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I for one will be watching the cringe-worthyness of it all. Don't normally do "reality" shows but seeing some of these prize plumbs strutting around is somehow compulsive viewing. Some are so far up their own holes that I am almost embarrassed for them.
Thing is theres one of these prize tools in every office I have worked in.
LOL in advance for the one who reckons she's worked with "Al Gore, Desmond Tutu and the Dalai Lama".
As I said before, I will be, but only for the banter on this thread. The Apprentice. My phone. STW - worse ways to spend a Tuesday night.
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I'll be tuned in, can't wait 🙂
yup love it, right up there with TOWIE and GLEE 
I will be on here while my wife watches it probably...although I'll have an eye on it to shout at the TV every now and then.
Towering self-regard – check
Monstrous Ego – check
Bumbling Buffoon – check
= unparalleled asshattery.
"Don't tell me the sky's limit if there are fingerprints on the moon" - Holy Jebus, how awful.
You beat me to that one deluded 😀
let the bell-endery commence.....
Afternoon posters...
guy with horrific pre-pubescent 'tache FTW!
Plenty of totty to [s]perv[/s] look at.
One of the guys doesn't have a chin.
And the bullshit from the contestants begins......
(Is it only me who sees Sid James everytime s'ralan is on??) 😆
"I'm a sales manager...cum Sales Director". Knob!!
No totty to perv at
Very poor turn out
I seek out pain rather than pleasure
Huge cans - check.
LOL: "Weak people in business are a waste of space, & a weak handshake is unforgiveable"...
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😀Huge cans - check.
No totty to perv atVery poor turn out
I have low standards. 😳
"Team Ability"?!?!?! WTF!!
The one who worked with Al Gore.
Someone take her out the back and put her down now.
The boys look like they've come dressed as labour, lib dem or Tory candidates. Apart from the one who has come dresssed for a funeral.
FFS, just heard the first management bullshit speak....
"What are you going to bring to the table?"......
****s sake, are they applying for a job waiting on?
I spend the £250 on a giant turnip. Shows initative innit.
£250 to playwith
Come on, place your bets?
How much do each team £££?
utterly beyond parody. Conversations conducted in self-proclaiming cliches
We should play business-cliche bingo
where on earth do they find these people?
No, it's a f'ing plum.
we need oranges
is this an orange?
I don't know...
LOLZ
Rolling with the punches.
We're maxing on oranges.
How much do each team £££?
£0 and 17 boxes of oranges.
I'm not holding out much hope for the boys' project manager.
The one guy is Piers Morgans lovechild.
Neither teams bought magic beans? Losers...
Did one of them just say....
"sales are not important"?
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Evil Edna seeks out pain??? Wouldnae mess wi her!
The thing is (going by the tv review section on radio today), sralan gets really miffed if anybody questions the fact that it's just idiots on here.
The boys pm is a prize t!t. Good lordy.
There he goes again. Roll with the punches. What a ****.
We're rolling with the punches still
If only it were literally 😀
Dd? Sralan gets miffed if anyone questions if it's just idiots on here? Never knew Al was an STW fan, let alone defend us, seen him on a road bike though.
I was only talking about binners really.
I hope he's washed his hands.
Café for the boys?
Or is it typical apprentice shtick...against all odds they'll win?
Edge of the seat stuff. 🙂
What about the gimpy one that loves himself, Vincent (he looks like mickey from only fools and horses)
I started off wanting to kill them, now I'm just laughing at the unbelievable incompetence of it all. "Roll with the punches"? "Footprint on the moon"?
Sorry, but Vincent is THE knobber of the male group.
Can't spell vegetable?????????
You've clearly never seen me in a suit DD. I'm a tiger. Ggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr 😀
Vince: I've got some handsome men here who have made you some lovely juice
It's living up to expectations. Entertaining but cringeworthy!
do you know what I said?
Roll with the punches.
That's what I said.
What did I say boys?
Somebody punch him! Then we'll see how he rolls
Well dd, don't make such a song and dance about it. Just roll with the punches.
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Comedy award nominees
No point in talking, just drink it!
Like the juggling inventor and irish conflict defuser Jim. Melodies breasts will see her right for a while...
Café for the boys.
Edward for the chop.?
I wonder who is going to tap into who in the house.
deluded, keep your mind on the game! This is cold hard business here. Roll with the punches.
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Edward ^^
That cafe looks great! We should all play "guys" bingo...sheeez! How many time do they say it...
It's a need to know basis...
Not looking great for Edward. Why anyone would volunteer for PM for the first task, I dunno.
Its a gamble 50/50 you'll win, and then you get kudos for the win
Liking the scouse bloke
Here we go.
"Not only am I the youngest in the team, I am the shortest"
Pure class, he's a keeper.
Lol @ "I'm the shortest"
He's gone
He properly chucked his rattle out of the pram there
Lord Alan is clearly a shortist.
His last words...
Roll with the punches. Class.
A promising start. Edward has rolled from the building.
Leon is Gordon Brown and Piers Morgans lovechild.
Edward the accountant , his figures didnt add up.
GONE.
Lord Alan is clearly a shitist.
GlitterGary - MemberLord Alan is clearly a shitist.
Is that a typo?