invented, and I haven't seen the sun for 3 weeks. I thought London autumn was bad but I'm considering moving to Togo just to remember what sunshine looks and feels like...


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:23 pm
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I agree.

Look at the colour of housing in Europe - so much colour.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:25 pm
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You think it is bad here. Take a trip to Belgium!


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:26 pm
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I'm with you on this for cars, certainly, I've been saying it for years. Last time I chose a company car there were maybe a dozen colour choices of which probably two-thirds were variations on silver (and metallic grey is ****ing silver and fooling no-one, get in the sea).

I think there's a perception - correctly or not I don't know - that "safe" colours have a higher resale value. So rather than buying a colour you like, you buy one that the fewest people will potentially dislike. It's the same with the interior design of every house built in the last 20 years - plain magnolia in every room, sir?


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:27 pm
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In a land that is primarily grey in summer

Very yellow and different shades of green around here and the thorn on flower it's pretty colourful. And in autumn the shades of reds, browns, oranges, and yellows as the leaves turn. Maybe open your eyes a bit more


 
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SaxonRider, grey in Summer? Come on it’s wall to wall green here dude!

I do wish we could have more colours for cars though, I looked at the Skoda Superb website the other day - your choices? Black, White, 8 shades of what I’d call grey, they claimed one was blue, it wasn’t. Saying that an old Boss of mine nearly 20 years ago owned a Yellow Audi A3, it was ****ing gopping! I’m told White is popular now because it’s the cheapest colour.

For the sake of comparison my only experience of Canada was Vancouver for a few days, one of the Greyest Cities I’ve ever seen, Beautiful from some angles (I liked the harbour) but quite ugly from others. Whistler on the other had was GREEN, but their trees have a more tan colour than the dark brown we have here. I really liked it.

I think the french do a nice pallet for cars, not the ones they sell here, but they have some nice ones I saw a few clios in a sort of brown that reminded me of a mushroom, I think they’ve long gotten oven trying to make their cars look all aggressive and ‘sporty’ for the sake of it.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:40 pm
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Silver is the best colour for a car if you don’t like washing it.

Yep, that is why I have had a number of silver cars. I wash my car about twice a year.

As for grey in summer, absolute rubbish. Looking at the window all I can see is green, purple, yellow and white all mixing together very nicely (my wife is a very good gardener).


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 6:52 pm
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why is there always got to be something wrong with people who like stuff, you don't like?
plus "grey" in summer? where on this green and pleasant land are you?...


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:11 pm
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where on this green and pleasant land are you?

Prison by the sounds of it.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:13 pm
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As somebody above said, this is all quite recent. Black as a colour for cars went out of fashion in the 50s but came back a decade (maybe two) ago. White was briefly popular in the 80s for chavvy hot hatches, followed by a couple of decades in the doldrums. For much of my life blue was the most popular and most saleable colour for a car, with red second. In terms of clothes in the 80s there was a rash of flourescent pink and yellow in leisure wear - now it's all black and grey. I think it might be linked to the economy - perceived affluence goes hand in hand with muted "tasteful" colours. When I used to teach English to foreign students a Spanish girl told me that she loved the fact that elderly English women wore all sorts of pastel colours whereas in Spain they all wore black (I'm going back to the 70s here). I'm not really aware of Canadians being any more colourful but then for that matter European cars are all muted colours and building materials tend to reflect the area. Colourful buildings tend to be those where the buildings are concrete or rendered. Painting red brick is stupidity incarnate as it condemns you to a lifetime of painting in addition to compromising the breathability of a marvellous material.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:35 pm
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In a land that is primarily grey in summer

I may have overstated this. Put it down to rhetorical flamboyance. In any case, I was thinking of the sky.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:49 pm
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I've got purple pants on soooo.... 🤔


 
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It depends on the mood of the country. The late 60s were quite colourfuland the start of the 70s were dazzling. Then came Thatcher and black and white punk. The late 80s were pretty bright and then came war and austerity.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:58 pm
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This sky?

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Edit: note the yellow streetlight. We have red ones and blue ones too.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 7:59 pm
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I love colour! One thing I have noticed is the tendency to wear beige after a certain age. When I’m on holiday I can almost guarantee that the people dressed head to toe in beige will be middle-aged Brits!


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 8:01 pm
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Bloody foreigners coming over here slagging off our colour scheme, whats that all aboot....


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 8:06 pm
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Just ordered a new company car. Given what I need to carry and how little I want to spend, I've picked an astra sports tourer. I've ended up with a white one, but really wanted some of the fun colours they only do on the little toy cars. They're just not available on sensible cars.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 8:10 pm
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I’ve got purple pants on soooo….

Get some red jeans and a mullet, and you could be Canadian.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 8:20 pm
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Yeah Monday’s lunch stop was grey and dull.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 8:49 pm
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We tried colour- it was called the 70s. Look at the colours around then! BL cars in nappy cack yellow, orange sofas. Avocado green bathroom suites.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 9:09 pm
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I remember when all this were black and white.


 
Posted : 16/05/2019 10:38 pm
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Once again with the British thing.

You're not likely to see stone and white pebble dash in scotland except in tobermorey which appears to be on some kind of trip.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 5:55 am
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You emigrated FROM Canada TO the UK 😳


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 6:19 am
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Its the snow blindness or maybe effects of the recent off James.

Step outside the grey polluted flatlands of Cardiff and you will discover a multitude of green colours. The colours of those cars are ideal for an attention seeking 18 year old .. a bit cringe worthy for anyone older though.


 
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My garden has masses of purples , whites ,yellows,oranges,blues and cat scat.
I like a pink shirt.
The missus did try christmas tree light apartheid ,however Little J & I insisted on the most tacky colourful flashing options! 🙂
My missus is Hyacinth Bucket and I claim my £5.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 7:18 am
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I live in Spain, the sky's very blue in summer. And all the cars are white, silver, black or red.
TBH I reckon we are generally a bit more adventurous than other Europeans when it comes to style and colour. Maybe a little too adventurous at times, but certainly less dull than the label obsessed Italians for example.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 7:54 am
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I've been in Lisbon this week, all the buildings were very colourful.

Unfortunately I got food poisoning/a virus materialised yesterday, so the journey back - including the plane ride - has also been very colourful...


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 8:35 am
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Senor J makes a very good point.

What other countries go quite so mad for the gardening?


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 8:46 am
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Houses tend to be rust-coloured brick

Sets off your climbing roses, clematis or Wisteria quite nicely


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 8:56 am
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SaxonRider Before the industrial revolution every house, village town and city looked like Portmeirion. During the IR all buildings turned black within weeks, so no one bothered, the art has been lost


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 8:57 am
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I was just thinking how grey the world was on Saturday night so I took this ....


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:06 am
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If you want grey you need to go to Frankfurt, they have every shade of it imaginable and then some


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:10 am
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It's not just colours that change when UK hits periods of austerity:

https://www.bbc.com/ideas/videos/what-your-skirt-length-can-tell-you-about-the-econ/p070r0np


 
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I was just thinking how grey the world was on Saturday night so I took this ….

I'm amazed thats not made the news by now given the number of angry commuters there must have been on Monday


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:50 am
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I’m amazed thats not made the news by now given the number of angry commuters there must have been on Monday

It's only Fifers, ken?

Naebody gie's a shite aboot the Fifers.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:53 am
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All green on my screen here. Can't move for trees and stuff. Almost walked into a brown cow outside the house the other day. Sky was blue, no clouds. Blah de blah blah blah.

If you're expecting to find grey things, you probably will.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:57 am
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This was my monday picnic. not grey.

I have black bikes though. super black - with pink/ green grips.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 10:12 am
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My van is bright yellow, my favourite bike is lime green, my hallway is yellow, kitchen terracotta and Christmas lights colourful as possible. Just planted up the garden with as much colour as possible for summer. You’re talking more nonsense than usual.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 10:15 am
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I was just thinking how grey the world was on Saturday night so I drove across to the East coast and took this ….

🙂 🙂


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 10:27 am
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My van is bright yellow, my favourite bike is lime green, my hallway is yellow, kitchen terracotta and Christmas lights colourful as possible. Just planted up the garden with as much colour as possible for summer. You’re talking more nonsense than usual.

You have a colourful turn of phrase now and again 😉


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 10:40 am
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Has anyone pointed out we don't need to add colour to compensate for a lack of history and culture?

😛


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 10:41 am
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Ouch!
Lets go full stereotype.

canuks


 
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I was just thinking how grey the world was on Saturday night so I drove across to the East coast and took this ….

No I didn't. I was already there.  🙂


 
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You emigrated FROM Canada TO the UK 😳

This is exactly what I thought, but back to the OP.

Having spent quite a lot of time in Canada, what's so colourful about BC compared to the UK? I accept you generally have a bit better summer, and you have more hippy cafes that can be quite colourful, but you get your fair share of grey skies and rain. Your cities/suburbs are just a grey as ours. Don't get me wrong, I love Canada and would move there tomorrow, but the bits I have seen aren't especially colourful compared to the UK. You do have a lot more space and there does seem to be more positive people over there, but that could just my naivety and be the people I've encountered.


 
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I didn't vote Brexit to have some American coming over here telling me my green and pleasant land needed more color


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 11:35 am
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Man, if there's anything I care less about than the Eurovision Shit Contest it's what colour Christmas lights people have. Weird.


 
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A matter of opinion, obviously, but I think all cars are absolutely hideous, so a muted colour is best.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 4:32 pm
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what’s so colourful about BC compared to the UK?

BC? Nothing at all. But then again, it's on the other side of the Rockies from Canada. 😉

It seems I derailed my own thread by describing Britain as "grey". I don't actually think it is. I mean, I love the green that can be seen year-round... I was really only making a sarcastic comment about the rain we get here compared to where I grew up. That being so, I stand by what I said regarding building colours, car colours, and Christmas lights.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 4:41 pm
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I was really only making a sarcastic comment about the rain we get here compared to where I grew up.

Well you're moving from a continental to a maritime climate. That's not a British thing as you have some Maritime provinces back where you came from, and BC as mentioned. But yes, clear blue skies are only an occasional winter feature of the British Isles, and more on the east than the west. It's been like that for a long time and no amount of pastel-coloured houses or yellow cars will change it. Well, the cars might, what with the greenhouse gases.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 5:11 pm
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In a land that is primarily grey in summer

i'm brown/green colour blind but even i can tell it's not grey in summer


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 5:24 pm
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Yes no blue skies in the UK.


 
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I do agree about the Christmas lights - I’m not sure when they changed to the white twinkly things but man they look s**t compared to the old fashioned red/ yellow/ green ones...


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 7:39 pm
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Was it not when everything went over to LED and white was the easiest/cheapest/brightest available?


 
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You may be right - I wasted many happy childhood hours trying to find the duff bulb that would put the whole string out of action 😄


 
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I’m not sure when they changed to the white twinkly things but man they look s**t compared to the old fashioned red/ yellow/ green ones…

I can clearly remember my sister deciding that multicolour was tacky and white would be far more elegant, and that was probably about 30 years ago... (Obviously it wouldn't have been LED like these days, but same idea). Amusingly my eldest daughter decided the same thing this year, but as it's my tree and I'm paying for it no way José.


 
Posted : 17/05/2019 9:18 pm
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Coming out of Heathrow after a week in New York it was like, wow someone has turned the green knob to 11.


 
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Painting brick and stone houses is just daft. Painting wooden shacks is a requirement so you might aswell paint it a colour.

Having said all that. All my interior walls are nice greys. Makes the greenery pop.


 
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Wooooh, I’ve just about survived what Canadians laughingly call “spring” here. Dear God, a more miserable season has yet to be invented, and I haven’t seen the sun for 3 weeks. I thought London autumn was bad but I’m considering moving to Togo just to remember what sunshine looks and feels like…

Where are you? Spring here in Vancouver has been pretty nice.


 
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White and silver cars hide minor scratches and imperfections better than any other colours.

Not that I let that detail stop me driving a bright green camper van every day 👍


 
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red (which, no matter what the salespeople say, still fades to shit after a few years)

Not any more, it doesn’t.


 
Posted : 18/05/2019 8:55 pm
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Even our cities can be colourful, like Bristol...


 
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Portree

Tobermory


 
Posted : 18/05/2019 9:17 pm
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That's awful Scotroutes.

I have to suffer seeing this place almost daily.


 
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