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Thankfully the cricket didn't stop the enjoyment of my picnic at Lords today.

Beer was cold, I wasn't at work, watching cricket in the sun.

If Lords produced proper cricket wickets it would help, but at least we know the track will still be as good on day 5.


 
Posted : 16/07/2015 6:11 pm
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More likely to be the follow on, Martin!


 
Posted : 16/07/2015 10:17 pm
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The damm locals are getting excited


 
Posted : 16/07/2015 10:44 pm
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When do we think the declaration will come? After tea today when they have 550 or tomorrow morning on 600+

A half decent reply from England will get a draw ie no follow on.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 6:28 am
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Woohoo. We're really romping through the top order now!*

*Don't be too disappointed when you rush over for a look.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 10:42 am
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Well. We did get off a bit lightly with Smith in the first test.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 1:51 pm
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Christ this is getting boring now.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 1:57 pm
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Got tickets for sunday.
Between the tedium and the fact it is going to chuck it down all day I doubt we will be going


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:02 pm
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Also due to be going on Sunday.

Factor in jetlag to the above and, erm......


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:13 pm
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Aussies need to declare soon.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:18 pm
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Or get themselves out.

On this wicket there is no reason why England shouldn't be able to bat this out.

(I know, I know).


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:24 pm
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England always inexplicably collapse on good batting wickets where the opposition has posted a decent score.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:29 pm
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There's an Aussie collapse going on here though.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:32 pm
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517 for 1
proof that anything is possible.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 2:44 pm
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Declared... Seems early to me


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:05 pm
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I don't think I dare look....


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:06 pm
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Clever captaincy. How to screw with the opposition's minds.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:08 pm
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Clever captaincy. How to screw with the opposition's minds.

Will wait to see what happens before saying it's clever 🙂

(England will probably collapse to 70-4 or something similar very soon)


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:10 pm
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😥


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:14 pm
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What the ****ing ****


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:16 pm
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I can't see a collapse today.

80 - 1 at the close. Lyth the man out.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:17 pm
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Wish I could share your optimism.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:21 pm
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Lyth the man out.

Well that bit is certainly correct...

Cook needs to get a big score here.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:23 pm
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Christ on a bike


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:52 pm
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I am frankly embarrassed now 🙁


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:57 pm
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And another 🙁


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:57 pm
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oooh dear


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:57 pm
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England will probably collapse to 70-4 or something similar very soon

I may have been a bit generous...


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:58 pm
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FFS - at least try and tire their bowlers out for the follow-on.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 3:58 pm
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🙁


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:05 pm
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On dear


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:05 pm
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Those of you thinking about not going on Sunday...

I think the lights'll be off if you did go 🙁


 
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At least I predicted Lyth would get out! Never expected Bell and Root to fall so cheaply.

England would take 70 - 4 at the close right now.


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:08 pm
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And now Stokes has faced three balls and nearly got out three times.

Seriously? WTF has happened here?


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:10 pm
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FFS etc


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:11 pm
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Hey - a whole over without a wicket 🙂


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:12 pm
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Grahamt1980 & Captainflashheart, I'd look at going for a bike ride on Sunday if I were you...


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:26 pm
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C'mon Cooky..


 
Posted : 17/07/2015 4:34 pm
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I've only just got over the shock of the score I looked at when I got up, bloke in the pub last night was convinced Lyth was on for a ton today...


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:20 am
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Well a big change and a massive improvement, being faced with a gobby Warne berating my ears on TV this morning I'm back with TMS/ABC Grandstand and the difference it incredible. 20 mins of Aggers and Tuffers and now we have Blofeld!


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 10:23 am
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Well I must be the only one watching/listening 🙂 Could that be the bit of luck?


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 12:57 pm
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Buttler gone. This could finish quite quickly now.

Moeen and Broad needs to play with some patience - if they do then maybe a the follow on can be avoided - assuming the Aussies will enforce it?


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 1:26 pm
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What now? A rapid fire 100 partnership to avoid batting again today?

Broad may be thinking that way!


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 2:23 pm
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no way they will enforce the follow on, knock a couple of hundred with some freedom and then pick England off over 4 or 5 sessions.


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 2:29 pm
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I agree - They'd like to be batting today for a bit - maybe 20 overs - 80 runs?


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 2:39 pm
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Well I'd put money on [s]50[/s] 30 from the tail over batting to the close the way they are swinging. Neither is a great help...

(maybe a edit in there)


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:22 pm
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Tail did rather better than the top order


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:44 pm
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Aussies going bat again - 150 by lunch tomorrow would be a 500 run lead and 5 sessions to take 10 wickets - or England to get them?

I still fancy a draw.


 
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[quote=tiggs121 ]150 by lunch tomorrow would be a [s]500[/s] 400 run lead

Though they won't take that long to get to 150. 25 overs left today, I'd expect to see at least 100 on the board.


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:49 pm
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...unless of course it rains tomorrow morning


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:52 pm
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Ooops - aye - meant to say 250!

Could never be a scorer!


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 3:58 pm
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Ah, 250 by lunch tomorrow is certainly feasible, though I'm not sure Clarke would feel the need to set that high a target for this England team, new positive approach or not.


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 4:19 pm
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There is no way that Lyth, Bell and Root will get out so cheaply again.........is there?

I reckon Clarke will think he needs at least 450 to be safe and give himself the time to win.


 
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[quote=tiggs121 ]There is no way that Lyth, Bell and Root will get out so cheaply again.........is there?

I'm assuming you weren't an England cricket supporter in the 90s?


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 4:32 pm
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....fair point aracer.

I'll still predict a rain assisted draw.


 
Posted : 18/07/2015 4:36 pm
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Anyone fancy England to get these?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:00 pm
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No


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:15 pm
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I'm hoping for Cook to reprise Athers' most famous innings. It will take something like that.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 12:18 pm
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Well I guess that's not going to happen then 🙁


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:09 pm
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Bell and Ballance need to be there at the end of the day now. Not so sure they will manage that on current form?


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 1:19 pm
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They all seem keen to get home in time for Countryfile. 🙄


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 2:36 pm
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The report at Tea.

Aaaaargh. Run your bat in you idiot!

Almost want it to be over and done with to be honest. A very weak England display.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 2:49 pm
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The report just after tea.

Two down already!

The pub is calling.


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 3:07 pm
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Crikey, this is a proper hammering. Aussies showing mental strength to come back from first test result to deliver a humiliating thrashing like this. I hope England can recover psychologically from this. 🙂


 
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This is why England fans make the most of it when we win a match against Australia.

Though to look at the positives, so far this year we've been alternating winning comfortably with getting thrashed and there are 3 tests left...


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 3:43 pm
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And that's that. Total capitulation.

We're officially shit at cricket again! 😀


 
Posted : 19/07/2015 3:44 pm
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appeal and it's plum ! 🙂


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:13 am
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smith gone


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:41 am
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clarke goe


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:57 am
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clark been yorked classic


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:57 am
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That's more like it! Yorker!

Great to see Finn back and firing!


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:58 am
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Great for Finn, 2 wickets in his first three overs.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:58 am
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What a great start! Good to see Finn coming in and getting quickly into the swing of things.
RM.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 10:59 am
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Let's get Rogers out now. If he hangs around I think they could still get a decent score.


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 11:01 am
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4 down


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:16 pm
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5 down


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:21 pm
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Maybe we don't need to get Rogers out. 😀


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:21 pm
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Anderson is unplayable 🙂


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:21 pm
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Golly.


 
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get a shortleg in for rogers, he's looking right twitchy against finn


 
Posted : 29/07/2015 1:25 pm
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