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No crude jokes if you can help yourselves !

Going for a thai massage in the morning on back shoulders and neck its either with oil or not, whats best ?

Its a legit place so no happy ending jokes !

Oil or dry massage ?

Thanks in advance


 
Posted : 02/01/2016 10:08 pm
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You'd have been better off going to a physio place, but I get the Thai massage thing and don't blame you. Ask for the nuru oil /gel


 
Posted : 02/01/2016 10:12 pm
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was the physio who suggested a thai massage !


 
Posted : 02/01/2016 10:16 pm
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I would say for your first time go with the oil, should be gentler. Drink plenty of water afterwards as massage releases toxins from muscles into the blood

I know you posted but .... my mates racing boat in Singapore was called "Happy Endings", the crew t-shirts had the tag line "always finish with a little spurt"


 
Posted : 02/01/2016 10:16 pm
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Ask for a foot massage too.

You're welcome.


 
Posted : 02/01/2016 11:54 pm
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Prepare for pain.


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 12:13 am
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some good nuru oil videos on the ahem internet.


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 12:19 am
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wow that didn't hurt...much !

not sure I feel any effect yet but hot bath later and we'll see.

booked in for a weeks time


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:19 am
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Thai Massage should involve wearing a pair of pj's, sounds like you must've been getting a 'special' version........ no wonder you're going straight back 😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:22 am
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One wonders what Mrs UFG is doing while you're treating yourself...

😉


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:26 am
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One wonders what Mrs UFG is doing while you're treating yourself...

she was filming !

Going back as the knots in my back are so big my shoulders feel like they are raised with tension all the time.


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:31 am
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Posted : 03/01/2016 11:45 am
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All this stuff about toxins in the blood is such a pile of bollocks. Your kidneys take the waste producs out of your body.

Still, it makes good money-spinning for medical charlatans.


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:49 am
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Yes ! and what do you think takes the toxins out of your kidneys .......water


 
Posted : 03/01/2016 11:57 am

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