[Closed] The best insult that you've seen on here

Surely?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=singletrackworld

cocklobster amused me

the original, but still the best, imo;

u r xc jeyboy

and of course;

ur bik is sarecin

I got called a cock-lord on chocolate foot once.

I guess they know what a cock-lord is...

Which one are you...TJ,Elfin or Al?
Or "arsehat".

The fellow on the thread about a chap who had lost in love. The thread had reference to joiner/wood.
He suggested the OP MDFTFU.
Excellent.

ur bik is sarecin

saracin was the original I thought.

''jumped up Nazi cockweasal''
''middle class whiney cockbags''
😀

Which one are you...TJ, Elfin or Al?

The greatest compliment any of you mere mortals could ever possibly hope to receive....

"don't talk with your mouth full - cock smoker!"

Tube steak I think tops it for me.

I have used it in many occasions!

Surely?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=singletrackworld

This is amazing 😆

i liked the reply from someone on here about david cameron.when big dave won the general election,he looked just like a freshly w*^&ed cock. 🙂

MDFTFU.

I howled at that at the time, absolutely +1.

MDFTFU ????

I'm thick, please explain.

Medium Density Fibreboard The Flip Up.

does not in any way make sense really. I fail to see how it could be classed as an 'insult'. If someone said that to me, I'd think them an imbecile, quite frankly. 😐

I got called a cock-lord on chocolate foot once.

To be fair the CF crew were a perceptive lot.

MDFTFU ????

I'm thick, please explain.

MDF meets MTFU

does not in any way make sense really. I fail to see how it could be classed as an 'insult'. If someone said that to me, I'd think them an imbecile, quite frankly.

Jealousy is a terrible thing.

What do you mean, 'jealousy is a terrible thing', Yossarian? What do you [i]mean[/i]?

Hmm?

Medium Density Fibreboard The Flip Up.

does not in any way make sense really

Well not like that it doesn't but as it was posted and in the context, I suppose it's a spoonerism of sorts and made me chuckle

I mean that your royal self is put out, a lack of attention perhaps?

Cockwipe. It didn't even get reported to teh mods, which is odd, as tw(think of the symbol that you use after your name and before your email service provider) was. Apparently, saying tw at is terribly rude, but cockwipe isn't. Therefore, I think the word cockwipe is brilliant and I shall call as many people a cockwipe as possible.

as it was posted and in the context

Can't find the thread...and it was an excellent post...though to be fair, I don't think it was an "insult" at the time.

does not in any way make sense really. I fail to see how it could be classed as an 'insult'.

No you are wrong talk nonsense anyway Yossarian.

Come to think of it, I think one of the funniest 'insults' I've read on here was actually Harry Spider himself, calling [i]his own child[/i] a knob:

http://www.singletrackworld.com/forum/topic/my-lad-has-just-seen-father-christmas-and-asked-for-a

Made me [i]laugh[/i], I tell you. I mean, look at the little lad's face. Blissfully oblivious and happy in his own little world, bless him.

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😆

No you are wrong talk nonsense anyway Yossarian.

Sure x

Can't find the thread

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=mdftfu

Elf recently accused someone of quoting the great Greek philosopher Testicles.

I thought this was very funny 🙂

Heh! You like that one innit Mol?! 😉

I dunno; I find most 'insults' just a bit childish and boring really. Much prefer a good put-down.

A well thought out, propperly demeaning, condescending put-down is far cleverer than a childish 'you xxxx' IMO.

But the true Master of Argue was the Great Barnes, who never resorted to insulting people, yet often had folks wound up and losing their cool over very very little. A true Genius in fact.

I miss SimonFBarnes. 😥

Elfinsafety - Member

I miss SimonFBarnes.

Where has that cock lord gone ?

I remember being at a match once and hearing someone shouting 'Ho!, McGeady!. Your ma's got baws and yer da loves it!'

Brilliant.

Elf recently accused someone of quoting the great Greek philosopher Testicles.

Not to be confused with Tresticles, the greek god with three, erm 'ticles'. Walked a bit like John Wayne and gave rise to the phrase "God moves in mysterious ways".

Or Facilities, the greek goddess of convenience.

maccruiskeen insulted my milkshake thread. Made me smile anyway. 🙂

'Ho!, McGeady!. Your ma's got baws and yer da loves it!

I'm not up with the local brogue yet - wtf does that mean? I can guess but I'm hoping I'm wrong!

barnsley mitch is the king of insults on here.....imho 😀

he looked just like a freshly w*^&ed cock

This is it. The ultimate!!!

fin du cloche

Firetarter had me proper crying with laughter, tears and evryfink, once, with: Bulb-End. 😆

Insults are too easy and for the hard of thinking, a clever put down is where it's at.

Why thank you ton. Does this mean I'm forgiven for calling bombadillo a nazi cockweasel? 😀

The saracin/jey boy thing didn't start here. MBUK forum, I think.