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[Closed] That's going to hurt in the morning. (graphic a&e content)

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No one I know but looks embarrassing enough to be real?

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Posted : 20/05/2015 3:41 pm
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...and that's what you get for eating the devils fruit.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 3:46 pm
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Table spoons are a better tool for that job, proper old steel ones are best. Probably little comfort now though.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 3:53 pm
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No blood on the avocado so still OK in a salad i'd say


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 3:58 pm
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not for the vegetarians, though.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 3:59 pm
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That's NOT how you do it....


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 4:05 pm
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Numpty with a knife visits A+E due to cack handed skills...

Glad I've never been in that boat... 😳

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Posted : 20/05/2015 4:07 pm
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The most classically middle class injury I've ever seen! The funny thing is they'd just discharged someone who'd aspirated some quinoa they were having for their tea, sorry, dinner.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 4:38 pm
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"supper" if you're a true middle class social climber.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 4:39 pm
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"supper" if you're a true middle class social climber.

Failed that test, then. Good.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 4:45 pm
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Good Lord 😯 look at the ham fisted mess they'd made of that avocado!!!


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 4:48 pm
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Lovely nails, obviously not a manual worker.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 6:54 pm
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Your's truly (the 3rd break of the same bone, about 7 months after the last time, ripped the screws out, bent the plate and generally made a mess in there).

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Posted : 20/05/2015 7:01 pm
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Useful for reaching round corners tinas...


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 7:05 pm
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Or for giving a reach around


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 7:08 pm
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Holy moly. At everything here.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 7:11 pm
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That, is going to take the shine off your afternoon!


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 7:13 pm
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Shouldn't have been using a steak knife


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 9:17 pm
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Spoon shaped forearm. Is there a spoon in there? Or is it not a spoon in there? Ugh,hope it heals well.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 9:25 pm
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Heavy blade chop in top of stone, leave it there, twist out the stone.


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 10:10 pm
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Don't avocados go brown?
He must have got to A&E pretty sharpish


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 10:14 pm
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Been about 18 months now, not broken it again yet, but not crashed properly on it yet either, hoping not to have to find out!


 
Posted : 20/05/2015 10:25 pm

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