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http://www.bbc.co.uk/apprentice/candidates.shtml

"To me making money is better than sex.", says Ben Clarke. Already sounds like a wnaker!

Yasmina looks like something that landed at Roswell

Kimberly says "I bring honesty and integrity to the table, I don't lie, cheat or backstab". Hmm, first to go?

Majid says "I think that business is the backbone to this world. Without companies buying and selling there wouldn't be any economy." No Sht Sherlock!

Why am I even looking at this stuff?

Kill me now


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:00 pm
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Of all of them I think Yasmina is alright by keeping it simple.

LOL @ Ben Clarke ...


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:06 pm
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[i]To me making money is better than sex[/i]

translates as "I can't get a shag."


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:10 pm
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[i]select your target for insults & loathing now[/i]
the viewers.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:10 pm
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To me making money is better than sex

He's doing it wrong.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:11 pm
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"Business is the new rock 'n' roll and I'm Elvis Presley"

What. A. Dick.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:13 pm
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I hate them. I don't know any of them, BUT I HATE THEM.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:14 pm
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Brilliant TV. Cannot wait.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:26 pm
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Howard Ebison - "If I don't go far down this route I shall go far down another route"

Brilliant.

I love The Apprentice. People with massive egos, who think they are the dogs danglies but aren't. The only dislike I have about it is when they are obviously rubbish, but so far up their own backsides they can't see/admit it.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:31 pm
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I just don't understand how Sugar is so rich. Has anybody got anything in their house with an Amstrad label on it?


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:34 pm
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siht tv.

agree with AndyP.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:36 pm
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Debra Barr first out âž¡


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 12:43 pm
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"Business is the new rock 'n' roll and I'm Elvis Presley"

Another chappie who will go down a storm, will the banks lend to a dead man, cos they wont lend to the living...


 
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excellent, i love the apprentice and all the banter.

i doubt we will beat the classic opening line by the irish bird last year and sugar bringing this up when he fired her...

"I am probably the best sales person in Europe"

yeah right luv!


 
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Belfast born and bred, Ben is the rebellious stockbroker who considers himself to be ruthless and money-obsessed. The former Gavin Henson lookalike is inspired by the Playboy brand and cites Hugh Heffner as one of his most admired business figures. Rugby-playing Ben admits to being 'cocky' but insists that he takes business very seriously. He is a young professional with what he describes as a raw hunger to make as much money as possible.

He says: "To me making money is better than sex."

Ben clarke the man who put the c0ck in cocky


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:01 pm
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I just don't understand how Sugar is so rich.

Made most of us money in property.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:04 pm
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"To me making money is better than sex."

Well there is a good chance he won't be doing either


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:06 pm
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Only reason to watch this is to see all these smarmy, smart bums fall apart.

Can't wait 😆


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:10 pm
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The apprentice = Economy FAIL.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:18 pm
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im a sucker... the 'cringe-factor' of it is amazing.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 1:23 pm
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AndyP - Member
select your target for insults & loathing now
the viewers.

can't hear you up on that horse mate!


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 2:50 pm
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[i]can't hear you up on that horse mate! [/i]

[checks]
it's an office chair, not a horse.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 2:54 pm
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Majid Nagra's beard makes him look like a Thunderbird


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 3:21 pm
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My target for insults is anyone watching the tripe!


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 3:27 pm
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wayhey, we've a guy from Rochdale on the show... He'll be ridiculed and be chosen to be project manager and first one to be fired! 😀


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 3:48 pm
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What proportion of television is simply an excuse to laugh at other people's uselessness? It sometimes feels like a very large one...

🙂


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:05 pm
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Majid certainly has his finger on the pulse there - he'll go far.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:11 pm
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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7948783.stm ]One left already![/url] Oh how I hate myself for watching this pap


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:17 pm
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Removes PC hat - It looks like a list of stroke victims -( is that a bit harsh - I apologise in advance).

Have their faces been skewed ?


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:19 pm
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I so miss having a TV....
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My, my, the view from the IronicHorse is grand today! 🙂


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:20 pm
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What proportion of television is simply an excuse to laugh at other people's uselessness?

Isn't most of it just to give you a reason to shout at the TV?


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 4:24 pm
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Come on though guys, you must admit that arguing about bicycle components on the internet is a far more noble calling than watching The Apprentice.


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 5:44 pm
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Token Ginger....!! haha


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 6:21 pm
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"I bring verve and vigour to everything I do, especially being a c**t"


 
Posted : 17/03/2009 7:29 pm

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