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Sin City, worst film ever!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 8:49 am
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"The Beatles are a bit shit, really"

This is definitely true


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 8:57 am
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There's nowt wrong with quill stems.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 8:57 am
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You don't need £3000 of bike and specialist gear to ride a bike and if you do buy £3000 of bike and specialist gear, it doesn't make you any faster.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:03 am
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There's nowt wrong with quill stems.

I agree with that - in fact I'd go further and say quill stems are actually better for most applications.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:05 am
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Bruce Forsyth is scary.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:07 am
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Not something I believe, this is something I know.
What I do or say, or even where I sit, will materially affect the outcome of any sporting event that I watch.
Not only does no-one else believe this, some deluded fools actually think that what they do affects the outcome.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:09 am
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I agree with that

Hush now with your sensible & well-qualified opinion. 😀


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:09 am
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MAN are on of the best bands to come out of the UK and Wales.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:09 am
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A steel, single speed, rigid bike is all you really need, if you are being completely honest.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:17 am
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IQ (Intelligence Quotient)tests measure intelligence, with 100 being the theoretical average.
A similar FQ (Fitness Quotient) test should be devised, something along the lines of the army's Basic Fitness Test.

All children, on leaving school, should take both tests.
Anyone who fails to achieve a total score on both tests of 200 should be sent to an extermination camp.
Society doesn't need fat stupid people.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:26 am
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So everyone should be above average?


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:31 am
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Where's that STW high horse picture when you need it?!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:31 am
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So everyone should be above average?

Are you suggesting MidlandTrailquestsGraham made a stupid comment ?


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:33 am
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So everyone should be above average?

Hmmm, now you mention it, the population would half every year wouldn't it.
This idea may need some revision.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:35 am
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Gladiator is an awful film
Russell Crowe is an appalling actor


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:36 am
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Independence Day is a well scripted and well put together movie.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:37 am
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On that subject; Pulp Fiction is 'alright'.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:39 am
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Russell Crowe is an appalling actor
You can't really be struggling to find someone who agrees with that, can you?!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:39 am
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You can't really be struggling to find someone who agrees with that, can you?!

I obviously move in the wrong circles


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:40 am
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"A steel, single speed, rigid bike is all you really need, if you are being completely honest."

Everyone knows this but would never admit it. What if their partners found out.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 9:56 am
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I obviously move in the wrong circles

I was gonna say that, but I can't now you have. 🙁


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:06 am
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[i]The Beatles are a bit shit, really[/i]

What's this "are"? They split up in 19bleedin70! 44 years ago!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:19 am
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Rugby is shite


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:32 am
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Live music is also shite.

As is most 'guitar' music


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:34 am
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Star Wars Attack of the Clones is the best one out of all 6


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:44 am
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Time spent on STW is time well-spent


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:52 am
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Prisoners should be made to earn their keep by building mountain bike trails.

Tuna or corned beef should never be heated.

Anyone with a hot rod or a trike is a peadophile.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:55 am
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If Be Here Now was 15 minutes shorter it would be Oasis's best album.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:56 am
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I will succeed in this pursuit of happiness.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:58 am
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[i]Live music is also shite.

As is most 'guitar' music[/i]

Generalisation is utterly shite.

(Actually, I think most people of reasonable thought would agree, so that probably doesn't count.)


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:05 am
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Live music is also shite.

I feel sorry for you 🙁


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:12 am
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Origin of life research is a bit boring and will not yield any profound insights.

If System of a Down had merged mesmerise and hypnotise into one album, and told Daron to shut up and let Serj sing, the results would have been amazing.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:14 am
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The fluffy seed heads of Bog cotton or cottonsedge fall off the plant and hatch into baby rabbits.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:06 pm
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People who work in supermarket filling stations should not be allowed to talk to each other. They should sit isolated in cubicles so I don't have to wait for them to press the button to start filling while they chat to their colleagues.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:11 pm
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Diesel will become too expensive to use in a car within 5-10 years.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:16 pm
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Irish Dancing is just a combination of running on the spot and the ministry of silly walks.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:17 pm
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Compulsory sterilisation at puberty should be introduced, with the reversal operation only available to people who have passed the same tests that people wishing to adopt have to pass now.

Contraceptives in spaghetti hoops would do a good enough job cheaper. 😈


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:20 pm
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Are you suggesting MidlandTrailquestsGraham made a stupid comment?

We all know that it was due to our varied diet that we became so clever, and it has been brave of Graham to prove that you can reverse the process.

Now why don't you lie down Graham? You look tired.
[[i]strokes Graham's hair[/i]]
Everything is going to be alright.

BANG!

😆


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 12:27 pm
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Oasis are not the greatest band of their generation.

The Smiths are over rated tosh and Johny Marr is at best average.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 3:53 pm
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Live music is also shite.

As is most 'guitar' music

Generalisation is utterly shite.

(Actually, I think most people of reasonable thought would agree, so that probably doesn't count.)

Live music is also shite.

I feel sorry for you

So I have fulfilled the criteria of the OP's question then, no?

I do find live music utterly tedious. I enjoy clubs, not watching bands. Unless you'd class a Dj and MC as live music.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 3:58 pm
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I get the feeling I'm the only one who's thought of this:

If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.

That way you needn't put the clean plates and things back into the cupboards and just take them out of the dishwasher as needed whilst loading the second with the dirty dishes. As dishwashers hold so much you won't miss one less cupboard and when one breaks you have will still have one that works. And if you have a big party you have double the washing capacity.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 3:59 pm
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If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two

That is a great idea!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:12 pm
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Anthrax were better with John Bush than with Joey Belladonna.

Final Fantasy IX was the worst in the series.

Halo is massively overrated.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:21 pm
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My job is waste of my time!

The Crash Test Dummies were quite good.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:29 pm
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IQ (Intelligence Quotient)tests measure intelligence, with 100 being the theoretical average.
A similar FQ (Fitness Quotient) test should be devised, something along the lines of the army's Basic Fitness Test.

All children, on leaving school, should take both tests.
Anyone who fails to achieve a total score on both tests of 200 should be sent to an extermination camp.
Society doesn't need fat stupid people.

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So everyone should be above average?

Not necessarily so - could be unfit and brainy or fit and not brainy or just average on both. But unfit and dim would be ruled out.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:29 pm
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The entire Universe and everything in it is a contruct of my imagination, in a Vanilla Sky / Matrix type test.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:51 pm
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Only fools and horses is bollox.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:52 pm
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80s soul music has some stuff still worth exploring


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:53 pm
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This

most 'guitar' music


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:58 pm
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And this

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Compulsory sterilisation at puberty should be introduced, with the reversal operation only available to people who have passed the same tests that people wishing to adopt have to pass now.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 4:59 pm
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If System of a Down had merged mesmerise and hypnotise into one album, and told Daron to shut up and let Serj sing, the results would have been amazing.

If Daron is the nasal/whiney singer and Serj is the melodramatic one then you could be onto something there!


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 5:04 pm
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Re nationalise everything.

Liverpool isn't jammed to the gills with the loony left just waiting for their chance to take control and flog everything in secret to the Russians.. 😉

Unless we've already done that of course..


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 5:08 pm
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If Daron is the nasal/whiney singer and Serj is the melodramatic one then you could be onto something there!
Serj is the epicodramatic one. He's also a nice bloke, because he lets his mate Daron sing some appalling sixth form poetry, instead of telling him to do one.


 
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MAN are on of the best bands to come out of the UK and Wales.

From what I've seen, they're very popular with truckers - I keep seeing MAN badges on lorries.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 5:36 pm
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The world needs fewer streetlights


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 5:36 pm
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Wind is created by trees waving their branches about.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 7:50 pm
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I get the feeling I'm the only one who's thought of this:

If you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.

Yep, my mate has 2 for the reasons you mention.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 8:06 pm
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A poo tin is what I keep in the garden for when my son brings his dog around.

Other people think he's somebody who wants to annexe Crimea.

Oh, and yes I also think fools and horses is a very unfunny documentary about poor stupid people.

Wind is created by trees waving their branches about.

How much electricity does it take to keep those wind farms spinning round?

[quoteIf you want a dishwasher you may as well have two.

I know an orthodox Jewish family who have 3.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 10:35 pm
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Sound engineers are crap/can't hear as vocals are always drowned out by the instruments at live gigs.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:35 pm
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I know an orthodox Jewish family who have 3.

All that stacked up washing up from their "Sunday" dinner as they won't be using any electrical appliances after they've scoffed their roast crackling joint on the Sabbath.

See, I know all about Jews, me. 😀


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:44 pm
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The Star Wars films are the most overrated films of all time.


 
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The Beatles are a bit shit, really

Agreed

What's this "are"? They split up in 19bleedin70! 44 years ago!

Well you'd never bloody know would you?! It's as if nothing decent's ever happened since the way they're consistently banged-on about.

Bruce Forsyth is scary

Agree most vehemently. He proper weirds me out. More than Savile ever did. If he doesn't turn out to be some kind of MegaNonceLizardEmperor I'll eat my shoes.


 
Posted : 17/03/2014 11:55 pm
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Nissan Jukes are lovely cars


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 1:54 am
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Lorries and large vans should only be allowed on the roads motorways between 7pm and 6am


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 7:39 am
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Oasis are the worst band of all time


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 7:44 am
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Mrs Toast re John Bush you are very correct and so fail on this thread 😉


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 9:21 am
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After Clifford ,Cowell is next on the list.


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 9:32 am
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That the uk right now is actually a really good place to live. It's not perfect but it has a hell of a lot going for it and there are very few other places I would want to live.


 
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Mrs Toast re John Bush you are very correct and so fail on this thread

Yay! At least I'm not alone in being right! 😀


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 11:23 am
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The Star Wars films are the most overrated films of all time.

Sorry but I agree with you there. They seemed amazing when I was a kid but don't really stand up to repeat viewings as an adult.


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 11:30 am
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There are all sorts of drugs available and legalising and taxing them could be a significant source of income for the government.

However, if they legalised heroin, most users would end up dead before they had paid enough tax to cover their hospital treatment.
If they legalised cannabis, most users would only use it occasionally.

What's needed is a drug that is addictive, so that people will keep using it frequently despite the inflated price caused by taxation, and causes long term health effects, so that they will hopefully die before they are old enough to claim their state pension.

The only two drugs that fit this description are alcohol and tobacco and, by a remarkable coincidence, they are also the only two drugs that the government has legalised.


 
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Oh yes, the Only Fools And Horses thing.

I've never got it either. It's just not funny.


 
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It's just not funny.

But posting on the wrong thread is, I'm sure you'll agree.


 
Posted : 18/03/2014 12:18 pm
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Any bloke who wears foo foo spray is a bit suspect.


 
Posted : 19/03/2014 10:27 pm
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If I step on the cracks on my walk to work then bad things will happen.

It's worth thinking through a strategy for the zombie apocolypse, just in case.


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 12:02 am
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Oooh, ooh, I've got one.

I don't like beards. Right, I think on some men they look very, very cool indeed. but seeing those men having sex with someone would freak me out beyond belief.

My own personal belief is that any man adopting the new fashion for a beard, goes home alone all the time.

I personally believe that this is also the case with ladies. I think most ladies like the look of beards...but don't want to touch them.

Now, there's a contraversy.


 
Posted : 20/03/2014 12:38 am
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So you see men with beards and admire them and then immediately think about them having sex?

I'm no psychologist but...


 
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yes.


 
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