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He's referring to the amount of food we have for Christmas.
I hope.
Was it not aimed at Maude from Flat 7? I hear he's getting down to brass tacks later...
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Was it not aimed at Gerald from Accounts... I hear he’s filing Tax Returns later…
😉
😜
My Mum has an awful habit of writing come and coming as cum and cumming
*dry boaks
Parents and Texts!! My mother has a new texting style that makes even the simplest give us a quick call sound like elderly relatives moving on!
Yeah even gchq couldn’t decipher my mother’s texts (apart from her cumming)
So come on, you must have sent a comedy reply back, it's an open goal!
He’s referring to the amount of food we have for Christmas.
Sounds like he’s been at the piagra
when your mum accidentally creates a url
Did you click it?
Ooph! That's a good one!
Waiting for Curry's to deliver my new oven last Friday.
I thought he was a Rush fan at first glance
All a bit tame so far, surely it should be "you might want to get yourself down the clinic asap"
If that actually happened to Brant, he wins 🙂
Sounds like he’s been at the piagra
Boom, and, quite possibly, tish! 👏🏻
It didn't happen to me. I found that one on twitter.
I did quite like this one I got once. Much less rude, but very funny.
https://photos.app.goo.gl/mLjgCwpqP2E1B28Y9