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[url= http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/7690126.stm ]Pimply hackers[/url]
Herons have 12 lungs.
A banana is, in fact, a species of fish.
Grey is the new Black
Robots are scared of tin openers
I'm telling the truth!!
The Queen Mother was once arrested for fly tipping.
Dogs were really invented for kicking.
Dolphins sleep with one eye open
john major actually has a pair of wings, and wrote the music for the Bodyform adverts.
Yellow has the highest coefficient of friction of all colours.
Human sperm is slightly radioactive
back to the OP, '[i]Symantec researchers have collected many examples of teenagers who have managed to cripple their own PCs by infecting them with viruses they have written.[/i] Lol!!!! how funny is that!!!
Daleks wear high heels
Ive lived next door to a chap who went on to murder three people.
Chiropodists supply Fray Bentos with 'Beef'
Daleks wear high heels
^ That's the best one imo.
I didn't know that, and yet somehow I feel that it's important to know.
The credit crunch is government propoganda.
@axroads I've shared a tent with two guys who went on to murder three people. They'd got away with the first, smothering an old lady in her bed, which had initially been put down to natural causes. The mistake they made was that next time they did the same to a couple. Anyway I was their patrol leader in the Scouts which is how come I was sharing a tent with them. One was a right nasty bastard even then and the other was not really all there.
Captain, a genuine interesting fact about the banana tree is that it's a herb, the world's largest.
BluTack is made from Smurf poop
Surf is smurf dandruff
The trade in smurf dandruff ruins lives.
little weed grew into arnold shwarze****
The soup dragon wasn't made out of soup.
Bunnyhop, really ?
A duck's quack has an echo
A Victoria West Core is not a crude Acheulean handaxe, despite the apparent similarity. Something to ponder, I think.
avdave2, that is horrible. Kind of scary to think you shared a tent with two such sick ****ers.
One of my classmates at school murdered someone. Mind, I've actually known people who've gone on to commit some really evil and sadistic crimes. Makes you wonder about people....
It is impossible to lick your own elbow.
See? Told you!
I'm tired now, time for by bys
Who knows where my rosemary grows?
Can a bearded man tell a barefaced lie?
does an ill wind blow through a hospital corridor?
I can lick my elbow.
Is this a rhetorical question?
[i]Mr Boyd's action to shut down one wannabe hacker, using the name YoGangsta50, was so comprehensive that it wrung a pledge from the teenager in question to never to get involved in petty hi-tech crime again. [/i]
No. Comprehensive would be to have the little shite commit Harri Karri with a half a CD-ROM Disk.
MrNutt - Member
I can lick my elbow.
No, you [i]can't[/i].
You may think you can, but in fact, you are sadly deluded.
Come on, now, it's time to go with these nice people; they'll look after you from now on.
there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble'
My brother was in cub scouts with a lad who went on to bludgeon his own mother to death with a wine bottle because she wouldn't lend him her car. He also used to drink in the same pub as a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.
Lego are the world's biggest tyre manufacturer.
"the world's biggest tyre manufacturer"
that's funny, the one's I've had from them have always been less than 2cm in diameter.
[i]a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.[/i]
what was she, a centipede?
>a guy who killed his girlfriend, dismembered her body and ate some of her legs.
When the post-pub munchies strike what's a bloke to do if the fridge is bare ?
I'm not wearing any pants.
"there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble' "
I knew that.
"there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble' "
I knew that.
It's not just duck quacks that echo....
there's a river/stream on Wimbledon common called 'The Womble'
Are you absolutely sure? There is a River Wandle, which goes through Wandsorth and then down past Wimbledon, but I've never heard of a River Womble, unless it's something that's been named after the Wombles.
Seems like the Scouts isn't perhaps the healthy activity for young boys,after all...
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Licking elbow.
Did your Mum and Dad tell you it was the scouts?
sure it wasn't a home for troubled boys?
Tell us something we don't know
monkey nuts don't really come from monkey's.
That's someone else's elbow.
Or that bloke's a freak!!!
Run away! Run away!
The freckles and skin tone on both face and arm would suggest they are the same person.
It is not me by the way.
Yep, it's the Wandle, certainly.
On another note, jellyfish have a photographic memory.
90% of scouts grow up to be murderers*
* or so it would seem from this thread
There's less rubbish going into landfill sites because most of it ends up on the internet now
- mostly on ebay with the word "retro" attached
If you bag your dog poo and hang it on a tree, the angels will take it away.
George Bush is a bit of an idiot.
polar bears liver is poisonous to human beings
If its illegal in the UK to impersonate a POLICE OFFICER why do we have Community Support Officers?
Matt
jeremy irons!
There are more barbie dolls in the world than there are Canadians.
Snooker player Peter Ebdon is colour blind
Dogs can make their own vitamin c
[i]jellyfish have a photographic memory[/i]
Prove it!
We had one of our scout group top himself shortly after leaving as well as the two killers.
On the lanfill front I read recently that we'll probably end up mining all the old landfills as their metal content is higher than many of the conventinal deposits now being found.
So if you house built on an old tip hasn't already sunk don't worry it soon will as blokes with pickaxes start tunnelling under you.
My legs are made entirely of tin.
Sheep sleep with one eye open.
There is no German word for 'fluffy'.
jeremy irons!
Lynne Folds Wood
There is no German word for 'fluffy'
But they do have a word for the back of the knee
Wesley Snipes
I have more than the average number of arms!
When scientists need a really pure piece of steel for an instrument, they often get it by cutting a chunk from a world war one battleship sunk in Scapa Flow in 1918. This is because most steel made since 1945 is slightly radioactive due to atomic bombing and testing. Anyone know the half-life of their Inbred?
[i]I have more than the average number of arms![/i]
hey - me too!
I like riding tube trains in Japan groping ladies
[i]Dogs can make their own vitamin c [/i]
so can humans.
In competition target rifle shooting, the target zones are named and scored respectively as:
v-bull (5.1 or 5v)
bull (5)
inner (4)
magpie (3)
outer (2)
hit (1) i.e. hit the physical taget but not any higher scoring zone.
In standard competition you have 2 sighting shots and 7 to count, with a highest score feasible known as a "Possible" of 35.7
I have more than the average number of legs.
Sort of...... 😈
[i]I have more than the average number of legs. [/i]
hey - me too!
Chocolate fish cant swim
I am scared of heights!
I am the walrus.
grynch - you're out of your element. Shut the f*ck up.
andy, you need a blankie sweetie?.. past your nap time then.
😐
On his day off Gok Wan is Davros.
saddleworth eh?
it takes much longer to get up north, the slow way.
[i]andy, you need a blankie sweetie?.. past your nap time then.
[:|] [/i]
whooooosh
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