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Planning to adopt a rescue over the next few weeks, what do I need to know/ will have forgotten to do? And any other tips for a first time owner.
Pictures very welcome 🙂
cat poo stinks ! make sure you get an enclosed litter tray.
Owning cats is easy
Females over Males as they tend to fight less, get into bother and don't suffer with blocked wee pipes that costs you £500 a time to sort.
You will see parts of the insides mice and other creatures that you never knew existed, often sicked up mixed with cat food and glued to the floor
It's very much like not owning a cat, but with higher Vets bills.
Get a cat flap. Feed it.
That's about it.
Apart from disposing of dead, dying and perfectly healthy mice, birds, rats, rabbits, bats, frogs...
Don't do it.
They're w@nkers, and that's said as a cat lover.
Females over Males as they tend to fight less, get into bother and don't suffer with blocked wee pipes that costs you £500 a time to sort.
You have no idea. Male cat with this issue reduced me to mental wreck. Admittedly I had a lot of other stuff going on which was probably more the problem, but £5k of bills made me glad of insurance.
Funny story, turned out I managed to figure out the cause myself. Vets = generally lovely people. Vet businesses = callous, patronising, heartless bastards
Don't mistake anything that they do as a show of affection. If they sit on your lap it's because it's warm. If they rub against your leg it's because they have an itch. You are there to give them food and drink and that's it.
Clever b@startds cats.
With a rescue you get to choose a friendly cat. With kittens you are taking a chance, and may end up with one that does 72hr bivvy/hunting trips and only comes back to check you are still keeping an eye on his gaff.
Invest in a microchipped cat flap, you'll be relieved when the local cats can't get in to steal food, resulting in your cat scent marking the house. (a rescue cat will normally be chipped so no need for a chip collar)
We've only had two birds and a mouse in two years, plenty of sick episodes with one of them though.
Other tips...put the cat flap in a different room to the kitchen if possible, ours get shut in the kitchen at night and leave hair/footprints all over the worktops, and eat any rubbish out of the sink strainer. Wish I'd put the flap in the dining room! If there is anything interesting in the kitchen bin we have to stack something on the lid...
We taught our to eat and drink at the table
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They'll shit all over your neighbours garden
Fooflaps- We caught our old cat doing that, god knows how many times we'd taken a drink after it!
They get fleas.
They scrrarch furniture
They destroy carpet
They shit in sinks, washbaskets anywhere really.
They spray everything with pee
They lick and scratch when your trying to sleep.
They knock stuff over.
Othwr than that the are ok.
They hate cucumbers 🙂
We've had 4 rescue/other people's cast-off cats and they've all been totally different but ultimately lovely rewarding pets. We're about 3 months into the current one and she's really starting to have a lovely character now she's getting confidence and realising the house is all hers. Ours have all been very much mainly house cats though which means we have to spend more time amusing them but don't have to worry about traffic or sad t**ts inflicting cruelty on them. Saves on dealing with half-dead prey as well although probably not much difference when it comes to puke!
How funny is that cucumber video!
One is never enough...
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They're not good covered in Sudocrem
http://singletrackmag.com/forum/topic/my-daughter-has-coated-cat-with-sudocrem-what-to-do
They get fleas.
Not if you keep on top of it with Advantage etc
They scrrarch furniture
Oh yes!
They destroy carpet
Oh boy yes.
They shit in sinks, washbaskets anywhere really.
Not if you keep a couple of clean litter trays they don't.
They spray everything with pee
See above
They lick and scratch when your trying to sleep.
Keep bedroom door closed. Though they do sleep on my kids beds who love them deeply.
They knock stuff over.
Oh yes.
They are great. We miss ours because we got lucky and got a complete cuddle tart!
...forget to mention.
They also eat hamsters, rats, gerbils etc which helps keep the total pet population down.
Dogs are much betterer
Goldfish are less hassle
Why compromise on something in between? 😛
After being a dog person for a long time, I've had cats for twenty years or so and have learned that there are a good many misconceptions about them.
Misconception #1. Ownership... it's not ownership at all, but a mutually beneficial relationship, based solely on how much your cat trusts and respects you. If you try to impose discipline on a cat, they'll merely cease to trust you and respect goes out the window. It is possible to establish boundaries though, with gentle perseverance.
Misconception #2. Intelligence. Dogs treat humans like other dogs. In order to get the best from your dog you have to behave like the pack leader, ergo dogs are too stupid to understand that humans aren't dogs at all. Cats absolutely understand that humans are different to other cats and will use different vocalizations and body language to a human than they would another cat - even a close litter mate. Cats will also behave differently once again towards trusted dogs, imposing themselves as de facto pack leader.
Misconception #3. Solitude. Cats aren't necessarily solitary creatures, they can exist in colonies in the semi-wild. My two are inseparable and never fight, despite both being males, they're extremely affectionate with one another. Cats can even co-operate when hunting...remember this if you get more than one cat, it's possible that both may be plotting to kill you at the same time (see 4).
Misconception #4. You can't train a cat. You can absolutely train a cat, but it has to trust and respect you first (see 1). I've had cats who will sit and do tricks on command (or more accurately request). Remember though that training a cat is a two way street and that the cat you share a home with will actively be trying to train you to respond to their own commands and requests and will show absolute disdain if you're too stupid to interpret these correctly.
There's a great many more, they're a species of individual characters. My two are snuggled up next to me as I type, one subtly attempting to usurp the laptop from my lap by any means available.
Where are you? Anywhere near Brighton? I've got a house trained neutered pair of 5yr old black cats here you can have. Came from a rspca. Great with kids, very affectionate, surplus to requirement.
You can spook them with cucumbers.....
Consider who will look after the at when you go holidays
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It can be great fun. They are not all aloof and distant. Ours was brilliant - loved being a part of everything.
They get fleas.nope
They scrrarch furniture ..nope
They destroy carpet.tried to but only when they were kittens
They shit in sinks, washbaskets anywhere really.nope,never
They spray everything with pee,nope
They lick and scratch when your trying to sleep.nope,they don't get in to bedrooms at night.
They knock stuff over.nope although they did try to climb the xmas tree
Get two from the same family. Ours are ace and bestist of mates.
PJM1974 is spot on.
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Got one of these, great entertainment, and I love how the characterstics are bred in. Baffles me how personality can be bred into something
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There's nothing quite the like the proud look on his tiny face when you find mouse innards in your slippers.
Or a mouse with no face on the rug.
Or a battered blackbird flying around your bedroom.
It's lucky he's awesome or he'd be living on the streets
Piece of advice from my mother that Mrs R picked up - get a high-pitched bell or something as a food signal. It'll soon learn what it means and when you want it in you won't have to stand by the back door shouting out what is invariably a stupid name.
Teach it early on that being wrapped in a towel is a good thing. Saves endless scratching if you need to clean it or protect it if it's hurt itself.
Elastoplast spray is great for when playing gets out of control (for you, not the cat - it'll be fine).
Corrugated cardboard cat-scratchers are one of the greatest inventions ever for cats and their owners. Saves endless wear on the carpets and furniture. And forget expensive cat toys - your cat will love you for a cardboard box and some pingpong balls.
And a final piece of advice - avoid using your cat's name as a username on forums, it can cause emotional problems when they go - RIP Rio 2003-2015.
Not sure how funny that last line was meant to be but it was better than Jason Manford or Peter Kaye have managed this week of FB.
Reminds me of a girl I met in St Thomas 1990 but thats another story..
The lazy persons pet
Basically put food down then let it roam around the neighbourhood killing small animals and shitting in other people's gardens
They are complete tossers
I reckon goldfish take more looking after
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Ours are too lazy to roam the neighbourhood, and incapable of bringing in an animal that wasn't already cold when found. And they use our garden...although they won't if you don't encourage them.
Don't let it shit in my garden.
One is never enough
Two can seem like more than plenty.
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Seriously- cats are easier to live with than a dog, far more intelligent and are great to have around the house.
Get your cat registered for insurance before taking it to the vet for the first time - other wise anything that the vet thinks that they might have found will have to be declared and won't be covered.
Give your cat somewhere nice and high - that'll be a safe place for them to look down on their territory.
A few toys - I can recommend cat springs if you have a hard floor - will go a long way to keeping your cat active and happy and help the two of you to bond.
Cats are ace, where I live is a little monster who is now 8 months old, will say hello most mornings. Some bastard hoofed him about a month ago for just sitting on the side of the path. He got a bit wary then but if he is out the front always comes for a little cwtch.
Pigeon killer extraordinaire.
Like people they're all different
Have had nutter cats and scaredy cats and everything in between
Their instinctive sense of self preservation gives the impression they don't really care about anything other than the essentials but they notice everything and they don't forget
Treat them with kindness and never misplace their trust and they can be very rewarding pets. Here's ours in action
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They are not all aloof and distant.
Ours follow us round the house / up the garden and regularly cry wanting to picked up and cuddled. They can hear me locking my bike when I get home and are both waiting for me by the door (the wife has already fed them).
I'f you do get an outdoor cat, at least be curtuous to your neightbours and either;
Teach you cat to tidy up its shit.
Teach your cat not to shit in other gardens. Gonround yourself picking up all it's shit like dog owners do.
Seriously, my garden ****ing stinks of cat shit year round as I'm one of the few non cat owners in the area (I'm allergic). Ove tried ultrasound deterrents, curry plants and citrus. None made much impact and still get the delight of stepping in shit whilst hanging up my laundry.
Irresponsible cat owners piss me right off.
cat poo stinks ! make sure you get an enclosed litter tray.
feed them a raw meat diet, then it doesn't - it's like big rabbit droppings so easy to scoop up and put in the bin.
If its a house cat or a single cat that doesn't roam much then make sure you play with it reasonably often so they don't get bored and then disruptive or even spiteful.
This cat wand has been fantastic - ours still goes nuts to play with it even though he is adult now - and it is very useful for luring the cat out of hidaways so he can be caught:
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A little scary because it uses a thin wire, but it helps with flicking it around quickly - you just have to be a little careful. The wire does wear out after a while, as do the mice things. We have gone through a few now and many mice.
They scrrarch furniture
They destroy carpet
They shit in sinks, washbaskets anywhere really.
They spray everything with pee
They lick and scratch when your trying to sleep.
They knock stuff over.
All of these can be avoided by making sure they spend a lot of time outside. I put a box lined with one of my old fleeces in the shed and he's quite happy sleeping in it at night all year round.
All of these can be avoided by making sure they spend a lot of time outside
Great, just make the downsides/problems someone else's issue ffs!
This
5thElefant - MemberGet a cat flap. Feed it.
That's about it.
Apart from disposing of dead, dying and perfectly healthy mice, birds, rats, rabbits, bats, frogs...
and this:
rocketman - MemberLike people they're all different
Honestly, I wouldn't have anymore cats.
The two rescue cats we have now are lovely, but:
One is the destroyer of all local wildlife. We've gone from having a garden inhabited by tons of different birds to one that is entirely devoid of any flying creatures as they know they will be eaten.
We regularly have pigeons, blackbirds, collared doves etc. in the house dead, alive & somewhere in between. Mice are also regular play things, and he has a penchant for squirrels which he leaves to bleed on the stair carpet in varying states of 'half eaten'. I think he's had 5 squirrels this year.
The other one has managed to wreck our fairly expensive leather sofas as she is quite inept at jumping & often just uses her claws like grappling hooks. She is also doing a good job of de-fluffing the stairs carpet and it won't be long before she has left some it completely bald.
If you do get a cat:
- give it flea stuff regularly
- a cat flap (microchip sensor one is awesome) will make life a lot easier - if you can't get one in the house doors, stick one in the shed door, so it has somewhere to shelter (put a bed in there too).
- insure it. Vet bills soon add up.
- we used a litter tray for ours until they were settled and then gradually encouraged them to stop using it - we've got a covered one with charcoal filter etc. but it still managed to stink the house out.
All of these can be avoided by making sure they spend a lot of time outsideGreat, just make the downsides/problems someone else's issue ffs!
Not in the slightest. He scratches at my wood store and defecates in my garden. My neighbour is in no doubt that if he defecates in his garden he's welcome to use the hose on him.
As i type Corbyn the new rescue cat is lying upside down on my knee trying to bite my fingers, theyre usually affectionate sometimes bite, see video,and when you take them to a vet the receptionist will allocate the cats name to you , so the previous one was Lilly Savage Project, much hilarity in the waiting room as i didnt recognise her name and the receptionist shouted it quite a few times, then the walk of shame to the vets consulting room door.
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Training cats is certainly possible:
Other cool thing about cats is they clean themselves. Though can result in furballs. Worse with long haired cats when they're moulting.
apologies if this has been covered
If you live in a cat dense area micro chip your cat and buy an electronic catflap cat wars can be stressful with nightly invasions by the enemy who will probably shit in your house.
if you keep a small patch of garden dug your cat will use it and not piss of the neighbors or a pile of sand/sandpit easy to clean.
Cat problems are nearly allways caused by stress and often by children its not a toy.
And enjoy,
the most wonderful relationship I have had was 18 years of the same cat he outlasted the wife never judged me and was always there.
when i worked nights he was waiting at the end of the garden every night for my return , we moved 11 times and changed countries i lost him twice once for 10 days and posted a 200 euro reward for his return worth every penny, cost me less than that in vet bills his entire life and broke my heart this year when he died.
One of our neighbour's cars has adopted us, (s)he seems to like the company of our two, so is always in the garden with them or in the house..
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Expectations prior to cat ownership
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broke my heart this year when he died.
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had to rush for the train this morning as the cat wanted to play footsie under the bedroom door (after sleeping on the bed all night) :
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It's a rescue cat - probably worth having the chat about "don't get sick" with it... 😆 there are 2 times a cat goes to the vet; one is to get neutered, the next is a one way trip.
Never, ever give it expensive food. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen (or rather once they get a taste of the high life they expect their slaves to maintain it).
Our cat's well trained now and only likes Go-Cat, although now she's very elderly she seems to be of the opinion that human dinners should be for sharing.
Before you put the cat flap in think about where it will open onto. We made the mistake of putting it in a door where bigger, badder or younger cats could wait.
We have two rescue cats, cost us a fortune in vet bills so far, but they're worth every penny....
Never, ever give it expensive food. Treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen
and then complain about how smelly their sh1ts are...
The raw stuff isn't that expensive - the venison that our cat likes is £5.20 for 2 250g pots and each pots lasts 4 to 5 days, plus he has some biscuits but they go down pretty slowly. The venison is the most expensive of the flavors.
Benefits are no smell from his no. 2, he is much better hydrated and less likely to suffer from the liver and kidney problems that cats get from eating all that crap stuff that is padded out with grains.
Whiskas is only 4% meat. Even the Waitrose cheap stuff is 14%.
http://www.naturalinstinct.com/raw-cat-food/natural
Cats: The scourge of modern society; latch-key lovers for divorced primary school teachers and other lonely spinsters who purr over their little surrogates on those long and lonesome nights before turfing them out to wreak havoc whilst they're at work.
By far the most irresponsible pet that any person can own, an uncontrollable murder machine for morally bereft morons with absolutely no compunctions about killing anything that moves whether it be protected by law or not.
I you live anywhere near me, don't get too attached to it.
I was not a cat person. I liked dogs. The one day over 20yrs ago we walked into a pet shop and for some reason walked out with a kitten we called Lucy. She is still here and tbh looks like she could be here for another 10yrs tbh.
Costs me enough to buy 2 kittens every month in tablets (Not insured at this age) but I don't begrudge her as she hasn't cost a penny up till the thyroid problem.
Never been so far as 100yds from the house EVER. When we moved house she hid in my wardrobe for 2wks due to stress.
Never EVER caught an animal, cant even cope with spiders. Much too slow and dumb for that
Shit stinks but keeps all other cats out of our garden which is a bonus
Against all the advice here, cats can be trained. Out cat will come when called (She is a bit deaf now though). Hasn't touched a piece of furniture since the carpet incident at about 1yr old when she was treated to an impromptu shower as punishment (I got cut to pieces). Sleeps where she is told to sleep (In the kitchen or conservatory - Living room door is locked)
All in all, she is a lovely pet and we will miss her when she is gone. Kids haven't ever know life without her but quite often talk about the day she dies as the day they can start looking for a replacement dog.........
They hog the sofa
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And the draining board!
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They can be irritating but they're definitely a great addition to the household,
When they get old you'll have to get them an electric blanket which they'll be on for 20hrs a day (the old ones are anyway).
(The one on the right is 16, the other 2 are just over 1 and funny as hell. Got another one who is Eight)
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Cheers for that Gatsby you stupid twunt.
Cheers for that Gatsby you stupid twunt.
No problem pigface... I presume this is one of those if-the-cap-fits type of flouncy hissy fits?
Do you have any furniture you like? That maybe cost you a bit of money, and you prefer it wouldn't be completely destroyed?
Don't get a cat then.
We've now got 3, and the latest addition - a rescue cat and an infuriatingly loveable little **** - has taken to going missing for days at a time, turning up, filling his face, falling asleep on my clothes, covering them in fur, then buggering off again for days on end. Obviously at least one other family in the area now believe they have a new cat
Oh... and get used to your new morning routine.....
Cats are fine if you keep them indoors. Not so great if you let them decimate the local wildlife and shit in everyone else's garden.
No problem pigface... I presume this is one of those if-the-cap-fits type
No, I think it is more probably because you infer you harm animals in close proximity to you. You came to this thread to troll and now your work is done.
I presume this is one of those if-the-cap-fits type of flouncy hissy fits?
I'm idly wondering whether it's more a case of it being about time we banned Shibboleth again, if I'm totally honest.
Very sorry, I thought the OP wanted to know about owning a cat... It would be rather dull if we didn't have the full gamut of cat owning experiences for him to draw on, wouldn't it. 🙂
They are not all aloof and distant.
They're not at all. Our other rescue cat, who was found feral, just seems permanently overjoyed to be living with people who look after him, that he'll jump up on your knee as you sit down, curl up, nuzzle you, and purr like a low flying helicopter. He follows you around the house, and will only sleep in the room we're in.
Yogacat....
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Mind you the other little bastard won't give you the time of day unless you're feeding him, or he fancies biting someone. And will generally be secreting himself somewhere he shouldn't. The little sod...
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Binners earlier.
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Has anyone got experience of living with a cat whilst being allergic?
Despite my minor rant above about cats dedicating over my garden, I do see the appeal. I would prefer a dog, but not really compatible with working full time.
My allergies are more the burning eyes and runny nose type. Any known cures?
My allergies are more the burning eyes and runny nose type. Any known cures?
Not having a cat would seem to be the best idea to me.
Other than that for itchy eyes Sodium Chromoglycate eye drops (Opticrom or similar), but you can't use them if you take use contact lenses. For the runny nose nose an anti histamine tablet (you won't be able to use a steroid spray as you'll be taking it for the rest of your or the cat's life) that works for you. I'm allergic to cats too and the stuff above that I take for hayfever works on these symptoms but in all seriousness why on earth would you want to go through that misery.
If you live anywhere near me, don't get too attached to it.
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Has anyone got experience of living with a cat whilst being allergic?
Sounds daft, but are you allergic to cats specifically? Because I was fine with our cats, but the rabbit had a very different effect. Different dander or something.
Get boxes. Cats like boxes.
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Has anyone got experience of living with a cat whilst being allergic?
I used to date a girl who had a cat. I only stayed at her house once and ended up leaving at 4am with breathing difficulties after waking up to find my windpipe had reduced to the size of a minor blood vessel.
I couldn't spend more than a few minutes in this girl's company without sneezing uncontrollably, wheezing like a 40-a-day smoker and suffering prickly, burning eyes.
We tried antihistamines (supposedly non-drowsy) and I spent about a month in a vacant haze before I realised that this was probably a common ploy used by this girl to stop men getting bored with her. She was a divorced primary school teacher.
Up to 30% of the population are allergic to cats, so getting a cat is a great way to alienate yourself from a large portion of society. An even bigger chunk of the general populace like to hear occasional sounds of birdsong too, and getting a cat is basically depriving all the children of the sound of baby robins.
So if you want to turn yourself into a lonely, single, friendless person that smells of catpiss and is hated by most of the population, get a cat!
Good call on boxes - the cheapest of cat toys:
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Criticising a woman for not being a catch, when you would have still been seeing her except for your malfunctioning lungs?
Cats are easy. Cat flap, scratch pole, bit of dry food. Keeps the weak and infirm away!