[Closed] The Apprentice

Pinewood studios, I'm sure that's a huge furniture store? Classic

****wits the lot of them. Sandeesh has been totally pointless throughout. Let's hope the bell tolls for she...

I reckon that Stuart Baggs bloke is going to be out the door.

But they're all unbelievably annoying although Laura isn't bad looking.

I would say Sansdeesh as well but at the end of last weeks show the Lord gave the impression that it was one of the more switched on idiots. I think Stella might be off.

I hope it's Stewart.

I think there is a high chance of "Stuart Baggs" becoming a part of everyday English language as a euphimism for "total bell end"...

LOL @ MussEd.
Yeah, no-one is very impressed with him, the fact that he's been screaming round Brands Hatch in a BMW while everyone else does all the work...

'The Brand' is a complete to$$er - shouting is NOT a good form of management!

Also - who would have guessed he drove an M3 😉

DrP

That Stuart would last about two weeks at most real places of work...

Saw that Laura shopping the other day.
Given that the show's pre-recorded and she didn't appear to be 'living the life' I'd say she doesn't ultimately 'triumph'.

They are such a bunch of ****less, useless, stupid tossers. None of them deserve a job in mcdonalds.

I can't STAND the arrogance of it all.

It's my neck on the line here.

God, it's cringeworthy.

WHO the **** would buy either of those? Folk must really really love their children to buy shite like that...

sandesh, what a stupid women

The blonde one, the fit one, the army one and the frowny bloke seem ok. As for the rest.....oh dear. Stuart needs a punch in the cock.

Oh dear, I know wha let's up the price after we have sold the product!!!

Kn088er!!!

Liz has just blown it.

Looks like Liz saved the day.

Hmmm Liz..

Liz saves the day, fit as

Beamers fails.

Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards

Damn.

Damn damn damn.

DrP

stuart, someone needs to cut his balls of. good bye sandesh

I've not seen it and don't want to but on the trailers why do they ALWAYS hold the phone like they are staring in Star Trek and talking into their communicator thingies?

ah ****.

I'm going to have to delegate responsibility for selecting suitable punishments for being 'Stuart Baggs' to iDave.

Stewies school 'pals' all said he was an unpopular bully. Sometimes you can just see someone on TV and know they have bad BO, just like stewie and chris from eggheads.

So everyone can hear the conversation and join in.

Stuart is amazing! Glad he stays in. What an entertainingly ridiculous bellend.

I stand by what I said about Liz. She is in the Lord's sights.

She boosted the sales in the end though.

Stuart should go through life with palsy, leprosy, crabs, puss filled sores, malaria, black water fever, bot fly infestation and should be repeatedly tarnished with cheese graters.

Och! Just made a total Stuart Baggs of my supper by burning my toast trying to catch the end of this and now that total Stuart Baggs has survived!

Stuart should be beaten to death with his own innards

Oh, that's brilliant. Consider that statement stolen for my own useage...

Liz messed up the purchase of the blank DVDs. She's gone.

Surely there are some child protection issues involved with selling people DVDs of other people's kids (the one they messed up)!?

Sandeesh is very quiet.

Dum dum twoka dum dum!

Beamers you're fired!

Happy to be wrong on this one. At least another week of Liz.

Hubbar hubba.

I like the blonde lass. She's clearly seething with hatred.
iDave when you finalise the punishment I'll assign the duty of administering said punishment, to her. Her evil smile is Awesome.

All these punishing commissions are great TSY. Able to do a bulk discount price if you can add Adrian Chiles and Stephen Fry to the roster.

Liz (hmmm... Liz <drool>) could go all the way. Often steps in to save the day and she did it again by grabbing the car but how much did they pay for it? It looked like they might have had to pay full rrp getting it from the shopping ctr? And how did she not raise the alarm over the number of DVD after she was the one who calculated they could only do a max of 4 per hour. Crazy! Stella's comment and expression at the very end were priceless 🙂 Sandeesh was never going to win but at least she can get a job when it's all over, unlike Cocky Ball-Baggs.

Interesting... I'll take one round of 'being beaten to death with his inards' and if that lass lets out a cackle of sufficient demonic joy the work is yours...

Everyone should drop a stewert baggs (meaning awesome bell end) into conversation tommorow so it spreads like his herpes.

Defo going to be using Stewart Baggs at work tomorrow...hope he's not copyrighted that as part of "the Brand"...

Imagine him in the interview stages.

Sandesh committed hari kari bringing two of the strongest candidates back in with her. I think Sugar had her in his sights anyway.

When I was struggling my way (unsuccessfully) through the corporate machine, I was led to believe that the blame culture was dead. It's bloody alive and well in The Apprentice.

I'm trying to work out which one you all think is the fit one. I'm not sure there are any fit ones.

There is at least one thing we can all agree on. Stuart should be beaten to death with his own fat chin. People like him brought Britain to it's knees in the nineties.

Liz....

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Is the fit one behind that boney woman? 😉

tsk, she's healthily slim and well toned Samuri

I don't recon she's very dirty

^^^^

Goes to bed at 9pm with a cup of hot chocolate and gets up at 5.30am and then listens to Radio 4.

She's not unattractive admittedly and she seems quite bright which is always an appealing feature in ladies but I guess I prefer a more mature physique nowadays.

*cries again at the lack of male eye candy*

I prefer a more mature physique nowadays

'Prefer' suggests you get presented with some degree of choice?

Wonky head

She does nothing for me at all, all make up and fake tan, and too full off herself, a woman (in my eyes) should be attractive without aid of make up and fake tans....blah blah blah

Beauty in the eye of the beholder and all that

Laura - is it Laura? The one with the, how can I put this, the wide apart eyes. Looks like a canada goose. I have nothing more constructive than that to say.

Well I'm just up for work and already I've made a complete Stewart Baggs out of ordering my mate's birthday present from Spokeshirts...

Try again tonight I guess, Ah well off to work, hopefully in the interim my boss won't be too much of a Stewart Baggs.

Yep barnsleymitch, Laura looks like Zoonie the Loon from Fireball XL5.

I have it on good authority that the M3 CSL that Stewert Baggs owns was produced in 2004. Surely Brands Hatch would not run a 6 year old car (that's had a hard life at the hands of wannabe race drivers) so why Stewie Baggs kept asking if thier M3 was a CSL LIKE HIS, is a bit flawed. Maybe he just wanted the nation to know STEWERT BAGGS OWNS AN M3 CSL AT THE AGE OF 21. He made a right stewert baggs out if himself.

I'm trying to work out which one you all think is the fit one. I'm not sure there are any fit ones.

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I have it on good authority that the M3 CSL that Stewert Baggs owns was produced in 2004. Surely Brands Hatch would not run a 6 year old car (that's had a hard life at the hands of wannabe race drivers) so why Stewie Baggs kept asking if thier M3 was a CSL LIKE HIS, is a bit flawed. Maybe he just wanted the nation to know STEWERT BAGGS OWNS AN M3 CSL AT THE AGE OF 21. He made a right stewert baggs out if himself.

Absolutely.

He looked very uncertain of what he was saying each time he mentioned the CSL, and the BH crew seemed to think he was a d1ck for mentioning it too.

So am i the only one who thinks Sandeesh is an über hottie?
Ill bet shes reet filthy too....

There's no doubt that he is indeed the end of a bell, and would benefit from a sound thrashing on a regular basis. However, part of me feels sorry for him, he's obviously over compensating, and has some major issues. Having said that, he does own a CSL (dont have a clue what that is, but come on people, it's a CSL!). That blonde haired lass is going to murder him in his bed isnt she ?.

, he does own a CSL (dont have a clue what that is, but come on people, it's a CSL!).

It's a limited edition 'lightweight' BMW M3, it had aluminium panels and was silly fast.

However they haven't made the CSL for a while now that would make his car about 10 - 15 years old, not that much to chirp about really.

M3 CSL also had a CF roof. IIRC it was made in small numbers up to around 2004ish.

U31 you are not alone, she's v cute

Yay - the STW meat auction is alive and well. 😐

How do you spell 'hyperthyroid' ?

it's spelled S L I M

It's spelled " I wouldnt chuck her out of bed for eating crackers"

However they haven't made the CSL for a while now that would make his car about 10 - 15 years old, not that much to chirp about really.

The apprentice website states that Stuart used to sell Yo-Yo's in the playground. WTF was this tight lipped chub doing in kids playgrounds?

A quick wiki would confirm there was an M3 CSL in 2004, i think hes from a wealthy family so it may have helped him along. My reason for this thinking was my sister saying 'From every silver spoon fed mouth comes a right ***ing t' and so i can only assume from what she knows/thinks/has made up hes a rich spoilt fat kid.

catflees, your sister needs to mind her language. is she single?

Stella looked like a cat playing with a helpless mouse by the end of that episiode.

Looking forward to seeing her tear him apart in a future epsiode.

yeah, she is...
one of the students i tutour drew a picture of staurt this morning. I am going to upload it, it made me chuckle.